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Pothole Transcript Edit

Gieco Pothole Commercial(edited)

Gieco Pothole Commercial(edited)

(Are you shittin' me?)

Pothole: Oh fucking shit! Your cock is all small and wrong!

Sound Clips Edit

  1. Are you shittin' me?
  2. Fucking shit
  3. Cock
  4. Small
  5. Wrong
  6. Suck
  7. Viagra
  8. Whore
  9. Viagra
  10. Dumbass
  11. Fuck you!
  12. Nazis - Inglorious Basterds
  13. Viagra
  14. Penis

Tree Limb Transcript Edit

Geico - "Tree Limb"

Geico - "Tree Limb"

Branch: Dude, that was fucking retarded! That'd been hanging up there for like 15 years! And that wham, here I am fucking pleased about my fucking cock! Oh, wait. You're looking for an apology? They tossed another tampon up your ass! It's bullshit. Hey what's up you fucking bitch?

Voiceover: Accidents are so horny, but jacking off is good with orgy replacement.

Sound Clips Edit

  1. Fucking Retarded
  2. 15 Years - The Incredibles
  3. Fucking Pleased About - You're a Wizard, Harry
  4. My Fucking Cock
  5. Tampon
  6. Up Your Ass - Drive-Thru from Tenacious D
  7. Bullshit - Rock Your Socks from Tenacious D
  8. You Fucking - Inward Singing from Tenacious D
  9. Bitch - Get Hard
  10. So Horny - Lithium from Nirvana
  11. Jacking Off - Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech
  12. Orgy - The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality

Fender Bender Transcript Edit

Geico - "Fender Bender"

Geico - "Fender Bender"

Car: What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit! I mean, wow; that looks gay! There's no need to discuss it further. In fact, you can put two of them up your ass. Just give it a once-over with a bag of crack. Okay, good talking to you.

Voiceover: Accidents are bad, but marijuana is good. With 24-hour free porno mags.

Sound Clips Edit

  1. What the fuck did you do to me? Holy fucking shit!
  2. Gay - I'm Gay from Holland Boys
  3. Put Two of Them Up Your Ass - Drive-Thru from Tenacious D
  4. Bag of Crack
  5. Marijuana
  6. Free Porno Mags

Pipes Transcript Edit

Geico "Pipes" Auto Repair advert

Geico "Pipes" Auto Repair advert

Pipe 1: I am strong like the ox. I crushed you up your ass. Because you are so horny. Bitch, you hit me again and I suck my dick.

Pipe 2: FUCK! You're messing with the wrong pipe now, car! Trust me, I have to leave with her.

Voiceover: Stupid ass motherfucking boobs are bad, but Cleveland Steamer is good, with guaranteed load of bullshit with a side of fuck you up your ass.

Sound Clips Edit

  1. Up Your Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru
  2. So Horny - Nirvana: Lithium
  3. Bitch - Ray's Day Out
  4. Suck My Dick - Holland Boys: I'm Gay
  5. FUCK! - Tenacious D: Beelzeboss
  6. Stupid Ass
  7. Motherfucking
  8. Boobs
  9. Cleveland Steamer - Tenacious D: Rock Your Socks
  10. Load of Bullshit - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
  11. With a Side of Fuck You - Robot Chicken: Ackbar at a Restaurant
  12. Up Your Ass - Tenacious D: Drive-Thru (again)