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Transcript Edit

Version 1 Edit

ShamWow Commercial -EDITED-

ShamWow Commercial -EDITED-

Version 1

Version 2 Edit

Shamwow commercial(edited)

Shamwow commercial(edited)

Version 2

Sound Clips Edit

Version 1 Edit

  1. What up, my niggerloids?: Stuart K Reilly - YouTube Poop NEWS: A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings
  2. It's ya boy: It's Ya Boy vine
  3. What the fuck is that supposed to be?!?: JonTron - Anti-Drug Games
  4. You: Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (Ganon YOU MUST DIE cutscene)
  5. Masturbate: JonnyEthco - Prostitute Mickey 2
  6. With: Tenacious D - Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
  7. Fucking shit: Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions
  8. Stripper: T-Pain - I'm in Luv (wit a Stripper)
  9. Without a fucking penis: animeme - Anti-Joke Chicken
  10. It's fucking retarded!: rbelluso - Shamwow Dub Parody (Scamnow)
  11. Dildo: CBC: Weird Shit We Found in the Archives - A Town Called Dildo
  12. Can't openly: Rick Perry "Strong" commercial
  13. Fuck: The Lonely Island & T-Pain - I'm on a Boat
  14. My: Atomic Bomberman outtakes
  15. Big fat: Ron White
  16. Butthole: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
  17. It's: Dragon Ball Z, episode "Goku's Arrival"
  18. Fucking crazy: Michael Rosen "fucking crazy" speech
  19. Menstrual blood: (unknown audio)
  20. The invisible (boat)mobile: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
  21. Ass: mostoffensivevideo - BEWARE OF THE EASTER NIGGA, CHARLIE BROWN!
  22. My dad's boat: Step Brothers - Boats 'n Hoes
  23. Mobile: SpongeBob SquarePants, episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III"
  24. Butt: Three 6 Mafia - Slob on My Knob
  25. I shit you not: (unknown audio)
  26. This: 300 (THIS IS SPARTA scene)
  27. Bullshit: Big Bill Hell's
  28. Sucks: Three 6 Mafia - Slob on My Knob
  29. Billion: (unknown audio)
  30. Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
  31. Like a: The Lonely Island ft. Seth Rogen - Like a Boss
  32. Fucking animal: GurpageProductions - Welcome to Hogwarts
  33. Suck: Afroman - Crazy Rap
  34. Jizz: The Lonely Island - Jizz in My Pants
  35. You: greenday12688 - Grandma's Kisses Dub
  36. Stroke: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
  37. It: Link: The Faces of Evil (Ganon IT BURNS cutscene)
  38. Really hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
  39. FOR FUCKS SAKE: The Thick of It, episode 2
  40. It's simple!: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks (Rock Band version)
  41. Stick it up your ass: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
  42. And you're gonna be fucking pleased about it!: GurpageProductions - You're a Wizard, Harry
  43. Nazis: (unknown audio)
  44. Sex toys: (unknown audio)
  45. Coca-Cola: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  46. Piss: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
  47. Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
  48. Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
  49. On top: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
  50. Your: That 70's Show
  51. Pussy: Afroman - Because I Got High
  52. AGH! FUCKING GROSS!: JonnyEthco - Mad Mad Mario 5
  53. Six: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  54. Semen: Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous
  55. (Farting): (unknown audio)
  56. You followin' me, camera guy?: Epic Rap Battles of History - Ben Franklin vs. Billy Mays
  57. Four: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  58. Fuck (etc): Tenacious D - Inward Singing
  59. Like a water hose: D4L - Laffy Taffy
  60. Bullshit: Tenacious D - History (Album version)
  61. Cumdumpster: Dirty Signs - Cum Dumpster
  62. HIV Positive (unknown audio)
  63. I'm sick of this shit!: JonnyEthco - Mad Mad Mario
  64. Oh my god: Family Guy, episode "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
  65. I fucking love this: Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (Paul F. Tompkins as the open mic host)
  66. Bullshit!: CopperCab - ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST
  67. Stroke: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
  68. Cock: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
  69. Genetalia: The Lonely Island - Glirk
  70. Out of your fucking mind: The Shining (1980) (J
  71. Wrong: Superman Returns
  72. Twelve: makemebad35 - Insane Twins!!
  73. Every day: Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode
  74. Condoms: (unknown audio)
  75. Virginity: Vybz Kartel - Virginity
  76. Rupees: Link: The Faces of Evil (Morshu cutscene)
  77. Bullshit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
  78. Assrammer: thesonicway2
  79. Order now: Team Fortress 2 (Scout soundfiles)
  80. Or else: Link: The Faces of Evil (Ganon cutscene)
  81. I will kill you: TheMysteriousMrEnter - Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [??????????]

