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In SpongeBob SquarePants edits (and other video edits alike), the main component is the use of various sounds aside from the episode's audio. They span from skits to songs, and from YouTube Poops to movies. This list is a database of all sounds used and where to find them. For the most part, it is possible to find all of them using YouTube, which can additionally be downloaded and saved for later use.

Rules and whatnot of the page:

  1. If part of a sentence is in parenthesis, that means the word is usually trimmed out because that adjective usually doesn't apply to the character it refers to. Example: "Suck my (presidental) cock, bitch!"
  2. Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds - instead, do that on your blog (like editor Octacle did here on his blog).
  3. If it is something you know from a song sample or a YTP, put the original source on the page instead of the song/YTP. If you don't, put it on here anyway and we will try to find the original.
  4. Please try not to put sounds you don't know the sources of. The point of this page is to help you find the sources of sounds, so having a sound with no source on there is counter productive. If you still do this, we will try to find the source, but if we don't, it's off the page.
  5. If you don't know the artist of the song/video, put it on, we will try to find it, yada yada yada.
  6. Any sound that say "Niggers" keep in lowercase even if it's being shouted, it sets off the spam filter otherwise. For the same reason the name of the song in the Gangsta Rap: the Glockumentery section has no spaces.

Sources with many different kinds of media still attributable to one artistEdit

Tenacious DEdit

Inward Singing - Link

  1. (snoring)
  2. Oh my God.
  3. Come here, I want you!
  4. I fuckin' did it!
  5. All..fucking..night.
  6. Oh, shut up!
  7. Shut up!
  8. Fuck you!
  9. You fucking dick!
  10. You piece of shit!
  11. You fucking shit!
  12. What's funny?
  13. You fucking bitch!
  14. Fuckin'
  15. Fuck yeah!
  16. Fucking...cock-ay-ass!
  17. You'd fuckin' (insert)

Hard Fucking - Link

  1. Hard fucking?
  2. Hard fucking
  3. Get on top, honey.
  4. Fuckin you really hard!
  5. Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. gahh! ah, sorry.
  6. Shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

Cock Pushups - Link

  1. Ladies
  2. Doin' cock pushups
  3. Yer boner
  4. Yer cock
  5. Pssshh, yeah.
  6. Yeah (x6)

Rock Your Socks - Link

  1. Rocks (often paired with a sound for "crack" to form "crack rocks")
  2. Rock your fuckin' socks off (x2)
  3. Children
  4. Squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on my chest.
  5. Sex! (six) (x3)
  6. Jack (often used for masturbation jokes)
  7. Rock-hard tasty (insert)
  8. We've been through so much bullshit
  9. An oversized guitar.
  10. Drop trou

Rock Your Socks (Live) - Link

  1. Drop trou

Master Exploder - Link

  1. My voice is fuckin powerful
  2. Sorry
  3. Blow

Kickapoo - Link

  1. My father thinks you're evil, but man, he can suck a cock.
  2. Gotta suck a chode
  3. Dio
  4. (spank) AAGHHHHH!
  5. Sliced his fuckin' cockles
  6. Fuck you, too
  7. In my home
  8. Jesus loves him more
  9. Get it on
  10. Shoot a load
  11. Try to fuck with me

Kielbasa - Link

  1. Buttcheeks (x2)
  2. Lubrication (x2)
  3. Dianetics
  4. All right
  5. Baby (x2)
  6. Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
  7. You motherfucker! (x2)
  8. Smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed.
  9. Get it on!
  10. That's it!
  11. Okay.
  12. You motherfuckers!
  13. You know what time it is?
  14. FUCK YEAH!

The Government Totally Sucks - Link

  1. Fuckin up
  2. Fuck him up his righteous A!
  3. Fuckin (x2)
  4. He liked to get naked while he'd smoke on the weed
  5. You motherfucker
  6. Compared to bullshit!
  7. Ben Franklin

Fuck Her Gently - Link

  1. I'm gonna fuck you
  2. That's fuckin teamwork
  3. Make some love
  4. That's cool with me
  5. Zanzibar
  6. I'm gonna hump you
  7. I'm gonna ball you
  8. Fucking fuck you
  9. Love
  10. I'm gonna fuuuuck youuuuu haaaaard!
  11. I'm gonna screw you gently
  12. And then I fucking bone you completely
  13. Fuckin
  14. Haaaaaaaard!
  15. Fuck her hard
  16. Squeeze

Double Team - Link

  1. Damn...
  2. How's it going? (x2)
  3. Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze! AND SQUEEEEEZE!
  4. Take off your blouse and ya UNDAPANTS!
  5. Splooge!
  6. Having sex with me
  7. French tickler
  8. Sex
  9. Sucking on
  10. Fuck (x2)
  11. Hail Satan! (x4)
  12. Suckin' on (insert)
  13. Double team

Karate - Link

  1. With karate I'll kick your ass
  2. I'm gonna kick your ass!
  3. Pubic hair (x2)
  4. Mothafucka (x6)
  5. Right over there
  6. Tiananmen Square
  7. Parc yeknod (when reversed via Audacity or a similar program, it is "donkey crap")

Explosivo - Link

  1. Gonna smoke some weed
  2. Climb upon my BIG ASS steed
  3. Ride, ride, ride

Beelzeboss (the Final Showdown) - Link

  1. FUCK! (x2)
  2. FUUUUCK!
  3. OW, FUCK!
  4. Sex slave
  5. Gargle mayonnaise
  6. We've been through so much shit
  7. With my dick
  8. Little bitch!
  9. Boy (clean version)
  10. God dammit!
  11. You motherfucker!
  12. Hell
  13. No...
  14. We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to brown town!
  15. Yes, you are fucked!
  16. Shit out of luck!
  17. Now it's time to blow this fucker
  18. Now we got to blow this fucker
  19. Fuck you! (x2)
  20. FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
  21. My cock, you will suck!
  22. You shall both DIE!
  23. You guys are fuckin' lame!
  24. He's gonna rape me
  25. What the fuck are you talking about? (album version only)

Drive-Thru - Link

  1. And a small, A SMALL!
  2. Fuck my ass, what else?
  3. Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets.
  4. Shut up and listen to my order
  5. Please, don't, don't offer me anything.
  6. The six piece nuggets.
  7. Filet o' fish sandwich.
  8. Oh, GOD!
  9. Junior Western bacon chee. A JUNIOR Western bacon chee.
  10. Cherries jubilee
  11. Western bacon cheeseburger
  12. Small seasoned curlies (x2)
  13. Chocolate shake
  14. Not a large, a small
  15. Give it to me
  16. Calorie intake
  17. A Coca-Cola
  18. Diet Coke
  19. Take
  20. Good.
  21. Do you have any money?

Classico - Link

  1. You fuckin suck my fuckin cock!
  2. He is going to kick your fucking ass!
  3. Kyle Gass

History - Link

  1. Bullshit we've done in the past
  2. Tenacious D
  3. Burrito supreme

Kyle Quit The Band Demo Tape - Link

  1. You slice of shit.
  2. Shut up, you fucking ass.
  3. You bitch.
  4. You're my bitch, you fucking bitch.
  5. I'll come over there and bitch slap you with my cock, motherfucker.
  6. You're a fucking shit!
  7. You fucking cock!
  8. Bitch!
  9. Shitass
  10. Cockass (x2)
  11. You fucker!

One Note Song - Link

  1. Yeah?
  2. No.
  3. Fucking
  4. Stop playing.
  5. Me, baby. Me.
  6. ME.

Karate Schnitzel - Link

  1. God, I'm fuckin hungry.
  2. Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
  3. Wake up, you asshole.
  4. Ah ahh god! What?
  5. You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
  6. God!
  7. What are ya doin?!

Friendship Test - Link

  1. Hey.
  2. I love you.
  3. What'd you say?
  4. No.
  5. Whoa, whoa... like?
  6. Hoo ho ho, man!
  7. Fuckin (x2)
  8. Ass!
  9. Dude, listen.
  10. Click!

The Metal - Link

  1. Defile
  2. Metal
  3. Destroy
  4. Kill
  5. (laughing)

Deth Starr - Link

  1. Get your shit together, motherfucker!
  2. Son of a bitch
  3. Shit
  4. Fuckin'
  5. Blow that bitch to another dimension
  6. In the sky!

They Fucked Our Asses - Link

  1. They fucked our asses
  2. They fucked them hard

The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Link

  1. Doin' mushrooms
  2. Fuck him
  3. Snort coke
  4. Ass of a whore
  5. Completely insane

P.O.D. - Link

  1. Fuckin' insane

Tribute - Link

  1. Motherfuckin'
  2. Motherfucker
  3. I'll eat your soul

City Hall - Link

  1. The people that's in the streets
  2. Fuck shit up
  3. Screaming in the streets
  4. Setting fucking fires
  5. 20 floors below sea level... from a bunker
  6. Rage Kage
  7. Awesome

Flutes and Trombones - Link

  1. You goddamn motherfucking stupid piece of shit!
  2. Fuck YOU!

Señorita - Link

  1. Fuckin' fuck myself
  2. Fuckin'
  3. Fuck you! You piece of shit! (PUNCH)

39 - Link

  1. Whore
  2. Don't you call her a whore!
  3. Fuckin'
  4. Sucka my dick
  5. I'll fucking tear your esophagus out
  6. Movie
  7. My anus (My anals)
  8. Stick a finger in it
  9. 39

Roadie - Link

  1. Can I sucka your dick
  2. Yes
  3. I sucked your dick
  4. Chode

Low Hangin' Fruit - Link

  1. OH MA GAWD!
  2. Butt-floss thong

Classical Teacher - Link

  1. Orgasm
  2. WHAT?!
  3. GAWDDD!
  4. Das my cock.
  5. Das my cock in your buttcheeks.
  6. I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP!!!
  7. Touching me with your penis?
  8. Lemme touch your penis.

Rize of the Fenix - Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Tenacious D (in clean version)
  3. (explosion)

The Road - Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Fuckin' hard
  3. We screwed two times, then I left
  4. I met a tasty baby in Michigan

Rock Is Dead - Link

  1. Gimme some head
  2. Bottle of Jack

Tenacious D (HBO Series)Edit

The Search For Inspirado - Link

  1. Goddamnit
  2. WHAT THE FUCK?
  3. You...COCKSUCKER!
  4. You don't give a shit!
  5. YOU FUCKER! (x2)
  6. YA FUCKIN' BITCH!
  7. (Crying followed by extremely long temper tantrum)

Road Gig (Jesus Ranch live performance) - Link

  1. Smells of shit
  2. I fell in love with a baked potato

Tenacious D: The Complete MasterworksEdit

JB's BJ  - Link

  1. FUCK! Six weeks and I've only sucked one cock!
  2. 5 dollars handjob, 10 dollars blowjob, 20 dollars rimjob.
  3. The blowjob is awesome!
  4. That's a lotta cum!
  5. Shit!

Rock Star Sperm For Sale - Link

  1. Rock star sperm for sale! (x2)
  2. I know, goddammit, it blows.

Butt Baby - Link

  1. What the fuck?
  2. Oh, nothin'... we're just trippin' balls.

Tenacious D: Time FixersEdit

Link

  1. Why don't the two of you guys go stick your heads up each other's assholes, and suck the shit out of each other's butts?
  2. Kick his fuckin' ass!
  3. There's just one problem with your fuckin' plan, you goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit, we're gonna kick the living fuck outta you!
  4. You fucker
  5. Assholes

Jack Black on PiracyEdit

Link

  1. Don't be a douche.
  2. No kick-ass rock n roll or movies.

Tenacious D in: The Pick of DestinyEdit

  1. It hurts my cock! - Link
  2. Holy shitballs. - Link
  3. I fucking love this band! - Link
  4. PERIOD! - Link
  5. The cock! Use the cock! - Link
  6. Oh goddammit (x2) - Link
  7. What the fuck are you doing? - Link
  8. (muffled) Fuck! - Link
  9. Bullshit (deleted scene)
  10. Screw it (The Government Totally Sucks deleted scene) - Link

Adam SandlerEdit

Adam Sandler

Spit On Your Hand And Stroke My Cock At An Editor's Pace...

At a Medium Pace - Link

  1. Stick it up my ass
  2. Dick and balls
  3. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
  4. Call me an ugly woman!
  5. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
  6. Watch me whack off! (x2)
  7. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
  8. Shave off my pubes and punch me in the face
  9. I'm about to blow my load!
  10. You tell me it's time to make love, but now I can't, cause I spewed all over myself
  11. My scrotum
  12. Take the shampoo bottle outta my ass
  13. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
  14. Make love

Ode To My Car - Link

  1. A big piece of shit
  2. (You) fucking piece of shit
  3. It sucks royal dick
  4. My ass
  5. Lick my sweaty nutsack
  6. Oh, what the fuck did I do

Do It For Your Mama - Link

  1. Beat off ya' khhack an' balls
  2. Cock and balls
  3. Cock!

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions - Link

  1. Fuckin shit!
  2. My father's a fuckin' asshole, man!
  3. My mother's a piece of shit, too!
  4. A stupid bitch
  5. A real fat bitch
  6. Diarrhea
  7. I had to shit all fuckin' day!
  8. I've got a big fuckin' boner right now
  9. Sexual arousal
  10. Really hairy balls

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian -Link

  1. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
  2. It blew my fuckin' mind!
  3. She gives everybody head.
  4. Kathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits.
  5. I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off!
  6. My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day
  7. I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!

Assistant Principal's Big Day - Link

  1. My genitalia
  2. Build toward orgasm
  3. I am ejaculating
  4. Satisfy each other orally
  5. Undress each other
  6. They are masturbating
  7. I play with myself

Toll Booth Willie- Link

  1. Considering you're a fuckin' idiot
  2. Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
  3. I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head in with a Louisville fucking slugger, what do you think of that ass-fuck!
  4. You fucking bitch, fuck you!
  5. You dirty whore
  6. You cum guzzling queen!
  7. Go fuck yourself
  8. Eat shit! Eat my shit!
  9. Isn’t that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of dog shit?
  10. You fucking douchebag!
  11. Go suck a cock!
  12. You piece of fucking repeating shit!
  13. Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!
  14. Dried-up, stinky dick-licker
  15. The biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive

The Cheerleader - Link

  1. You suck! (x2)
  2. OW!
  3. You guys are assholes!

Whore! Where Are You? - Link

  1. WHORE!

The Beating of a High School Janitor - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Bus Driver - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Science Teacher - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

The Beating of a High School Spanish Teacher - Link

  1. (fighting noises)

Music Edit

Choir / Barbershop Edit

Da Vinci's Notebook Edit

  • Enormous Penis- Link
    1. Take a look at my enormous penis!