Version 2 Edit

  1. A Latino man: To Catch a Predator
    ShamWow Fuck You Really Hard
  2. Fucking thing SUCKS: Bill O'Reilly flips out
  3. Piece of shit: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
  4. Shit: Tenacious D HBO show, episode "The Search for Inspirado"
  5. Ass: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  6. Ass: Tenacious D - Double Team
  7. Whore: (unknown audio)
  8. Shitty: South Park
  9. Love: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
  10. Bigass: Tenacious D - Explosivo
  11. Pussy: Lil Wil - Bust It Open
  12. Your mom in the ass: Blink-182 - Fuck a Dog
  13. Fuck: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
  14. Hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking
  15. Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
  16. Skeet skeet skeet: D4L - Laffy Taffy (x2)
  17. Fuckin': Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
  18. Nazis: Inglourious Basterds
  19. Blouse: Tenacious D - Double Team
  20. Ass: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
  21. Cocksucker: Tenacious D HBO show, episode "The Search for Inspirado"
  22. Pubic hair: Tenacious D - Karate
  23. Piss: rbelluso - Shamwow Dub Parody (Scamnow)
  24. Shit: Subrick - Nice Job Waking Me Up (Pwnage Olympic Entry #1)
  25. Scrotum: Adam Sandler - At a Medium Pace
  26. Bigass: Tenacious D - Explosivo
  27. Pussy: Afroman - Crazy Rap
  28. Cum: Volvic Water "George the Volcano" commercial #1
  29. Shit: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
  30. You fucking: Tenacious D - Inward Singing
  31. Dumbass: That 70's Show, episode "Reefer Madness"
  32. Cleveland steamer: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
  33. Ass: Tenacious D - Drive-Thru
  34. Whore: Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies
  35. Gay: Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself
  36. I hate you so much: (unknown audio)
  37. Hate: (unknown audio)
  38. I'm: Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
  39. A big fat fuck: Ron White
  40. Balls: AC/DC - Big Balls
  41. Genetalia: The Lonely Island - Glirk
  42. The price is WRONG, bitch: Happy Gilmore (Happy fights Bob Barker scene)
  43. Sex: Tenacious D - Double Team
  44. Bullshit: Tenacious D - Rock Your Socks
  45. Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
  46. Cum: AC/DC - Big Balls
  47. Fuck: Tenacious D - Inward Singing (x2)
  48. Your: Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals
  49. Children: South Park, episode "Le Petit Tourette"
  50. Penises: South Park, episode "D-Yikes!"
  51. Free porno mag: Suburban Rythm - Bright City Lights
  52. Fuck you: Subrick - Nice Job Waking Me Up (Pwnage Olympic Entry #2) (x4)
  53. Really hard: Tenacious D - Hard Fucking (x4)
  54. Nazi: Inglourious Basterds
  55. Gay: The Holland Boys - I'm Gay
  56. Babies: Subrick - Nice Job Waking Me Up (Pwnage Olympic Entry #2)

Total Amount of Sound Clips Edit

137