Classical / Ragtime / Musical Soundtrack Edit

Amateur Transplants Edit

  • London Underground - Link
    1. Fucking useless cunts
    2. I want my fucking money back!
    3. Wankers (x2)
    4. Shove it up your arsehole
    5. Shut the fuck up!

Avenue Q Edit

  • The Internet is for Porn - Link
    1. Porn (x2)
    2. The internet is for porn! (x8)
    3. I masturbate!
    4. You're a pervert! (x2)
    5. Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!
  • If You Were Gay - Link
    1. I'm not gay

Joe Jackson Edit

  • Stepping Out - Link
    1. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Madness Edit

  • Our House - Link
    1. Our house, in the middle of the street

Country / Bluegrass Edit

The Charlie Daniels Band Edit

  • The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Link
    1. Boy let me tell you what!
    2. And it sounded something like this.
    3. Sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how its done!

David Allan Coe Edit

  • My Wife Ran Off with a Nigger - Link
    1. A nigger
    2. Big black dick
    3. Scumbag motherfucker
    4. Goddamn nigger
    5. Pussy
    6. Sucked him off
    7. Fuck
  • Itty Bitty Titties - Link
    1. Itty bitty titties
    2. Big titties
    3. I don't give a damn
    4. Itty bitty nipples
    5. Children

Dog Fashion Disco Edit

  • Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy - Link
    1. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy, stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili!

Jason Mraz Edit

  • I'm Yours - Link
    1. God Forsaken Right!

Johnny Cash Edit

  • A Boy Named Sue - Link
    1. Son of a bitch
    2. Any damn thing
    3. Hell of a fight

Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper Edit

  • She's Vibrator Dependent - Link
    1. Vibrator

Oscar Brand Edit

  • Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass - Link
    1. Save a fighter pilot's ass
    2. Nickel on the grass
    3. Bloody button
    4. Goddamn (x2)
    5. My ass
  • The Finest Fucking Family - Link
    1. Fucking
    2. Masturbation
    3. Bloody
    4. No doubt
    5. Arsehole (x3)
    6. Pecker
    7. Whore
    8. Finest Fucking Family (x2)

Puscifer Edit

  • Country Boner - Link
    1. Fucked
    2. Boner
    3. Johnny Cash
    4. Willie Nelson
    5. (Fucked) Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy!
    6. Elvis Presley's little girl!
    7. Elvis Presley

Rodney Carrington Edit

  • Dear Penis - Link
    1. Penis (Pains)
  • Titties and Beer - Link
    1. Titties and beer
    2. Queer

Scott Brown & Anthony King Edit

  • To the Guy I Caught Masturbating - Link
    1. Masturbating

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Edit

  • Mary Jane's Last Dance - Link
    1. Mary Jane
  • The Waiting - Link
    1. The waiting is the hardest part
    2. One more

Train Edit

  • Drive By - Link
    1. Downward spiral

Uncle Kracker Edit

  • Follow me - Link
    1. Follow me

Disco / Funk Edit

ABC Edit

  • Poison Arrow - Link
    1. Shoot that poison arrow

Bananarama Edit

  • Venus - Link
    1. I'm your (Venus)

Christopher Cross Edit

  • Ride Like The Wind - Link
    1. The Border Of Mexico

Dead or Alive Edit

  • You spin me right round - Link
    1. You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, right round.

Devo Edit

  • Whip it - Link
    1. Its not too late!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood Edit

  • Relax - Link
    1. RELAX!

KC and the Sunshine Band Edit

  • Shake Your Booty - Link
    1. Shake your booty!
  • That's the way - Link
    1. That's the way!

Kool and The Gang Edit

  • Get Down On It - Link
    1. Get down on it!
  • Ladies Night - Link
    1. Ladies Night

Mark Ronson Edit

  • Uptown Funk - Link
    1. Saturday Night

Murray Head Edit

  • One Night In Bangkok - Link
    1. What do you mean?
    2. Crowded polluted stinking (town)
    3. In the Somerset Maugham suite

Rick Springfield Edit

  • Don't Talk To Strangers - Link
    1. And still in school
    2. Don't talk to (strangers)
    3. How's life in the big city?
    4. I hear the competition is tough.

Rod Stewart Edit

  • Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? - Link
    1. Now, Hold on a minute!

Jazz / Blues Edit

Rick James Edit

  • Super freak - Link
    1. Very Kinky
    2. The kind you don't take home to mother
    3. All time favorite

Steve Vai Edit

  • Fuck Yourself - Link (Commonly misattributed to Frank Zappa)
    1. Stick it up your ass
    2. Gay
    3. Masturbate
    4. Cum
    5. You should fuck yourself
    6. Straight
    7. Fucking shit
    8. Asshole
    9. With your face
    10. Fuck you

Suburban Rhythm Edit

  • Bright City Lights - Link
    1. Free porno mags
    2. Hermaphrodites

Multiple Genres Edit

Bloodhound Gang Edit

  • The Bad Touch - Link
    1. Sex
    2. Horny (x2)
    3. God
    4. Turn me on
    5. Doggie style

Michael Jackson Edit

  • Thriller - Link
    1. (*Evil Laughter*)

Panic! at the Disco Edit

  • I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Link
    1. A whore
    2. Goddamn
  • Victorious - Link
    1. Tonight we are victorious!
    2. Washed up celebrity

Pop / Electronic Edit

Avril Lavigne Edit

  • What the Hell - Link
    1. What the hell?

Blood on the Dance Floor Edit

  • Candyland - Link
    1. I'm about to explode
  • Horrifically Delicious - Link
    1. Fuck my life

Eiffel 65 Edit

  • I'm Blue - Link
    1. I'm blue

Fergie Edit

  • London Bridge - Link
    1. OH SHIT!
  • Glamorous - Link
    1. You ain't got no money, take your broke ass home.

Gorillaz Edit

  • Feel Good Inc. - Link
    1. Ass cracks

Gwen Stefani Edit

  • Hollaback Girl - Link
    1. That's my shit!
    2. Heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it!

Ke$ha Edit

  • Tik Tok - Link
    1. Bottle of Jack

Laurent Wolf Edit

  • Wash My World - Link
    1. Wash my (insert)

Lily Allen Edit

  • Fuck You - Link
    1. Fuck you

LMFAO Edit

  • Shots - Link
    1. EVERYBOOOOOODY!

Loco Loco Edit

  • It Burns, Burns, Burns - Link
    1. In

Madonna Edit

  • Like a Virgin - Link
    1. Til the end of time

Maroon 5 Edit

  • One More Night - Link
    1. Filthy as hell!

Nicki Minaj Edit

  • Super Bass - Link
    1. Pop bottles
    2. Coke
    3. Mothafuckin'
    4. Hell of a guy
    5. Who the ef I is
    6. Cummin' (coming)
    7. (B)ass
    8. Niggas
    9. Panties
    10. American
    11. Feminine side
    12. Boom, boom, badoom
  • Starships - Link
    1. Bud Light
    2. Bitches
    3. Fuck (x2)
    4. Higher than a motherfucker
  • Anaconda - Link
    1. (laughing)
    2. Buns
    3. Butt
    4. Bitch
    5. Shit
    6. Pill
    7. Fuck 'em
  • Stupid Hoe - [1]
    1. Bitch
    2. Piss
    3. Bitches
    4. Suck my diznik
    5. Ass
    6. Stupid hoe
    7. What the fuck's good?

Pat Monahan Edit

  1. Porn

P!nk Edit

  • Get The Party Started - Link
    1. So you better
  • Just Like a Pill - Link
    1. Little Bitch

Rebecca Black Edit

  • Friday - Link
    1. Its Friday!

Rihanna Edit

  • Shut Up And Drive - Link
    1. Shut up and (drive!)

S3RL Edit

  • MTC - Link
    1. Hentai
    2. Masturbate

Starbomb Edit

  • Mega Marital Problems - Link
    1. She's a shallow whore
    2. Douche

Ylvis Edit

  • The Fox - Link
    1. What does the (fox) say?

Rap / Hip - Hop Edit

2400 Kevo Edit

  • Why the Fuck You Lyin'? - Link
    1. Why the fuck you lyin'?

2 Live Crew Edit

  • We Want Some Pussy- Link
    1. To all of you bitches, and hoes, lets have group sex.
    2. Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
    3. WE WANT SOME PUSSY!
    4. I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
  • Get the Fuck Out of My House - Link
    1. Get up off your ass and clean up all this shit
    2. Get the fuck out my house (x2)
    3. Bitch

2Pac Edit

  • Hit 'Em Up - Link
    1. You deserve to die

50 Cent Edit

  • Pimp - Link
    1. Motherfucking P.I.M.P

Afroman Edit

  • Crazy Rap (Colt 45 And 2 Zig Zags) - Link
    1. Pussy
    2. Marijuana
    3. Leader of the Ku Klux Klan
    4. We fucked on the bed
    5. Fucked on the floor
    6. Fucked
    7. Sucked my dick 'till the shit turn white
    8. Titties
    9. Gotta go jack off (extended version)
    10. She whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
    11. That's the best damn pussy I ever had
    12. Smoke
    13. Weed
    14. Feelin' high as hell
    15. Ass
    16. Big butt
    17. Big titties
    18. Joint
    19. Good morning, ladies
    20. Colt .45
    21. Afroman
    22. Rap CDs
    23. Sell
    24. He start beaten on your ass (extended version)
    25. You're fucking his women (extended version)
    26. She said AAAIIIEEE
    27. Eastside Palmdale
    28. I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
    29. I fucked her own credit so I owe her
    30. Beautiful sexy hoe
    31. That's her big boyfriend (extended version)
    32. Gettin upset cause you can't get her wet  (extended version)
    33. Fuck her til she turned to a white Albino
    34. Put that pussy in a coma
    35. Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
    36. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
    37. Went over to the girls house to fuck  (extended version)
    38. Play it off and eat the pussy  (extended version)
    39. Pussy just ain't no (extended version)
    40. It take her so long to cum  (extended version)
    41. Your dick was hard but now it's soft  (extended version)
    42. You had a girl to rock your world  (extended version)
    43. I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
    44. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
    45. Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
    46. I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
    47. Colonel Sanders
  • Bacc 2 School - Link
    1. Nigganometry
    2. Eat a fat dick
    3. Fuck a black dude
    4. Orgies
    5. Suck my dick
    6. Cook that crack
    7. Fucked up
    8. The police
    9. Eat da pussy
    10. The university of smoking marijuana
  • Because I Got High - Link
    1. Now I'm jackin' off
    2. Eat yo' pussy
    3. But then I got high
    4. Selling dope
    5. Child support
    6. Run from the cops
  • Hungry Hustler - Link
    1. Bag of weed
    2. Fuck McDonald's and Taco Bell
  • Ho Stopper - Link
    1. Pussy
  • Because I Got High (Extended Version) - Link
    1. Beeyatch!

Akon Edit

  • I Wanna Fuck You - Link
    1. Convict (x2)
    2. Music
    3. Windin' and grindin'
    4. That pole
    5. I wanna fuck you
    6. Put this dick on you
    7. Pussy
    8. Them poles
    9. Niggas
    10. Smoking
    11. Humpin'
    12. Titties

A Lost People Edit

  • Big Booty Bitches - Link
    1. Big Booty Bitches

Atmosphere Edit

  • One of a Kind - Link
    1. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Black Eyed Peas Edit

  • My Humps - Link
    1. What you gon' do with all that junk?
    2. I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk

Bobby James Edit

  • Pornhub and Chill - Link
    1. Pornhub on the internet

Bombs Away Edit

  • Big Booty Bitches - Link
    1. Big Booty Bitches
    2. Bi-Bi Boo-Boo

Booty Bass Edit

  • Shake That Ass Bitch - Link
    1. Shake that ass!

Chingy Edit

  • Right Thurr - Link
    1. Right Turr
    2. Beware!

Cole the Rapper Edit

  • I Eat Shit - Link
    1. Fucking your mom
    2. Take a piss

Cypress Hill Edit

  • Insane In The Membrane - Link
    1. Insane in the membrane

D4L Edit

  • Laffy Taffy - Link
    1. Skeet skeet skeet
    2. Like a water hose

DJ Assault Edit

  • Ass N Titties 2001 - Link
    1. Ass n titties
    2. Hot horny hoes

DJ Funk Edit

  • Bang, Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet - Link
    1. Skeet skeet skeet

Dj Valentino Edit

  • Suck My Dick - Link
    1. Suck my dick
    2. Suck my motherfucking dick

DMX Edit

  • Bring Your Whole Crew - Link
    1. They don't... I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse I'm a nasty nigga when you pass me
  • Party Up! - Link
    1. Some shit

Domo Genesis Edit

  • Double Cheeseburger - Link
    1. Six hundred sixty six

Donnis Edit

  1. Diarrhea

Drake Edit

  • Over - Link
    1. Who the fuck are y'all?

Dr. Dre Edit

  • The Next Episode - Link
    1. Smoke weed everyday
  • Fuck wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')
    1. YEAH, motherfucker!

EarlWolf Edit

  • Orange Juice - Link
    1. Erection
    2. Do not give a fuck

Eazy-E Edit

  • Eazy Duz It - Link
    1. Bitch, shut the fuck up!

Eminem Edit

  • Under The Influence - Link
    1. So you can suck my dick
    2. Suck my dick
    3. Suck my motherfucking dick
    4. Asscrack
    5. Pussy
    6. On a acid trip
    7. A big Chinese nigga
    8. A bomb
  • Just Lose It - Link
    1. On my lap
    2. Little boys
    3. (fart)
  • Marshall Mathers - Link
    1. Ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
    2. And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out!
    3. My big white ass
  • My Name Is - Link
    1. Pissed Off
    2. Asshole
    3. Fucked up
    4. Fat bitch
    5. I don't give a fuck
    6. My ass
  • The Way I Am - Link
    1. Motherfuckin'
    2. Bullshit
  • Bitch Please II - Link
    1. Come on bitch
    2. Where the fuck I comin' from
    3. Flippin the bird
    4. Oh for show
    5. Limp Bizkit
    6. Pimp shit
    7. That's the devil
  • Criminal - Link
    1. Prostitute
  • Steve Berman - Link
    1. Homosexuals and Vicodin
    2. Shoved up your ass
  • Public Service Announcement 2000 - Link
    1. Fucking cock
    2. Ass
    3. Shit
  • Kill You - Link
    1. Bitch, I'ma kill you
    2. Motherfuckers
  • If I Had - Link
    1. Condom On
  • Still Don't Give a Fuck - Link
    1. Y'all can kiss my ass
  • Shake That - Link
    1. Strip club

Epic Rap Battles of History Edit

  • Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - Link
    1. Whup your ass
    2. Put 'em in my mouth
    3. I'm about to make it rain
    4. I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
    5. Bitch!
    6. The beard that I grow on my dick
  • Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking - Link
    1. Having sex with a Speak n' Spell!
    2. E equals M C squared
  • Benjamin Franklin vs. Billy Mays - Link
    1. Ben Franklin
    2. A bag of crack
    3. Bird shit from my windows
    4. With a special TV offer
    5. Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
    6. You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!
    7. You following me camera guy?
    8. Bi-focal-curious
  • Cleopatra VS Marilyn Monroe - Link
    1. Candle in the wind that can't act for shit
    2. Marriage
    3. The door at Sephora
  • Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler - Link
    1. I am Adolf Hitler!
    2. You bitch
    3. Piece of shit
    4. Suck my (robot) balls
  • Deadpool vs. Boba Fett - Link
    1. Cootchie
  • Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt - Link
    1. What's up, bitches?
  • Epic Rap Battles of History News with Theodore Roosevelt 2 - Link
    1. WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?
  • Goku vs. Superman - Link
    1. Genitals
  • Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il - Link
    1. A steroids pill
    2. Spray tanned banana
    3. Ric Flair
    4. Dick hair
    5. Barbeque
    6. You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
    7. You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother
    8. South Park puppet show
    9. Asshole
    10. My dick is bigger than yours
    11. Ooh yeah
  • John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly - Link
    1. Die of a heart attack
    2. In the shower
    3. Smoke weed for an hour
    4. Your face looks like the shit I took, High on LSD
    5. John Lennon
    6. Suck his dick
    7. Bill O'Reilly
    8. Shut the fuck up
    9. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
    10. Fuck it
  • Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven - Link
    1. Cock
    2. Gets you bitches on your Facebook pages!
  • Master Chief vs. Leonidas - Link
    1. Not so fast!
  • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 2 - Link
    1. Fuck you!
  • Terminator vs. RoboCop - Link
    1. Bullshit!
  • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill - Link
    1. WHAT'S UP, BITCHEEEEEEEEES?

Finatticz Edit

  • Don't Drop That Thun Thun - Link
    1. Don't drop that thun thun thun!

The Game Edit

  • My Life - Link
    1. My life
    2. Overdosed on cocaine
    3. Don't shoot me!
    4. (gunshot)
    5. (window breaking)
    6. Biggie

Ghetto Mafia Edit

  • This Is A Stick Up - Link
    1. This is a stick up

Gucci Mane Edit

  • I'm the Shit - Link
    1. I'm the shit, bitch.

The Holland Boys Edit

  • I Am Gay - Link
    1. (I am) gay
    2. I like men
    3. Gay
    4. Suck your dick
    5. Men are my passion

Hollywood Undead Edit

  • Bitches - Link
    1. Bitches (X3)
    2. Hoe
    3. Get your drunk ass over here
    4. Pedophile
    5. Bitch give it up!
    6. Undead dick in your hands
    7. Sign my titties

Hopsin Edit

  • Sag My Pants - Link
    1. Asshole
    2. Slap hoes
    3. Grimy whore
  • Kill Her - Link
    1. Mentally retarded
    2. No
    3. Bitch!
    4. Fuck you bitch
    5. Kill
  • I'm Not Crazy - Link
    1. If I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage and torment kids and beat baby's faces with oranges.
    2. Jack off with sandpaper.
  • No Words - Link
    1. Man, rap today fucking sucks BAD, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
    2. A lotta niggas (used as "I'm dyin' nigga")

Ice-T Edit

  • Warning - Link
    1. Suck my motherfucking dick

Ill Bill Edit

  • A Bullet Never Lies - Link
    1. Blowjob

Insane Clown Posse Edit

  • To Catch a Predator - Link
    1. Finger fucking
    2. Titty sucking
    3. Butt knocker
    4. Herpes
    5. Dicks
    6. Condoms
    7. Funyuns and condoms
  • Miracles - Link
    1. Motherfucking magic
    2. Fucking magnets, how do they work?
    3. This shit will blow your motherfucking mind
  • Red Christmas - Link
    1. Bitch boy
    2. Taking a shit
    3. Fuckin' slime
  • Chop Chop Slide - Link
    1. Uh-oh. Here come the popo.
  • Santa's a Fat Bitch - Link
    1. Suck my balls
    2. Fat bitch (x2)
    3. Shit
    4. Fatass
    5. Dog shit
    6. Fuckin' rat
    7. Motherfucker
    8. Crusty old drawers
  • Hokus Pokus (Headhunters Remix) - [2]
    1. I fucked three fat bitches
    2. My ass
  • Halloween on Military Street - Link
    1. Drop your drawers
    2. Nuts
    3. Fuckin
  • In Yo Face - Link
    1. Dirty ass
    2. Anus
    3. Jacked off
  • Boing Boing - Link
    1. Poopstains
  • The Dating Game - Link
    1. Big tits
    2. Dry fuck
    3. Nut in my underwear
    4. Titties
    5. Underwear
  • Fuck Off - Link
    1. Suck my balls
    2. Fat fuckin' slob
    3. Drop your britches
    4. Suck my nuts
    5. Kiss my asscrack
    6. FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF!

Jay-Z Edit

  • Run This Town - Link
    1. Homo

J Bigga Edit

  • Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian - Link
    1. Lesbian
    2. Suck my dick (x2)

Jon Lajoie Edit

  • Show Me Your Genitals - Link
    1. Women are stupid and I don't respect them
    2. That's right. I just have sex with them
    3. Show me your genitals (x12)
    4. Genitalia
    5. Your titties
    6. I can't put my penis in your college degree
    7. That's right bitch, now take off your thong
    8. Naked (x2)
    9. Your bum
    10. I don't have feelings, cause feelings are gay
    11. Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
    12. Vagina
    13. I'm out of here
    14. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls
  • Show Me Your Genitals 2 E = MC Vagina - Link
    1. Aw yeah, I'm back... bitches.
    2. You're not sucking my cock
    3. Suck my dick
    4. Have sex with me
    5. Vagina (x2)
    6. Orgasms (x2)
    7. Having sex
    8. Long and hard
    9. Sex moves
    10. Sexual tiger
    11. Two
  • I Kill People - Link
    1. Did you miss me?
    2. Awww yeah
    3. Police
    4. Suck your nuts
    5. Gay
    6. I don't give a fuck
    7. Bitch
    8. Want to have sex with me
    9. Orgasms
    10. Cumshots
    11. Erections
    12. An extra-large condom
  • Very Super Famous - Link
    1. Oh, yeah drop the beats
    2. You are shit (x2)
    3. My penises
    4. Penises
    5. Semen (x2)
    6. Vaginal
    7. Sixty nine
    8. Anal virginity
    9. A condom
    10. Sodomy
    11. AIDS
    12. Vagina
    13. HIV
    14. Get pussy
    15. Bitches
  • The Birthday Song - Link
    1. Formed a sixty nine
    2. Abortion
    3. Horny as hell
    4. Ejaculated
    5. Put a condom on
  • WTF Collective - Link
    1. My Nutsack
    2. Jack Black
    3. Up in this bitch
    4. I couldn't remember shit
    5. Motherfucking
    6. Public urination
    7. Piss
    8. Fuckin
    9. Whip out my cock
    10. Whip out my dick
    11. Motherfuckers
    12. Can't handle this shit
    13. You're just a little bitch
    14. Fuck that shit
    15. I'll suck your dick
    16. Hell yeah bitch
    17. Badass
    18. Shit my pants
    19. Fly assholes
    20. Fuck that
    21. You guys raped me
    22. Who the fuck is this, did somebody shit their pants?
  • WTF Collective 2 - Link
    1. MC
    2. Back in this bitch
    3. Big tits
    4. Rape
    5. Jesus
    6. Five minutes ago
    7. Suicide
    8. Motherfucking
    9. Fuckin
    10. Bullshit
    11. Shoot myself
    12. Kurt Cobain
    13. Homosexual
    14. Heterosexual
    15. Fucked up
    16. Gay marriage
    17. Homophobic fucking asshole
    18. Being gay (Be a gay)
    19. Unnatural
    20. Jesus
    21. Penises go in vaginas
    22. Insane
    23. Show me your genitals
    24. Stupid
    25. Pull the trigger
    26. See you all in hell
    27. Killed himself
    28. John Lennon
    29. JFK
    30. OJ Simpson
    31. Shut up queerfags
    32. Vagina
  • WTF Collective 3 - Link
    1. That's racist
    2. Peace off bitches
    3. Motherfuckers
    4. Retarded
    5. Motherfucking
    6. Bill Gates
    7. iPhone
    8. Motherfucker
    9. Cock-blocks humself
    10. You're so sexy
    11. Hot tub with a bottle of champagne
    12. By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids
    13. Erection
    14. Suicide
    15. What the fuck's going on
    16. My dick was immense
    17. Retard
    18. Constipation
    19. Bowel movement
    20. Gay republican
    21. You're gonna get it you little dead bitch
    22. It's just a guy having sex with a dead body
    23. Dude, you just puked all over me
    24. What am I doing wrong?
  • High as Fuck - Link
    1. High as fuck
    2. That's fucked up
    3. There
  • Fuck Everything - Link
    1. Bitches
    2. Shit
    3. Fuck me
    4. Drop my eyes
    5. I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
    6. Don't give a fuck about
    7. I'm not gay
    8. I don't give a fuck
  • Punched In - Link
    1. What the fuck is wrong with you?
    2. You are so fucked up
  • Punched In Ep. 2 - Link
    1. You make me fucking sick
    2. Who. Gives. A. Fuck?
  • Pointless Profanity 2  - Link
    1. Gallons of horse semen
    2. Asshole
    3. What the fuck, man?
    4. I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fist-fuck a goat.
    5. Baby-sized penis
    6. Incestuous sexual intercourse
    7. Menstruating prostitutes
    8. Your show fucking sucks
    9. You big bunch of dick-loving cum swappers
  • The Fellatio Truth Movement - Link
    1. Getting your dick sucked
    2. Get your dick sucked
    3. Swallowing semen
    4. 30% of girls actually swallow. They swallow the semen.
  • "Being Gay" Commercial - Link
    1. Women
    2. Straight
    3. Being gay
  • Pedophile Beards
    • Convicted sex criminal
  • Very Super Famous (Improved Insturments) - Link
    1. Sex with a girl on her perioid

Kanye West Edit

  • I Don't Like - Link
    1. Your shit
    2. That's rare nigga
    3. Hoes
    4. Dope money
    5. A fuck nigga
    6. A bitch nigga
    7. Derrick Rose
    8. Dykes
    9. Pussy so deep
    10. Strap-on
  • Graduation Day - Link
    1. What in the fuck was that?

Klubbhoppers Edit

  • Suck my dick (Blackroom Edit) - Link
    1. Suck my dick!

Kutt Calhoun Edit

  • Strip Club Song - Link
    1. Strip club 
    2. The motherfucking strip club
    3. What up, bitch?
    4. Shut up, bitch!
    5. Fuck that bitch with a bat!
    6. Gettin' raped
    7. Biatch!
    8. In the strip club
  • Naked (ft. Tech N9ne) - Link
    1. A couple of niggas with they iPhones

Lil' Peep Edit

  • Save That Shit - Link
    1. That shit

Lil' Wayne Edit

  • It's Good - Link
    1. Cocaine
    2. Fuck the Judge and the Jury and the Liticator
    3. Fuckin'
    4. Niggas
    5. Pistol
  • I'm Single - Link
    1. Cut my dick off
  • Right Above It - Link
    1. Sex change

Lil Wil Edit

  • Bust It Open = Link
    1. Pussy

The Lonely Island Edit

  • Like a Boss - Link
    1. Bathroom
    2. Swallow
    3. Chop my balls off
    4. Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, SHIT!
    5. Like a boss!
    6. PUSSY out!
    7. Suck a dude's dick
    8. Hell yeah
    9. Call a sex line!
    10. Suck my own dick
    11. Fuck his brains out
    12. Chop your balls off and die
    13. B[u]y a...
    14. In my mouth!
    15. Jump out the window
    16. Eat some chicken strips
    17. Now I'm dead!
    18. Chop your balls off and die
    19. Sucking your own dick
    20. Nope
    21. Nah
  • I'm On A Boat - Link
    1. I'm on a boat, bitch!
    2. Motherfucker, take a look at me!
    3. MUTHAFUCKINNN'
    4. Aw shit
    5. Fucked
    6. Get the fuck up!
  • Jizz In My Pants - Link
    1. Jizz in my pants
    2. Slut
    3. Rubbin' my butt
    4. Ecstasy
  • Dick in a Box - Link
    1. It's my dick in a box!
    2. Take off their tops
  • I Just Had Sex - Link
    1. I just had sex
    2. Put my penis inside of her
    3. With ma' penis
  • Natalie's Rap - Link
    1. Motherfucker
    2. Fuck all night
    3. All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
    4. Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
    5. My dick
    6. Smoke weed every day
    7. Take a shit
    8. Fuck you man
    9. Is
  • Threw it on the Ground - Link
    1. In the butthole
    2. My butthole was on fire
  • Jack Sparrow (ft. Michael Bolton) - Link
    1. Cocaine
    2. Pussy
  • Awesometown Pilot - Link
    1. I just had sex with myself.
    2. I have both male and female genitalia.
    3. What's up, bro?
    4. Genitalia
  • Mama - Link
    1. You suck, Mom!
  • Spring Break Anthem - Link
    1. Oh, shit!
    2. Sex with a man

Ludacris Edit

  • Move Bitch - Link
    1. Move, bitch
    2. Get the fuck out of my way

Meek Mill Edit

  • Ima Boss - Link
    1. Bitch I'm a boss!
    2. I call the shots!
    3. I'm with the murder team.
    4. Call the cops
    5. We in the building.

Mickey Avalon Edit

  • My Dick - Link
    1. My dick
    2. Yo dick
    3. Little kids
    4. Stinks like shit
    5. Broken vending machine
    6. A kid from the Philippines
    7. Got touched by your uncle
    8. Macaulay Culkin
    9. VIP
    10. HIV
    11. We got dicks like Jesus
    12. Gary Coleman

Monstercat Music Edit

  • Internet Rebellion - Arion - Link
    1. FUCK SOPA!

Montell Jordan Edit

  • This is how we do it - Link
    1. This is how we do it!

Nappy Roots Edit

  • Awnaw - Link
    1. Hell no!

Nelly Edit

  • Hot in Here - Link
    1. Its getting hot in here!
  • Ride With Me - Link
    1. Ride with me
    2. We three - wheeling in the fo' with the gold D's.
    3. Oh, Why do I live this way?
    4. Must be the money!

The Notorious B.I.G. Edit

  • Another - Link
    1. Yeah, fuck you
    2. What do you do if your bitch is untrue?
    3. I need another bitch in my life
    4. Sex is lethal
    5. My girl suck another dick y'all
  • The Wickedest Freestyle - Link
    1. Don't fuck with the condoms
    2. Diseases
    3. Syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia
    4. AIDS

N.W.A Edit

  • Always Into Somethin - Link
    1. Niggas with big dicks
  • Dopeman - Link
    1. You need a nigga with some money so you get a dopeman
    2. I don't give a shit!
  • Express Yourself - Link
    1. Express yourself!
  • Fuck tha Police - Link
    1. Fuck the police
    2. Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Easy motherfucking E
    3. You're God Damn Right
    4. Nigga
    5. Fuck that shit
    6. A Teenager
    7. The Product
    8. Narcotics
    9. Gang
    10. (*gunshots*) Yeah ... Something like that!
    11. Redneck white bread chicken shit motherfucker
    12. Get him the fuck out of my face!
  • Gangsta Gangsta - Link
    1. A nigga like me
    2. The penitentiary
    3. Drinking straight out the 8 bottle
    4. A foot in your ass
    5. Gangsta
    6. Suddenly I see some Niggas that I don't like. Walked over to them and said ("What's up?")
    7. So I said fuck it
    8. All the bitches with the big butt
    9. You Sophisticated Motherfuckers
    10. Ladies
    11. Wait a minute .... Cut that shit!
    12. We want to fuck you easy! I want to fuck you too!
    13. Life ain't nothin but bitches and money
  • Straight Outta Compton - Link
    1. Compton
    2. Crazy motherfucker
    3. Ice cube
    4. The gang called "Niggas with attitudes"
    5. Dumb motherfuckers
    6. Fuck with

Omarion Edit

  • Post To Be - Link
    1. Eat the booty like groceries!

Pharoahe Monch Edit

  • Simon Says - Link
    1. Get the fuck up

Pitbull Edit

  • I Know You Want Me - [3]
    1. Damn he's hot
    2. Shit
    3. Fat ass

Plies Edit

  • Bust It Baby Part 2 - Link
    1. On my chest

PSY Edit

  • Gangnam Style - Link
    1. Sexy lady!

Rappy McRapperson Edit

  • I'm A Gangster - Link
    1. Selling drugs
    2. Erection
    3. White people
    4. Cocaine
    5. Suck on my wiener

Samwell Edit

  • What What, In the butt? - Link
    1. In the butt

Sir Mix-A-Lot Edit

  • Baby Got Back - Link
    1. You get sprung!
    2. Baby
    3. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!

Slim Jesus Edit

  • Drill Time - Link
    1. Fuckboy
    2. Fucked your girl
  • Chasin a Bag - Link
    1. Sucking my dick

Snoop Dogg Edit

  • Sexual Eruption - Link
    1. Sexual Eruption
    2. Bad bitch with me
    3. Little ho out
    4. Damn right
    5. Cigarette
    6. Big ass booty
    7. Orgasm(s)

Soulja Boy Edit

  • Crank That - Link
    1. YOOOOOOUUUUUU
    2. Soulja Boy tell e'm!

Stitches Edit

  • Molly Cyrus - Link
    1. I'mma put cocaine in yo ass
    2. I'mma put my dick in yo ass
    3. Put the molly in her ass
    4. I just popped a molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus
    5. I'mma put my dick up in your ass and it ain't coming out
    6. If you don't like what I'm saying now, I don't give a fuck, cause it won't change the fact that my dick is in your butt
    7. My cocaine will make you numb, so I'mma put it in your ass with my thumb
    8. I'm a demented motherfucker

Three 6 Mafia Edit

  • Slob On My Knob - Link
    1. Give me head
    2. Sex
    3. Squeeze on my nuts
    4. Lick on my butt
    5. My nigga
    6. Sucks on dick (does it real good)
    7. A nigga
    8. Lay on the bed
    9. Where the niggas at?
    10. Please don't touch
    11. Bend ova

Tone Loc Edit

  • Funky Cold Medina - Link
    1. I don't fool around with no Oscar Mayer wiener!

Too $hort Edit

  • Gangstas and Strippers - Link
    1. Stripclub
    2. Strippers
    3. G-String
  • The Ghetto - Link
    1. The Ghetto

T-Pain Edit

  • I'm In Luv (With a Stripper) - Link
    1. A stripper

Twiztid Edit

  • 85 Bucks an Hour (ft. Insane Clown Posse) - Link
    1. What the fuck was that?
    2. Piss you off
    3. Get off our penises
    4. I don't give a fuck!
    5. Nuts
    6. A hairy anus
    7. A hairy sack
    8. I slap hoes and bitches to the face, and scream to fuck off, bitch!
    9. Shut the fuck
    10. Shithead!
    11. Shit
    12. Fuck it!
    13. Fuck with
    14. I'll smash you bitch!
    15. Cigarrete
    16. So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin!
    17. Stupid
    18. Motherfuckin'
    19. My nutsack
    20. I'll snap your neck

Tyler the Creator Edit

  • Domo 23 (music video version) - Link
    1. I'ma kick his ass
    2. Slap the tooth out his mouth
  • Rusty - Link
    1. I ain't fuckin playing

Tyrese Edit

  • Broke Ass Niggas - Link
    1. I'm tired of these broke ass niggas calling my phone!

Usher Edit

  • Make Love in This Club - Link
    1. I wanna make love in this club

V.I.C Edit

  • Wobble - Link
    • All The Shorties In The Club

Vybz Kartel Edit

  • Virginity - Link
    1. Virginity (x2)
    2. A virgin

Warren G Edit

  • Regulate - Link
    1. Regulators, we regulate any stealing of this property. We damn good too!, But you can't be any geek off the street!
    2. REGULATOOOOOOORS!, MOUNT UP!
    3. Just hit the east side of the (LBC)
    4. Warren G
    5. Sexy as Hell
    6. Sit back and observe!

Yo Gotti Edit

  • Law - Link
    1. Its fuck the law
    2. against the law

Young Zee Edit

Get da Fuck Outta Here - Link

  1. Get the fuck outta here

Reggae / Tropical Edit

Sean Paul Edit

  • Temperature - Link
    1. I've got the right tactics to turn you on!

Teddybears Edit

  • Cobrastyle - Link
    1. My style is the

Toto Edit

  • Africa - Link
    1. Africa

Rock / Metal Edit

3 Doors Down Edit

  • Let Me Be Myself - Link
    1. Myself

.38 Special Edit

  • Caught Up In You - Link
    1. Little Girl

+44 Edit

  • Baby, Come On - Link
    1. I hate this fucking town

AC/DC Edit

  • Big Balls - Link
    1. (Big) balls
    2. Cum(s) x2 
    3. I've got...
    4. Crabs

Acid Fascists Edit

  • Up Against The Wall, Motherfucker - Link
    1. Up against the wall, motherfucker!

Adolescents Edit

  • Who Is Who (1980 Demo Version) -
    1. They better get their shit together.

Aerosmith Edit

  • Janie's got a gun - Link
    1. On the run

AFI Edit

  • Miss Murder - Link
    1. Murder
    2. Take my life

Aldo Nova Edit

  • Fantasy - Link
    1. Fantasy
    2. Can't you see what this crazy life is doing to me?
    3. Give you love
    4. Neon lights

Alice Cooper Edit

  • Sunset Babies (All Got Rabies) - Link
    1. Babies

The Association Edit

  • Windy - Link
    1. Everyone knows
    2. Tripping down the streets of the city

The B52s Edit

  • Love Shack - Link
    1. Bang, Bang, Bang, on the door Baby!

Bachman And Turner Edit

  • Taking Care Of Business - Link
    1. Who try to look pretty
    2. Taking Care Of Business

Barely Human Edit

  • No Mercy, No War - Link
    1. I don't wanna be retarded

Beastie Boys Edit

  • Fight for your right - Link
    1. Porno mag

The Beatles Edit

  • Back In The U.S.S.R - Link
    1. The U.S.S.R

Billy Squier Edit

  • Everybody wants you - Link
    1. and alcohol

Blink-182 Edit

  • Fuck a Dog - Link
    1. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
    2. Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
    3. Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
    4. (And his) ass
    5. Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
    6. Fuck you
  • When You Fucked Grandpa - Link
    1. In his ass
    2. He rubs his dick in broken glass
    3. When you fucked grandpa
    4. Masturbate
    5. I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!
    6. Fucking Asshole
  • The Blowjob Song - Link
    1. Blowjob(s)
  • Shut Up - Link
    1. Shut The Fuck Up
    2. Fuck Off
  • Give Me One Good Reason - Link
    1. Fucked
  • Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Link
    1. Shitting His Pants
  • Dysentry Gary - Link
    1. Fuck this place
    2. He's a fuckin' weasel
    3. Your mom's a whore
    4. Life just sucks

Bob Seger Edit

  • Shakedown - Link
    1. You're busted!

Box Car Racer Edit

  • Tiny Voices - Link
    1. Bullshit
  • Sorrow - Link
    1. Too fucking fast
  • My First Punk Song - Link
    1. I've got no dick

Brand New Edit

  • The Archers Bows Have Broken - Link
    1. Hell

Bryan Adams Edit

  • Summer of 69 - Link
    1. Was the summer of Sixty Nine!

Cake Edit

  • Sheep Go to Heaven, Goats Go to Hell - Link
    1. Go to hell (x3)
  • Nugget' = Link
    1. Shut the fuck up

Chaotic Discord Edit

  • Glue Accident - Link
    1. You fucking shit-ass wanking Bastard! Fucking working class wank! Middle class fucking [inelligable]! Fucking [Inelligable] Cunt!
    2. I don't give a fuck!

Children of Bodom Edit

  • Stockholm Knockout Live - Link
    1. Son of a BEEEEYATCH!
  • If You Want Peace, Prepare For War - Link
    1. Fuck

CKY Edit

  • Butt Plug Prank Call - Link
    1. BUTT. PUH-LUG!

The Company Band Edit

  • Zombie Barracades - Link
    1. Are you fucking kidding me?

Cradle Of Filth Edit

  • Gilded Cunt - Link
    1. Cunt

Crotchduster Edit

  • Mammal Sauce - Link
    1. Gay

The Darkness Edit

  • I Believe in a Thing Called Love - Link
    1. I believe in a thing called (Love *usually replaced with a fictitious entity or political ideology*)
    2. Til the sun goes down
    3. Touching you

Descendents Edit

  • Marriage - Link
    1. Have sex with you

Dire Straits Edit

  • Money For Nothing - Link
    1. That little faggot

Disturbed Edit

  • Down With the Sickness - Link
    1. Fuck you
    2. Fucking whore

Don McLean Edit

  • American Pie - Link
    1. A long, long, time ago

D.R.I. Edit

  • Couch Slouch - Link
    1. Fuck off

Dream Theater Edit

  • Flick of the Wrist - Link
    1. Prostitute
  • The Count of Tuscany - Link
    1. This could be the last time you see me alive

Duran Duran Edit

  • Girls On Film - Link
    1. Girls on film
  • Hungry Like The Wolf - Link
    1. Hungry like the wolf

The Eagles Edit

  • Hotel California - Link
    1. Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely place!

Electric Light Orchestra Edit

  • Four Little Diamonds - Link
    1. Four little diamonds

Electric Six Edit

  • Vibrator - Link
    1. Vibrator
    2. Artificial stimulator
  • Gay Bar (Hi Res) - Link
    1. I wanna take you to a gay bar
    2. Gay bar

Elton John Edit

  • Crocodile Rock - Link
    1. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EMF Edit

  • Unbelievable - Link
    1. Unbelievable!

The Exploited Edit

  • I Hate You (Live) - Link
    1. Fuckin' faggot
    2. I hate fucking you

The Fixx Edit

  • One Thing Leads To Another - Link
    1. Deception with tact
    2. Which irritates
    3. Just what are you trying to say?
    4. Why don't they do what they say?
    5. One (thing) leads to another.
    6. Somebody's been lying to me!
    7. Is like a bone in the throat

Frank Zappa Edit

  • Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Link
    1. Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeee?
    2. The toilet seat
    3. Cock
    4. Gono(co-co-)coccus
  • Sy Borg - Link
    1. You're plooking too hard
    2. Plooking too hard on meeeee!
    3. Marital aide

The Fratellis Edit

  • Chelsea Dagger - Link
    1. Stealing everything she got
    2. The hell of it
    3. Sucking

Gary Numan Edit

  • Cars - Link
    1. In Cars

Gene Simmons Edit

  • Asshole - Link
    1. Asshoooole!
    2. An asshole

Grand Funk Railroad Edit

  • We're an American Band - Link
    1. And proceeded to

Hall And Oates Edit

  • Out Of Touch - Link
    1. You're out of touch!

Jimi Hendrix Edit

  • Purple Haze - Link
    1. The end of time

Jimmy Eat World Edit

  • The Middle - Link
    1. Everything will be just fine.

Journey Edit

  • Don't Stop Believing - Link
    1. Don't stop believing!

Kid Rock Edit

  • Bawitdaba - Link
    1. Cell block six

Kix Edit

  • Girl Money - Link
    1. Baltimore

The Killers Edit

  • When You Were Young - Link
    1. Jesus

KMFDM Edit

  • Anarchy - Link
    1. Fuck me like a whore

Korn Edit

  • All in the Family - Link
    1. Pimp
    2. Motherfucker
    3. Kill
    4. Im'a kill
    5. You little faggot hoe
    6. Shit
    7. Whack
    8. Suck my dick kid
    9. Fag
    10. You're just a fag and on a lower level
    11. What the fuck you sayin'
    12. You're a pimp whatever, limp dick
    13. Eat that shit everyday
    14. You'd better watch your fucking mouth
    15. I'm gonna fuck you up, twice!
    16. Fuck me up
    17. I'll jack off in your eye
    18. Getting buttfucked
    19. Can your horse do a fucking wheelie? (or just "wheelie" as "willy")
    20. You love it down soft and far!
    21. I LOVE YOU!
    22. I WANT YOU!
    23. AND I'LL EAT YOU
    24. AND I'LL SUCK YOU
    25. AND I'LL FUCK YOU
    26. AND I'LL BUTTFUCK YOU
  • K@#0%! - Link
    1. Titty sucking bitch
    2. My dick
    3. Ass licking
    4. Piss sucking cunt
    5. Kentucky fried
    6. Saggy tits swinging from your fat crusty armpits
    7. Big-ass
    8. Hairy pussy lips
    9. Pecker
    10. Queef
    11. Oh shit
    12. Fuck bitch
    13. Damn fucking diarrhea slut
    14. FUCK YOU (x2)
  • Children of the KoRn - Link
    1. Insanity
    2. Pussy
    3. Fuckin'
    4. Children are born
    5. Fucking bitches major
    6. Fuck the law
    7. With my dick in my hand
    8. Cumming
    9. Weed
    10. Smoke
    11. Kinky sex
    12. Fuck authority
    13. Hit you ass in the head with a 40
    14. Porn and twisted-ass ways
    15. Why don't you
    16. Life is a bitch
    17. Goddamn
    18. BITCH!
  • Y'all Want a Single - Link
    1. Fuck that
    2. Fuck that shit
  • Justin - Link
    1. Fuck All That Bullshit
  • A.D.I.D.A.S. - Link
    1. Sex
    2. Fuckin

Led Zeppelin Edit

  • Stairway to Heaven' - Link
    1. Lady

Limp Bizkit Edit

  • Break Stuff - Link
    1. Bullshit
    2. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
    3. Bloodstain
    4. I think you'd better quit, talking that shit!

Linkin Park Edit

  • Crawling - Link
    1. CRAWLING!

Lynyrd Skynyrd Edit

  • Free Bird - Link
    1. Lord knows
    2. Lord help me

Machine Head Edit

  • Beautiful Mourning - Link
    1. FUCK YOU ALL!

Meat Loaf Edit

  • Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Link
    1. Shove it up your ass

The Meatmen/Tesco Vee Edit

  • Tooling For Anus (Demo) - Link
    1. I hate Detroit! It's the worst scum, shit, fucking shithole in the United States!
  • Meatmen Stomp (Demo) - Link
    1. Alright, you cunts.
  • Orgy of One (Demo) - Link
    1. This is about people who say they don't beat off when they really do.
    2. [A long speech about masturbation]
  • One Down, Three To Go (Demo) - Link
    1. About some legendary fuckwads, The Beatles
  • Meatmen Stomp (1981 Version) - Link
    1. I heard you guys have been buttfucked by your dad since you were nine years old!
    2. [Fart sound]
  • The Rap - Link
    1. One rimjob two years ago and he thinks we're lovers.
    2. Here, suck!
  • Becoming a Man - Link
    1. You will have a nightly emission where semen comes from the penis.
    2. I wanna fuck my daddy!
  • Dumping Ground - Link
    1. Like a fucking meat sack, say you wanna suck me, say you wanna fuck me, I don't wanna touch you!
  • Mr. Tapeworm (Live) - Link
    1. [Stage banter about the sound tapeworms make when evacuating the anus]
  • Orgy of One (Live)
    1. We take our bloated leather bags out and beat them mercilessly til they relinquish some of that lovely coconut oil.
    2. Remember, if you still have girl problems, don't forget the answer's at the end of your arm.

M.O.D. Edit

  • AIDS - Link
    1. Penis up your ass

Motley Crue Edit

  • Kickstart My Heart - Link
    1. I'd say we've kicked some ass!

Mudvayne Edit

  • Happy? - Link
    1. Are you fucking happy?

Nickelback Edit

  • Rockstar - Link
    1. Playboy Bunny
    2. Drug (x2)
    3. Drug dealer
    4. My ass
  • This Afternoon - Link
    1. Hittin' from the bong
    2. Kiss my ass

Nine Inch Nails Edit

  • Closer - Link
    1. Let me violate you
    2. Let me penetrate you
    3. I wanna feel you from the inside
    4. I wanna fuck you like an animal
    5. Help me

Nirvana Edit

  • Heart-Shaped Box - Link
    1. Cancer
  • All Apologies - Link
    1. What else should I say? Everyone is gay.
  • Lithium - Link
    1. I'm so horny
    2. Yeah (x8)
    3. I killed you
    4. I'm a turd (live version only)
    5. I'm so retarded (live version only)
  • Rape Me - Link
    1. Rape me
    2. Rape me again
    3. Rape me my friend
    4. Rape me (x8) [ending of song]
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit - Link
    1. Stupid
  • Scentless Appearance -Link
    1. Electrolytes smells like semen
  • Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - Link
    1. Jesus
  • In Bloom - Link
    1. A whore
  • Milk It - Link
    1. My shit (x2)
  • Paper Cuts - Link
    1. Cock
    2. Masturbate
  • Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Link
    1. Had sex
    2. Fuck man (whispered)

NOFX Edit

  • My Vagina - Link
    1. My vagina
    2. Lesbian
  • Dont Call Me White - Link
    1. White

No Remorse Edit

  1. Adolf Hitler - Link
    1. Adolf Hitler

The Offspring Edit

  • The Kids Aren't Alright  - Link
    1. What the hell is going on!?
    2. Suicide
  • Why Don't You Get a Job? - Link
    1. Bitch
    2. Dick
  • The Worst Hangover Ever - Link
    1. Kicked my ass
  • Bad Habit - Link
    1. God Damn Motherfucker
  • Pretty Fly for a White Guy - Link
    1. Give it to me baby
    2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Osker Edit

  • Ballad of a Traitor
    1. Piece of shit

Periphery Edit

  • Motormouth - Link
    1. SHUT UUUUUP!

Phil Collins Edit

  • I don't care anymore - Link
    1. Anymore
  • In The Air Tonight - Link
    1. In the air

Pink Floyd Edit

  • Another Brick In The Wall - Link
    1. We don't need no education!
    2. We don't need no thought control!

Poison Edit

  • Nothing but a good time - Link
    1. Don't need nothing but a good time!

Poison Idea Edit

  • I Got A Right (Iggy Pop cover) - Link
    1. Straight edge asshole

The Pretenders Edit

  • Back On The Chain Gang - Link
    1. I found a picture of you.
  • Middle Of The Road - Link
    1. So come on baby!

Queen Edit

  • Flick of the Wrist - Link
    1. Prostitute
  • We Will Rock You - Link
    1. WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL

Rancid Edit

  • David Courtney - Link
    1. Motherfuckers

REM Edit

  • The One I Love - Link
    1. This one goes out to

Rev Theory Edit

  1. Hell Yeah - Link
    1. Hell
    2. Hell Yeah

Roach Edit

  • I Gotta Take A Shit - Link
    1. Take a shit

Sammy Hagar Edit

  • I Can't Drive 55 - Link
    1. I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint

Semisonic Edit

  • Closing Time - Link
    1. Closing time
    2. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!

Sepultura Edit

  • Refuse/Resist - Link
    1. What is this shit?

Sex Pistols Edit

  • Anarchy In The UK - Link
    1. Anarchist

Sick Animation Edit

  • Suck My Dick With a Condom On - Link
    1. Suck my dick with a condom on bitch
    2. You can suck my dick

Skid Row Edit

  • Get the Fuck Out (Live at Wembely Stadium 1991) -Link
    1. Who the fuck is this
    2. Get the fuck out

Skybombers Edit

  • It Goes Off - Link
    1. God damn
    2. Little mama

Slash Edit

  • We're all Gonna Die - Link
    1. OH Shit!
    2. Pee on the ground
    3. Tits
    4. We're all gonna die!!

Smash Mouth Edit

  • All Star - Link
    1. Some
  • Walking On The Sun - Link
    1. So don't delay! Act now! Supplies are running out!

Steel Panther Edit

  • Asian Hooker - Link
    1. On my dick
    2. Asian hooker
    3. Hot little motherfucker
    4. You're a dirty little cocksucker
  • Gloryhole - Link
    1. Cock and balls
    2. Hermaphrodite
    3. Who's sucking my dick today
    4. Gloryhole
    5. I'm gonna blow my load
    6. Who's sucking my cock tonight
  • Gangbang at the Old Folk's Home - Link
    1. Gangbang
    2. Gay (from "Bengay")
    3. My dick
    4. A rimjob
    5. Sex slaves
    6. Licking my ass
    7. I twisted my nuts
    8. Cumming
    9. Fist in a butthole
    10. A sex train

Sum 41 Edit

  • Fat Lip
    1. And I don't give a shit about nothing
    2. An abortion
  • Motivation - Link
    1. I don't give a shit
  • Crazy Amanda Bunkface - Link
    1. I don't wanna hear you bitch no more
  • A.N.I.C
    1. Fucking shit
    2. You're an asshole
  • Confusion and Frustration in Modern Times - Link
    1. What the hell

System Of A Down Edit

  • Violent Pornography - Link
    1. Fucks
    2. Pornography
    3. Sodomy
  • Vicinity of Obscenity - Link
    1. Whores
    2. Beat the meat
  • Kill Rock n' Roll - Link
    1. Asshole
  • Sugar - Link
    1. Fuck you!

Tool Edit

  • Hooker With a Penis - Link
    1. Dipshit
    2. Coke
    3. I got some advice for you little buddy
    4. Fuckin'
    5. Fuuuck you, buddy!
  • Ænima - Link
    1. Dumbfounded dipshits
  • Stinkfist - Link
    1. Stimulation

Turbonegro Edit

  • I Got Erection - Link
    1. Erection

Vile Edit

  • Hypocrisy - Link
    1. What the fuck is wrong with you?
  • 5 to 10 - Link
    1. Rape little girls? Not me! I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
  • Homophobe - Link
    1. I hate faggots!

Wall of Voodoo Edit

  • Mexican Radio - Link
    1. Mexican

Wesley Willis Edit

  • My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks - Link
    1. Crack rocks
  • Fuck You - Link
    1. Fuck you (x15)
    2. Take your bullshit somewhere else
    3. Suck my damn dick, asshole!
    4. Get the fuck away from me
  • Rock & Roll McDonalds - Link
    1. McDonalds
  • Suck a Cheetah's Dick - Link
    1. Asshole
    2. Motherfucker
    3. Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup
    4. Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack
    5. Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce
    6. Suck a polar bear's funky ass
  • Suck My Dog's Dick  - Link
    1. Suck my dog's dick
    2. Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk
  • The Chicken Cow - Link
    1. Stab ya in the ass
    2. Blockbuster Video
  • Drink That Whiskey - Link
    1. Drink a bottle of Cutty Sark
    2. Get drunk and fuck with somebody
  • Stay Out of the Ghetto - Link
    1. The ghetto

The Who Edit

  • Who are you? - Link
    1. Who the fuck are you?

Yes Edit

  • Owner of a Lonely Heart - Link
    1. Owner of a Lonely (Heart, *usually replaced with penis, or bedroom, to imply that this person hasn't had any action in a while*)
    2. Much better than a
    3. You've got to want to succeed!
    4. Don't you hesitate at all!
  • Roundabout - Link
    1. ("To be continued" theme)

Zebrahead Edit

  • Lobotomy for Dummies - Link
    1. Hell needed company
    2. I wish you were dead
    3. Payback's a whore

ZZ Top Edit

  • Sharp Dressed Man - Link
    1. Sharp dressed man

Parody/ComedyEdit

Julio Black Edit

  • Your Mother's Vagina - Link
    1. Your mother's vagina

Kevin Bloody Wilson Edit

  • Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Link
    1. Pedophile

Matt Rogers' Rated X-MasEdit

  • Suck on My Cock (Jingle Bell Rock Parody) - Link
    1. Suck on my cock (x2)
    2. Soon you'll be tasting sperm!
    3. Beat my meat
    4. Give me head
    5. Shoot my CREAM!
    6. Go rippin' out my pubic hair
    7. My shaft
    8. A blowjob can't be beat
    9. Thanks for sucking my cock!
    10. Stuff the whole thing in your face
  • I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand (Walking in a Winter Wonderland Parody) - Link
    1. My dick is hard!
    2. I love to choke my chicken with my hand
    3. Masturbate
    4. Balls (x2)
    5. Blue (x2)
    6. Cumming
    7. Dick
    8. Grab my rod

Richard CheeseEdit

  • Rape Me - (Nirvana Cover) - Link
    1. Everybody... Rape me! Put your hands together
    2. R
    3. A
    4. P
    5. E
    6. Rape me
    7. Rape me again
  • My Neck, My Back - Link
    1. Pussy (x3)
    2. All over your face

Rucka Rucka Ali Edit

  • Go Cops - Link
    1. NIGGA, WE BE GETTING HIGH!
  • Obama Been Watching - Link
    1. Titty Pictures
    2. Fuck me
    3. In my face
    4. You little faggot!
    5. High Speed Connection

Saint SmytheEdit

  • The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality - Link
    1. Fucking around
    2. A nine-inch vibrator
    3. (This is the Ultimate) Orgy
    4. Homosexuality (x2)
    5. Dildos
    6. Fellatio
    7. Sodomy
    8. Took a shit (on)
    9. Jacked off
    10. Thirteen-inch dick (or just "thir" as "their"/they're)
    11. Penetrated
    12. Sixty-nine
    13. Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
    14. Bukkake (Boo-kah-keh)
    15. Strap-ons
    16. Vaginas
    17. Care Bear cum
    18. Cumming
    19. Lesbian
    20. Jerk off
    21. Cum spray

Stephen Lynch Edit

  • Hermaphrodite
    1. Hermaphrodite
  • If I Were Gay - [4]
    1. Get your hand out of my pants

"Weird Al" YankovicEdit

  • Achy Breaky Song - Link
    1. Don't play that song, that achy breaky song, the most annoying song I know!
  • A Complicated Song - Link
    1. Constipated
  • TMZ - Link
    1. Some transvestite
  • Jerry Springer - Link
    1. The hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
    2. She male
    3. The stripper with the implants
    4. Gay Jewish black dude
  • Sports Song - Link
    1. You suck! (x4)
  • Ringtone - Link
    1. Ringtone, ringtone, ringtone
  • The Alternative Polka - Link
    1. Why don't you kill me?

Your Favorite Martian Edit

  • Transphobic Techno (Bitch Got a Penis) - Link
    1. Penis

ExperimentalEdit

Passenger of Shit Edit

  • Staple Tapeworms on My Penis - Link
    1. (scream)

Cartoon ShowsEdit

12 Oz. Mouse Edit

  • Prolegomenon
    1. (pinball machine noises)

Adventure Time Edit

  • Five More Short Graybles
    1. (scream)
  • Hot Diggity Doom
    1. Sayonara, suckers!

The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Edit

Boogey-Mania - Link

  1. Penis (Pingas, from Snooping as usual)

Lovesick Sonic - Link 1 Link 2

  1. NO!
  2. By

Sonic Christmas Blast

  1. Penis (from happiness ) - Link

American Dad Edit

100 A.D. - Link

  1. Bitch, what are you crying about?
  2. FUCK. Y'ALL.

Daddy Queerest

  1. Big naked man

Great Space Roaster

  1. Strap-on

Moon Over Isla Island

  1. My mother

Old Stan in the Mountain - Link

  1. You stupid BIIIIIIIIIIII-(gradually fading away)

Pilot

  1. Avril Lavigne

Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold - Link

  1. My bitch is horny

Stan's Food Resturant

  1. Condom (x2)

Tearjerker - Link

  1. Mentally retarded (x2)
  2. Not be retarded
  3. An alcoholic
  4. Cancer

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Edit

Bart Oates

  1. Awesome!

Boston

  1. I'm gonna saw my own head off
  2. Shit
  3. This sucks I'm not doing this

Broodwich

  1. 666
  2. HOLY CRAP IN A PITA!

Carl Wash

  1. You a dumbass
  2. Gonna get your ass whooped

The Cloning

  1. Oh God

The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

  1. RUUUN, FAT BOY, RUUUN!

Dickesode - Link

  1. Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
  2. ...that doesn't sound right does it?
  3. Oh, do go on. Please.
  4. HUMP YOURSELF
  5. Someone's dick is coming with me tonight!
  6. Who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?

Dumber Days

  1. Yo. Tizzame pass by just like Donovan McNizzab. Shiieeet.

Ezekiel

  1. Jackass

Interfection

  1. Justin Timberlake

Kidney Car

  1. Opne up, or I'm opening it for ya!

MC Pee Pants

  1. ......WHAT?

Multiple Meats - Link

  1. Asshole!

Rabbot'

  1. What is that?

Revenge of the Mooninites - Link

  1. Sodomize

Revenge of the Trees

  1. Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!
  2. Hope your house burns down

Robots Are Everywhere

  1. It smelled like hot garbage pizza

Super Bowl

  1. Shut up. Damn.

Super Hero

  1. Wow, you know, that's really amazingly lame.

Super Squatter

  1. Oh God

Super Trivia

  1. WHERE ARE YOU?
  2. Success!

This is Your Left - Link

  1. You're gonna die!

Total Re-Carl- Link

  1. Dammit
  2. Go away. GO. AWAY.
  3. I'm so tired of this
  4. Freaking go away, you freak
  5. A crapper

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1Edit

Allen Part 2- Link

  1. You suckin' fuck suck gayass motherfucker
  2. You son of a bitch
  3. Pooty-butt doody!

Archer Edit

Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe

    1. Chinese sex slave(s)

El Secuestro

    1. GODDAMNIT!

Heart of Archness: Part III

    1. Eat a bag of dicks!

The Man from Jupiter

  1. Giant throbbing erection

Viscous Coupling - Link

    1. My penis can only get so ERECT.

Arthur Edit

'Believe in Yourself (theme) - Link

  1. Open up your eyes

Avatar: the Last Airbender Edit

(unknown)

  1. Cum

Beavis and Butt-head Edit

Cyberbutt - Link

  1. Porn
  2. Porno

Manners Suck

  1. Please come out of my butt
  2. Wipe my butt
  3. He tried to touch my weiner

No Laughing, Part II (Sex Ed) - Link

  1. Sex
  2. Penis!
  3. Vagina!
  4. Testicles!
  5. Venereal disease!
  6. Sexual intercourse!
  7. Scrotom!
  8. Clitoris!
  9. Masturbation!

Speech Therapy

  1. Damn son of a bitch

Tech Support

  1. Butt plug his computer

Top O the Mountain

  1. Top Of The Mountain

Trouble Urinating - Link

  1. Take out your penises!

Vaya Con Cornholio

  1. I'm horny! (bunghole)

Bob's Burgers Edit

Bob Day Afternoon -Link

  1. Huge misshapen penis

Bojack Horseman Edit

'The Bojack Horseman Story, Chapter 1

    1. Urethra

Prickly Muffin

    1. Suck a DICK, dumb shits!

Zoes and Zeldas - Link

  1. Worse than a hundred September 11th

The BoondocksEdit

A Date With the Booty Warrior - Link

  1. I came looking for booty
  2. I came looking for man's butt
  3. You came looking for sex with an underage boy?
  4. I ain't got no milk, no cookies
  5. Hey, nigga. You got a nice little ass, nigga. (Eh, eh, eh, nigga, you got a nice little ass, nigga)
  6. Mmhmm, take your time
  7. Give me your ass, nigga
  8. No!
  9. Chris Hansen
  10. I like you, and I want you.
  11. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
  12. The choice is yours
  13. Okay. I-I see you choosing the hard way
  14. Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say, but smarter?
  15. Little boys

Granddad's Fight - Link 1 Link 2

  1. Watch where you're walking, nigga.
  2. Hey, what you say, nigga?
  3. What did you say, bitch nigga?
  4. Hey, squeeze it, nigga!
  5. Watch where you're walking, bitch.
  6. Mehhh...that's some ol' bullshit
  7. Ass-whupping
  8. [Riley] Oh, hell no!
  9. Bitch ass nigger!
  10. Bitch ass nigger?

Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner - Link

  1. Hoe

Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - Link

  1. Nigga
  2. You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, nigga!
  3. Whadidyoo say, NIGGA?!
  4. Fuck you, punk-ass pussy-ass bitch-ass nigga! I'll beat your motherfuckin' sediddy ass, nigga! Don't ever in your life ever try to holla at me, nigga!
  5. Aw yeah!
  6. What's good, nyuggah?!

The S-Word - Link

  1. Porch Monkey
  2. Spearchucker

Brickleberry Edit

  • Saved by the balls
    1. Now stick your finger in my butt so I can finish!

Carl's Stone Cold Luck of the Century of the Week Edit

  • Boston Freakin' Won
    1. Grabass

CatDog Edit

Safety Dog

  1. Owie!

Clerks: The Animated Series Edit

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

  1. Y'know, I lost my virginity to her.
  2. Jerry Seinfeld
  3. I'm not your mate, fag!
  4. Up yours
  5. Cigarette
  6. Three-way

Cyanide and Happiness Edit

  • Le Telepathe - Link
    1. Dicks (x2)
    2. Big pile of dicks
  • The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere - Link
    1. My ass
    2. I have the most comfortable ass in the world!
  • Ow, My Dick - Link
    1. Ow, My Dick!

Dethklok Edit

Dethsupport - Link

  1. Bronchitis

Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Link

  1. FIRE!
  2. Strapped to a rocket ignited
  3. DIE!

Tour Skit #1

  1. Get outta here! Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online with yer pervert...laptop

Dexter's Laboratory Edit

Dexter and Computress Get Mandark - Link

  1. And don't forget....

Doomstar Requiem Soundtrack Edit

Partying Around the World - Link

  1. Herpes

How Can I Be a Hero?

  1. Blowjob

The Depths of Humanity

  1. Oh my God!

Dilbert Edit

Y2K

  1. Orgasm

Dora the Explorer Edit

  • Come on Vamanos! Song - Link
    1. Come on

Dragon Ball (original) Edit

The Emperor's Quest

  1. NO!

Dragon Ball ZEdit

Goku's Arrival

  1. It's Over NINE THOUSAND!!! - Link

Drawn Together Edit

'The One Wherein There is a Big Twist

  1. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II

  1. Nice, thick cock

Toot Goes Bollywood

  1. Touch yourselves
  2. Go to the movies

Dr. Seuss on the Loose Edit

Green Eggs and Ham - Link

  1. Eggs

Dr. Tran Edit

100% Ice (Part 3) - Link

  1. Who the hell...?
  2. Tits

Dr. Tran MAIL (S1, Ep06) "Keith Cares" - Link

  1. In my pants
  2. Boner
  3. Popped a boner

Durarara! Edit

Chocolate ga Yukuefumei - Link

  1. (scream)

Ed Edd 'n Eddy Edit

  • Ed Edd 'n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle
    1. A dick[ie? They still MAKE these?]
  • Rambling Ed
    1. I have one eyebrow and the brain of a bug
  • Wish You Were Ed
    1. THE SON OF A SHEPARD HAS RETURNED!

Family GuyEdit

  • And I'm Joyce Kinney
    1. A pornographic movie
    2. Topless, High on coke
  • An App a Day
    1. Are you shittin me?
    2. Piece of shit
    3. I'm gonna go to your house and fuck your wife!
  • April in Quahog - Link
    1. See ya, bitch!
  • Back to the Woods - Link
    1. Jewish
  • Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey - Link
    1. You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!
  • Blind Ambition - Link
    1. Jesus christ!
  • The Blind Side (Scenes with Peter Falling Down the Stairs) - Link
    1. Agh! Ow! Oh! Agh! Fuck! Fuck! Fucking cock! Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
    2. Aagh! Ow! Oh! Fuck! Fucking cock! FUCK! COCK! COCK!
    3. Aaayaaaagaaagh! Fuck! Fuck! Goddammit! Fucking cock-sucking cock! Fuck! Dammit!
  • Brothers and Sisters - Link1 Link 2
    1. You wanna see my paginis?
    2. Masturbate
    3. NOT OKAY!
  • Call Girl - Link
    1. Eight fucking hours later...
  • Chick Cancer (deleted scene)
    1. Prostitute - Link
  • Chris Cross - Link
    1. Suck my cock, motherfucker!
  • The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (You Have AIDS) Link
    1. Unprotected sex
    2. You got the aids
    3. You have AIDS
    4. HIV
  • Don't make me over
    1. I want to have intercourse with you! - Link
  • Dr C and the Women - Link
    1. Alcohol and marijuana to minors
  • Family Gay - Link
    1. Horse sperm
  • Fast times at Clanci Jr. High
    1. West Siedee
  • The Fat Guy Strangler - Link
    1. Take that, you bitch!
    2. Hepatitis
  • The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
    1. Genital warts - Link
  • Foreign Affairs
    1. Todays final exam will consist of two parts: oral and anal.
  • From Method To Madness - Link
    1. Holy moly! It must be my birthday!
  • Halloween on Spooner Street - Link
    1. Fuckface
    2. Hepatitis C
    3. Gonorrhea
  • Hell Comes to Quahog - Link 1 Link 2
    1. What the Hell!?
    2. No no no no NO NOOOOOO!
    3. Kicks ass
    4. So fucking funny!
  • He's Too Sexy for His Fat - Link
    1. Normies
  • It Takes A Village Idiot (And I Married One) 
    1. (Having) gay* sex (*"butt sex" in uncensored version) - [5]
  • Jerome is the New Black (Black Jesus) - Link
    1. Yo momma's ass
  • Long John Peter - Link
    1. I'd like to show you how all your problems can be solved by my penis.
  • The Man with Two Brians
    1. Jackass
  • Meet the Quagmires - Link
    1. You can't catch me, gay thoughts!
  • Mr. Saturday Knight -
    1. Cleveland steamer
  • North by North Quahog - Link
    1. Stop it! (x2)
  • Not All Dogs Go to Heaven - Link
    1. I hope you all fucking die.
    2. FUCK!
  • Ocean's Three and a Half
    1. Go fuck yourself.
  • Petarded
    1. Testicles - Link
    2. Prostitutes (x2) - Link
  • Peter's Daughter - Link
    1. You're a jackass
  • Peter's Two Dads - Link
    1. Crack
    2. What the FUCK?
  • Play it Again, Brian
    1. Pedophile - Link
  • Prick Up Your Ears
    1. Ah, you bitch.
  • PTV - Link
    1. Such as
    2. Felatio
    3. All the fellas at the freaking FCC
    4. They sent this little warning. They are prepared to do their worst.
    5. And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced.
    6. Dammit, can't a guy masturbate in this house?
    7. Testicles
    8. Balls
  • Quagmire's Baby - Link
    1. ALLAH HU-AKBAR!
    2. (explosion)
  • Road to Europe - Link
    1. Alright, okay! God!
  • Road to the Multiverse - Link
    1. FUCK YOU!
  • Saving Private Brian - Link
    1. Gay (x2)
    2. Gayness
    3. I'm a homo
    4. OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!
  • Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Link
    1. Fuck off
  • Stewie Loves Lois
    1. Violated
  • Tales of a Third Grade Nothing - Link
    1. Oh my God, who the hell cares?
  • The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter)
    1. Go fuck yourself - Link
  • Turban Cowboy
    1. Kikes (cakes)
  • Turkey Guys - Link
    1. (gunshot)
  • Twelve and a Half Angry Men (T-Rex trying to masturbate) - Link
    1. Masturbate (x2)
    2. Have sex
    3. Internet porn
    4. Masturbatin'
  • Wasted Talent
    1. Because you touch yourself at night - Link
    2. YEEEAH!
  • Welcome back Carter - Link
    1. Gay guys having a threesome

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends Edit

  • Land of the flea
    1. Immigrant
  • Store Wars - Link
    1. Rip off artist!

Futurama Edit

Fry and the Slurm Factory - Link

  1. SHUT THE HELL UP!

Proposition Infinity

  1. Shut up.

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Edit

  • Attack Of The Clowns - Link
    1. JUST DESTROY US ALL!!!
  • Company Halt
    1. But if you touch my

Gravity Falls Edit

The Deep End - Link

  1. HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER.

Not What He Seems - Link

  1. Let's do this

Homestar Runner Edit

Blubb-O's Commercial - Link

  1. Naaasty

Strong Badia National Anthem - Link

  1. Milk

Teen Girl Squad 3 - Link

  1. Hella tight

Teen Girl Squad 10 - Link

  1. Mete

Kill La Kill Edit

Junketsu - Link

  1. Get naked!
  2. Your boobs are way bigger than hers! Way bigger!
  3. She has a great rack
  4. Rip your clothes off and get NAAAKED!
  5. Get...naked?

King of the Hill Edit

  • Bobby Goes Nuts - Link
    1. You have been kicked in the testicles.
  • Hank's on Board - Link
    1. Prepare for an eternity of me kicking your ass!
  • Jumpin Crack Bass (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
    1. Let me go man!
    2. You ain't going nowhere, I'm placing you under citizen's arrest.
    3. You can't do that!
    4. The hell I can't!
    5. As an American citizen I have the authority to detain you until an officer of the peace arrives, and I also have the authority to kick your ass which is something your father obviously forgot to do.
  • Peggy the Boggle Champion
    1. LOSER, YOU'RE A LOSER!
  • Pilot
    1. A damned hammer
    2. The hardware department

Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Edit

The Big Taste Test - Link

  1. Nasty!

Fitness Fiend

  1. Eating (often used with a sound for "penis", "pussy", or related)

Liquid Television Edit

Joe Normal Part 3

  1. Father
  2. Shut up! (x7)
  3. I'm going down to Mexico to start me a UFO religion!

Madballs: Gross Jokes (VHS cartoon) Edit

  1. You know, there's one thing I have to say about that (poem). WHUAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Edit

The Footburn - Link

  1. (Yell)

Metalocalypse Edit

Bookklok

  1. Dead

The Curse of Dethklok

  1. Jack off
  2. Brutal

Dethcamp

  1. Faggot
  2. Bullshits
  3. Gettin' the fucks outta here
  4. You just fucked up real bad

Dethclown

  1. (scream)

Dethfashion

  1. A cut up dick
  2. I'm not gay!

Dethhealth

  1. Aw g-(choking), it's awful!

Dethlessons

  1. (Distorted guitars)

Dethmas

  1. Cocaine (x2)

Dethsiduals

  1. Ah, fuck!
  2. Fuck yeeeeeah, boy!
  3. Fuck this shit
  4. So fucked up

Dethzazz

  1. Dickface
  2. Sexual

Diversityklok

  1. GET OUT OF HERE!
  2. Oh, fuck.

Fanklok

  1. Dildo

Fat Kid at the Dethharomnic

  1. Blowjob

Fertilityklok

  1. Skanky crackwhore
  2. Underpants

The Metalocalypse Has Begun

  1. Yes!

Motherklok

  1. Asshole
  2. Go fuck yourself
  3. (wheezing)

Performanceklok

  1. I'll kiiill youuuu!

Rehabklok

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Vomit
  3. Not really
  4. I will fucking rip you limb from limb

Renovationklok

  1. Fuck that stupid shit

Tributeklok

  1. Holy shit!
  2. (burp)

Writersklok

  1. Diiiick

My Gym Partner's a Monkey Edit

  • Up and Adam
    1. Bachelor pad

My Hero Academia Edit

Start Line

  1. Clench your buttcheeks

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Edit

The Best Night Ever

  1. Royal pain - Link
  2. Afraid to get DIRTY!? - Link
  3. COME OUT!! - Link
  4. You're going to LOVE MEEEE!! - Link
  5. (evil laughter) - Link

Call of the Cutie

  1. But, AH WHAT IT NOOOOOW! - Link
  2. RIGHT NOOOOW! - Link

A Dog and Pony Show

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x2) - Link

Feeling Pinkie Keen

  1. TWITCHY TAIL!!! - Link

Friendship is Magic, Part 2

  1. I think I stepped in something. - Link
  2. (Pinkie crying) - Link

Griffon the Brush-Off

  1. (Glida roaring) - Link

Party of One

  1. Losers - Link
  2. (Pinkie's hair popping, deflating) - Link

The Nutshack Edit

Got Surgery? - Link

  1. Is that fuckin' Bob Ross?!

The Oblongs Edit

  • Misfit Love
  1. Mount Skanky

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt Edit

Catfight Club - Link

  1. Dick

Phineas and Ferb Edit

  • The Chronicles of Meap
    1. The entire tri-state area
  • Norm Unleashed - Link
    1. Weaponry

Pop Team Epic Edit

Vanever - A Game in Another Dimension

  1. Okay

Powerpuff Girls Edit

  • End Credits Theme - Link
    1. The commander and the leader

Random Cartoons Edit

  • Garlic Boy
    1. (insane sarcastic laugh)

Regular Show Edit

  • Karaoke Video
    1. Karaoke
  • Meat Your Maker
    1. This stuff delicious - Link
    2. Bags of (usually completed with the Dr. Dre "weed" sound) - Link
  • My Mom
    1. Buttcheek
  • The Real Thomas
    1. Mama Russia
  • Terror Tales Of The Park
    1. I'm gonna draw on your face!

Ren & Stimpy Edit

Happy Happy Joy Joy

  1. This is a song about (insert)
  2. Hello boys and girls
  3. I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me!?
  4. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
  5. No!
  6. That's right!

Sven Hoek - Link

  1. That's what I'm gonna do

Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon Edit

Fire Dogs 2

  1. 50

Ren Seeks Help

  1. Have a wonderful life!

Rick and Morty Edit

Big Trouble in Little Sanchez

  1. Get your shit together! Link
  2. Jesus fucking Christ - Link

Bushworld Adventures (April Fools 2018 special) - Link

  1. No.

Interdimensonal Cable 2: Tempting Fate

  1. Mohammed

Morty's Mind Blowers

  1. You dumb bitch

The Rickshank Rickdemption

  1. What the fuck?

Ricksy Business

  1. I am in great pain. Please help me.

Something Ricked This Way Comes Link

  1. Retarded

The Wedding Squanchers - Link

  1. Ooohhh, fuck!

Robot Chicken Edit

  • Bitch Pudding Special
    1. Moose dick
    2. Asshole
    3. My boot up his asshole
  • CatDog On a Stick (Welcome to the Golf Jam)
    1. I wanna put my penis in you.
    2. I wanna hump your face.
  • The Departy Monster (Oz Prison)
    1. Toss my salad
    2. If you only had the balls
    3. Bitch
    4. That bitch
  • Easter Basket (Egyptian Lego)
    1. In the nutbag
  • I'm Trapped (Hear the G)
    1. (G)rape (x2)
  • In a DVD Factory (Lil' Magnum, P.I.)
    1. I'm gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he'll never forget!
    2. What the hell just happened?
  • Lust for Puppets (Grand Theft Mario) - Link
    1. You sons of-a bitches!
  • Malcolm X: Fully Loaded (The Last Pizza)
    1. Son of a bitch!
  • Massage Chair (Office Kombat) - Link
    1. You fuckin idiot!
    2. Sexual harassment
  • The Munnery (Cork)
    1. Mentally challenged
  • Operation Rich in Spirit (Codename: The Abortionator) - Link
    1. Urinate on the homeless!
    2. Make sweet, sweet love
  • Sausage Fest (Cat Court) - Link
    1. My ass!
  • Tell My Mom (Down On Your Knees, I'm the Piano God)
    1. Tiny schlong
    2. My balls
  • Tubba Bubba's Now Hubba Hubba (Where in Time Is My Broken Heart)
    1. What the fuck?
    2. You motherfucking whore!
    3. You dumb bitch!
    4. You fucked it all up!
    5. You who-o-ore!
    6. That fucking bitch
  • The Unnamed One (MC Roccoli)
    1. Then who the fuck are you?
  • Walking Dead Lobster (Gullah Gullah I Lied)
    1. You dumbass!

Rocko's Modern Life Edit

  • Dear John
    1. I don't know a hammer from a hemmeroid
  • I See London, I See France
    1. GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUS!
    2. NOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Trash-o-Matic
    1. Good as new
  • (unknown)
    1. (fight noises)

Rugrats Edit

  • Angelica Breaks a Leg
    1. 4 o clock in the morning

Samurai Jack Edit

Episode XI: Jack vs. the Scotsman - Link

  1. Ya look like me nanny!

Episode XLVIII: Jack vs. Aku' - Link

  1. EXTRA THICC!

Seth MacFarlane's Calvacade of Cartoon Comedy Edit

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die  - Link

  1. Aw, shit.

The Simpsons Edit

Bart vs. Australia

  1. I'll be damned
  2. You are gay (Uruguay) - Link

The Great Louse Detective

  1. Be cool. Don't stare at his famous wang.

Homer's Triple Bypass

  1. Now you've done it

Homer the Vigilante'

  1. Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!

Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie

  1. I REGRET NOTHING! - Link

The Joy of Sect

  1. Outta my way, jerkass!

Krusty Gets Kancelled

  1. What the hell was that? - Link

Mr. Plow

  1. It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography. - Link

The PTA Disbands

  1. Half-assed - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg Link

'Round Springfield - Link

  1. Ahh, crap!

A Star is Burns

  1. You insulted me. Now you are going to die.

A Tale Of Two Springfields (Deleted Scene)

  1. Shut the fuck up! Link

Wedding for Disaster'

  1. Bastard!

Sonic Boom Edit

  • Return to the Buddy-Buddy Temple of Doom
    1. Pingas

Sonic X Edit

Cracking Knuckles - Link

  1. SHUT UP!

South ParkEdit

  • Butterballs (Jackin' It in San Diego)
    1. Jackin' it
    2. Spankin' it
  • Canada on Strike (What, What In The Butt)
    1. Do it in the butt!
  • Cancelled
    1. Inside your rectum
    2. In your asshole
    3. Helen Hunt's ass!
  • Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Link
    1. Dildo
    2. Up your butt.
    3. Hat
  • Cash for Gold
    1. Kill yourself
  • Chocolate Salty Balls (album version) - Link
    1. You just burnt my balls!
    2. Suck on my chocolate salty balls
    3. Stick my balls in your mouth
    4. Dick (from stick)
    5. Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
    6. Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
  • The Death Camp of Tolerance
    1. Queer!
    2. Beaner!
    3. Kiss my black ass!
  • Douche and Turd - Link
    1. Bitch
  • D-Yikes! - Link
    1. Shut the FUCK up!
    2. Goddamnit!
    3. Stupid-ass men!
    4. All men care about is sex!
    5. DID I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, SUGAR TITS?
    6. Penises (x2)
    7. My penis never slips out of my pants
    8. Oh yeah, dude. Having Mexicans around totally kicks fuckin' ass
    9. They can all rot in hell
    10. They're goddamn, self-centered arrogant assholes is what they are
  • Eek, a Penis! - Link
    1. PENIS! (PAYNUSS!)
    2. Faggots! (often used as a singular, as "Faggot")
  • Fatbeard
    1. Goddamnit
  • Gay Fish
    1. The gayest of the gay fish!
  • Go God Go (Mrs. Garrison Teaches the Theory of Evolution / Retard Alert) - Link 1, Link 2
    1. Buttsex
    2. Babies
    3. Having buttsex
    4. A buncha bull crap!
    5. Uh oh, retard alert!
    6. Retard alert
  • Guitar Queer-O - Link
    1. You... are... FAGS!!!
  • Imaginationland
    1. Oh, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! - Link
    2. ALLAH! - Link
    3. Oh, FUCK NO!
    4. No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!
  • I'm Gonna Make Love To You, Woman - Link
    1. I'm gonna make love to you, woman
    2. By (used as "bye")
  • It's Christmas in Canada - Link
    1. Well, now you're gonna get it motherf*bleep*ker! That's right! You and me! Right now! We're having it out! Let's go! Come on! COME ON!
  • Jared Has Aides (City Wok) - Link
    1. Hello, City Wok, take order please. (sounds like "Shitty Wok" due to Tuong Lu Kim's strong Asian accent)
  • Le Petit Tourette - Link
    1. Cocksucker
    2. Faggot
    3. Shitballs
    4. Pussy asshole
    5. Dicktits
    6. Crap-filled vagina
    7. Piss in the ass
    8. Titty sprinkles
    9. Piss! (x5)
    10. Piss out my ass! (x2)
    11. Piss in the ass!
    12. Piss coming from my ass! (sometimes just "coming" on its own as "cumming")
    13. Sex with children
    14. Goddamn Jews!
    15. Oh God, I'm so turned on right now.
    16. ASS BARF!
    17. Kike
    18. I just peed my pants!
    19. Cock! (x5)
    20. CAWWK!
    21. Pussy
    22. Stupid shit (x2)
    23. Dumb shit
    24. Boner
    25. Ass (x3)
    26. Shithead
    27. Ass-licker dick-face
    28. Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat right over there.
    29. Asscheeks
    30. Dickhead
    31. Hey, I brought you some Wendy's.
    32. Donkey boner
  • Medicinal Fried Chicken - Link
    1. Don't fuck me
    2. Don't you ever try to fuck me.
  • Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - Link
    1. Stupid wop dago
  • My Future Self 'n Me - Link
    1. Go have sex with yourself, asshole!
    2. Doin' drugs
  • Over Logging - Link
    1. Bestiality
    2. Brazilian fart porn
  • PC Principal Final Justice
    1. Oh, hell, no! - Link
    2. I will bust yo fuckin' ass!
    3. I will bust yo fuckin' nose!
  • Pinewood Derby 
    1. Boner
    2. Well that sucks!
      • (Deleted Scene) - Link
        • Bitch (x2)
        • FUCK! (x2)
        • GODDAMMIT! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
        • We're gonna lose to those goddamn cocksuckers AGAIN!!!
        • Son of a FUCKING WHORE, COCK-SUCK ASSHOLE, FUCK!
        • Ass-licking barf, SHIT!
        • FUCKING ASS-WHORE, FUCK!
  • Poor and Stupid
    1. Aw, godddamnit, another Vagasil commercial?
    2. Vaginal odors
    3. Fucking gross!
    4. All those ladies have stinky vaginas
    5. Goddamnit
    6. Your wife is on the phone and, uh, she just got raped
    7. Yeah she got...she got raped a lot, you gotta go talk to her.
    8. Aw, fuck my ass! (was formerly used with a beep until Rockorange unearthed the uncensored in 2017)
    9. I might as well kill myself
    10. Developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean
    11. Ah, donkey balls.
    12. Of all the idiotic, dumb ways I've seen children injure themselves, yours takes the retard cake.
    13. High on Vagisil
    14. No way, this is so tits!
    15. You dumb bitch
    16. President Obama's pissing me off
    17. What the fuck is up with that? That's fucking gay! And he's fucking gay as hell!
    18. Obama's fucking gay.
    19. He's fucking gay as hell
    20. Pisses me off
    21. We're about as poor and stupid as it fuckin' comes
    22. Obama's gay as hell
    23. Her smile lights up the room. Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
    24. THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
    25. Fuck you, Danica Patrick!
    26. Oh, son of a bitch!
    27. That pisses me off
    28. That's fuckin' gay as hell
    29. Ain't that just gay as hell
    30. You dumb bitch! (Butters) this bitch is trying to wreck my car
    31. !I know! That pisses me off! That's fucking gay
    32. Fuckin' gay as hell
    33. Aw, fuck my ass agin!
    34. [yell]
  • Prostitute Song - Link
    1. Prostitute (x3)
  • The Return of Chef - Link
    1. Have sex with children
  • The Ring (Jonas Brothers songs) - Link
    1. Bay-BAY
  • Sarcastaball
    1. This is cum.
  • Sponsored Content - Link
    1. Yeah, I bet now we can get a lot more puss!
    2. Just wanna crush puss
  • The Ungroundable- Link
    1. Gay
    2. Freaking retarded
    3. Boner
  • With Apologies to Jesse Jackson (Randy on Wheel of Fortune) - Link
    1. Niggers!
  • (unknown)
    1. Shitty

Space Ghost Coast to Coast Edit

Mayonnaise

  1. Oh man.....we're SCREWED!

Untitled'

  1. When the earth cools

SpongeBob SquarePantsEdit

  • Band Geeks
    1. A one ... A two ... A Skiddly Diddly Doo
  • The Best Day Ever
    1. You're on the VIP list
  • The Bully - Link
    1. Now
    2. Diarrhea
  • Can You Spare a Dime? - Link
    1. Not
  • Chocolate with Nuts
    1. You just can't wait for me to DIE, can you?
    2. Back up Jack!
    3. Nice place you got here!
  • Grandma's Kisses - Link
    1. Have I ever NOT been right?
  • Idiot Box
    1. (police sirens)
  • I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Link
    1. Touch
  • Krab-Borg - Link
    1. Arr
  • Krabby Land
    1. Money
  • Krusty Krab Training Video - Link
    1. Haha...WRONG!
  • Mid-Life Crustacean
    1. Get offa me!
  • My Pretty Seahorse - Link
    1. Just get outta here you stupid dumb animal!
  • Nasty Patty
    1. Killed him
  • Party Pooper Pants (Underwater Sun) - Link
    1. Come with me to
  • Pizza Delivery - Link
    1. Without
  • Prehibernation week - Link
    1. No you ain't!
    2. This is a load of (barnacles)
  • Sailor Mouth - Link
    1. Tell me
    2. Good
  • SpongeGuard on Duty
    1. White stuff
  • Squidville
    1. Four-way (x3)
    2. Three-way
  • Squilliam Returns
    1. I can't do it
  • Survival of the Idiots - Link
    1. White
  • Tea at the Treedome - Link
    1. I NEEEED

Street Fighter Edit

The Medium is the Message - Link

  1. YES! YES!

Stressed Eric Edit

Sex - Link

  1. Thank you for my orgasm. (x2)
  2. And thank you for my other orgasm. (x2)
  3. And thank you for my - oh, it appears we haven't got time to go through them all.
  4. Sex

Strong Bad Email Edit

do over - Link

  1. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

sbemail_22 - Link

  1. Bollocks

Superfuckers Edit

Burger Brothers- Link

  1. You a shitty fucking friend, you know that bitch
  2. Now I've got a hug hard on

The Greatest Story Ever Told - Link

  1. Oh my goddamn god
  2. Boner

The Hero's Destiny - Link

  1. Holy human shit!

Sweet Baby Jesus

  1. Kah-loset friend

Sweet Mystery - Link

  1. Hello, bitches!

Super Mario WorldEdit

Mama Luigi - Link

  1. HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!

SupernewsEdit

Master Debaters: Marijuana vs. Crystal Meth - Link

  1. Marijuana
  2. Crystal meth
  3. Drugs
  4. Don't you wanna have sex with strangers?

Teen Titans Go Edit

  • Smile Bones
    1. Six-pack

Warner Bros. Cartoons Edit

  • Sound effects library
    1. AAAAAAHH!!! - Link

What a Cartoon Edit

Tales of Worm Paranoia'

  1. Gotta get that excercise
  2. DON'T TOUCH ME! Can't you see my SOUL is on FIIIIIIYAAAAAH?
  3. Oh, not much

Whatever Happened to Robot Jones (pilot)'

  1. You messed with the wrong human THIS time, buddy.

Live-Action TV ShowsEdit

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Edit

  1. Small dick

30 Rock Edit

Game Over - Link

  • Sex dungeon

ABC News Edit

  • Jessi Slaughter - Link
    1. Death Threats

The Armando Iannucci Shows Edit

Coma - Link

  1. Wake. The fuck. Up.

BattleBots Edit

Link

  1. My nuts are stainless

Behind the Music Edit

Dr. Dre - Link

  1. Full blown AIDS

The Big Bang Theory Edit

The Veracity Elasticity - Link

  1. Sex dungeon

The Bachelor Party Corrosion

  1. Sex dungeon

Blue's Clues Edit

The Grow Show - Link

  1. Oh yeah! (X2)

Brass Eye Edit

Animals - Link

  1. Twat
  2. Fucknut
  3. Arsecandle

Breaking Bad Edit

Cat's in the Bag... - Link

  1. What up, biatch!

Gray Matter - Link

  1. Pussy

Peekaboo - Link

  1. WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH!

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe Edit

S201 - Link

  1. FUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF!

S202

  1. Fuck off

Curb Your Enthusiasm Edit

The Baptism- Link (last one in the video)

  1. Go fuck yourself

Deadwood Edit

Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To

  1. Cocksucker
  2. Shut the FUCK up!

Dexter Edit

Born Free - Link

  1. Surprise, motherfucker!

The Early Show Edit

  • Blackout in a Can -Link
  1. Liquid cocaine

The Electric Company Edit

  • Happy Birthday, Mrs. Jones
  1. Different

Entourage Edit

Manic Monday

  1. GET. THE FUCK. OUT! - Link

The Eric Andre Show Edit

Jillian Michaels Interview - Link

  1. Get these niggers out of my GAME.

Father Ted Edit

  • A Christmassy Ted - Link
    1. Big hairy aaass

Fox News Edit

Shepard Smith Blooper - Link

  1. (A) blowjob

Fraiser Edit

Can't Buy Me Love

  1. Drop your pants and bend over, I take-a your temperture.

Space Quest

  1. Ohh, what fresh hell is this?

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Edit

theme - Link

  1. B-ball

Fur TV Edit

Intro

  1. Sexually explicit nature

How to Cook Shit With Mervin - Link

  1. How to cook shit!
  2. Buuurp
  3. What the fuck is that?
  4. Fuckin'
  5. You little tit biscuit
  6. Piss (x2)
  7. FUCK IT, THIS IS PISS!
  8. Cock
  9. COCK MUNCH!
  10. It's a shit
  11. IT'S A SHIT
  12. YOU JUST FUCKED UP
  13. BUTTWIPE
  14. FUCKIN'
  15. No! It's (insert)

Safe Sex PSA - Link

  1. (scream)

George Lopez Edit

  • George joins the Neighborhood what-cha and raises the vigil-ante
    1. We just found out there's a molester in the neighborhood and we're gonna scare him outta here. You want in?

Hardcore Pawn Edit

  • Customer Disrespects Ashley - Link
    1. That's my bitch
    2. We're gonna kick his ass

Hell's Kitchen Edit

Giovanni Dickface - Link

  1. I don't give a fuck
  2. Dickface! (x2)

Where's the Lamb Sauce - Link

  1. Where's the lamb SAUCE? (x2)
  2. There's just NOTHING coming together!
  3. Oh fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fuckin' Yankee Dankee Doodle shite!

(unknown) - Link

  1. Listen, listen, listen, listen! Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!
  2. You're a first-class cunt!

How I Met Your Mother Edit

  • Aldrin Justice - Link
    1. That's a penis!
  • Architect of Destruction
    1. You have a small penis

iCarly Edit

iRocked the Vote - Link

  1. Hobknocker

iSpace Out

  1. Dun-dun-dun!

The Inbetweeners Edit

The Duke of Edinburg Awards

  1. Cum

First Day - Link

  1. I'll rip your fucking throat out

Will is Home Alone - Link

  1. What. THE FUCK. Are you doing?

The IT Crowd Edit

Tramps Like Us - Link

  1. Fuck off!

Jeopardy Edit

60s/80s Think theme - Link

  1. (think theme)

2/22/2018

  1. Fred's lube

Kenny vs. Spenny Edit

Who Can Commit the Most Crime? - Link

  1. Now I wanna rape a man
  2. Let's do some man rape

The Late Show with David Letterman Edit

  • Donald Trump Attacks O'Donnell - Link
    1. Rosie O'Donnell

Lazy Town Edit

  • Robbie's Dream Team - Link
    1. Here's the deal

Mad TV Edit

John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper - link

  1. Go f[bleep] yourself!
  2. F[bleep]in' bulls[bleep]t!
  3. I'm gonna kick him in da ASS!

That's My White Mama - Link

  1. Don't make me break my foot up in yo ass!

MasterChef Edit

Link

  1. Masturbate

Mock the Week Edit

Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Link

  1. Where the fuck have you been?

Monty Python's Flying Circus Edit

  • Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular
  1. Different
  • Wither, Canada?
  1. It

NASCAR Edit

Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. That's fucking bullshit
  3. Asshole

The Office (US) Edit

Did I Stutter? - Link

  1. Did I STUTTER?

Frame Toby - Link

  1. NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
  2. No!

Peep Show Edit

Nether Zone

  1. UGGGGH! I'M SO SCREWED, SO UTTERLY UTTERLY SCREWED!

Penn and Teller: Bullshit Edit

'Abstinence

  1. Fuck you in the neck

Eat This! - Link

  1. You need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP! - Link
  2. Racist

Ground Zero - Link

  1. Eat this mother FUCKERS!
  2. Assholes
  3. Fuck you!

Manners - Link

  1. Bitch!

Sleep Inc.

  1. And Jesus motherfucking Christ!

(unknown)

  1. Goddamn motherfucking

The People V.S OJ Simpson Edit

  • Episode 5
    1. Nigga Please!

Pitchmen Edit

Billy Mays Blooper - Link

  1. You shittin' me?

The Price is Right Edit

Losing horn - Link

  1. (Losing horn sound)

Saturday Night Live Edit

  • Matt Foley - Link
    • Doobies
    • In a van down by the river
  • CNN Election Center Cold Open - Link
    • I have a great big huge dick
  • The Herihley Boy Housesitting Service
    1. Sweet mother of GOD, WHAT IS THE HOLD UP?
  • 5/2/2015
    • Papa John's
    • On her
    • Body
  • Weekend Update: Stefon's Tips for the Spring
    1. Your mother and I are separating

Sesame Street Edit

(I Can't Get No) Co-operation - Link

  1. Hope
  2. Fit

Stranger Things Edit

Chapter Eight: The Bathtub - Link

  1. Shit!(x7)
  2. (scream)

Strutter Edit

  1. Cocksuckers
  2. Fucking

Tales from the Crypt Edit

  • Split Personality - Link
    1. What the fuck is this piece of shit?
  • The Third Pig
    1. Hooray, hooray, at last I can cheer! The freaking police are finally here!

That 70s Show Edit

Red's Last Day - Link

  1. You're a dumbass

Red's New Job - Link

  1. Dumbass (x2)

Reefer Madness

  1. Dumbass! - Link

To Catch a Predator Edit

Cleanest, Best Pleasure - Link

  1. In your mouth

(unknown) - Link

  1. A latino man
  2. Horny
  3. Sexually
  4. Genitals
  5. Rape
  6. Sex

The Tracy Ullman Show Edit

  • The Simpsons: Family Portrait - Link
    1. Here we go

TruTv / The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest Edit

  • World's Dumbest Animal Encounters
    1. Get the hell out of there!
  • World's Dumbest Criminals 17
    1. Skunk
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 4
    1. Vast quantities of alcohol
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 7
    1. Impromptu strip show
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 11 - Link
    • Oh God! I hate it when the sober friend shows up to make sure no one can have any fun!
    • Gotta fix the girls, make sure they look good, you know?
    • Tragically, this girl's uh, top stays on.
    • Which is very, very unfortunate!
    • That's right, work it! Yeah, shake your money maker!
    • The woman is actually shaking fat in her legs? That makes it less sexy.
  • World's Dumbest Partiers 20
    1. To show off your boobs
    2. To cover up your (unconscious) titties
    3. Is one of the sluttiest
  • World's Dumbest Performers 2 - Link
    1. Adult entertainment
    2. Sexual position
    3. Doggie style
    4. Tim Patch is known to the art world as "Prickasso"
    5. Yeah, this is a sexy painting isn't it?
    6. Penis painting
    7. A male only striptease class
    8. Was this done with someone's penis
  • World's Dumbest Performers 6 - Link
    1. Booties?
    2. I'm trapped ... TRAPPED ... Blast it!
    3. Reservoir tip
  • World's Dumbest Performers 7 - Link
    1. Girl, go on, break it down!
    2. Sexually assault
    3. How was it, sexy?
    4. I am hungry for boobs!
    5. Satanic
    6. Porn flick
    7. Let's reset out boners back to one.
  • World's Dumbest Performers 16 - Link
    1. Well, I guess someone wasn't an idiot for bringing their scuba gear after all! Huh?
    2. A career in prostitution
  • World's Smartest Inventions 13 - Link
    1. Condoms in your boobs

Two and a Half Men Edit

  • Ergo the Booty Call
    1. The little blue pills with the "V" on them
  • It was 'Mame', Mom - Link
    1. Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?
  • Welcome Home Jake - Link
    1. Kinky Sex

Vanguard Edit

  • Missionaries of Hate (EAT DA POO POO) - Link
  1. Sodomy
  2. Homosexuality
  3. A man's anus
  4. Fisting
  5. Poo poo (x2)
  6. Eat da poo poo
  7. It is so painful they have to take rugs
  8. They enjoy it
  9. Having sucked the other persons rectum
  10. DEEEEPAH

Viva la Bam Edit

  • Bamiature Golf
  1. FOUR AND A HALF HOURS

The Whitest Kids U' Know Edit

The Boner Song - Link

    1. Boner

Butterbar- Link

  1. Oh hell no

Cumfetti - Link

  1. No I don't
  2. My dick
  3. Why is confetti coming out of my dick?
  4. Cancer
  5. I'm about to splooge!
  6. (Masturbation noises)
  7. (News headline music)
  8. You got some masturbating to do!

Dear Black People (whitestkids.com version) - Link

  1. Shut the fuck up!

Gandalf - Link

  1. RAPE HIM!
  2. I fucking hate you! (x2)
  3. Why the fuck?
  4. Everybody, shut the fuck up!
  5. Asshole!
  6. That hurts!
  7. Cut the shit, you old fruit.
  8. God damn
  9. What the fuck?

Get a New Daddy - Link

    1. Play with your sack

Grapist - Link

  1. Open wide, kids! Cause I'm gonna (g)rape you in the mouth!
  2. (G)rapist(x2)
  3. (G)rapes the kids
  4. Rape scenario

Great Grandmas - Link

  1. Porn

Halloween- Link

  1. Shit
  2. Suck my dick
  3. Fuck you
  4. You better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass
  5. Fuckin'
  6. Pussy
  7. What the fuck for you fucking bitch
  8. Buttfuckers

Insult Restaurant - Link

  1. Blow each other
  2. Pussies
  3. Pussy
  4. Wash your filthy pussies
  5. I'll get a beer
  6. Faggots
  7. You guys are faggots
  8. Shut up
  9. Shut up and get it yourselves

Pussy Restaurant - Link

  1. Fuck you
  2. Big fuckin' pussy

Timmy Poops His Pants - Link

  1. That's fucking disgusting!
  2. Wash your goddamn hand
  3. Grab poop out of your butt
  4. Oh, shit
  5. I got my poop 'em my face

Walt Whitman - Link

  1. It tasted like salt
  2. My wiener
  3. My dick
  4. I want to stick my dick in boobs
  5. In my hands
  6. In my mouth

We Live in Garbage - Link

  1. Motherfucker
  2. Fuck
  3. Fuck face
  4. My ejaculate
  5. Homeless ejaculate
  6. Condoms

What Really Happened to Abe Lincoln - Link

  1. Shiiiiiiit!
  2. Oh, no
  3. Suck my (presidential) cock, bitch!
  4. You fatass piece of shit!
  5. Oh, now you fucked up!
  6. Now you had fucked up
  7. Who said that? Which one of you dead motherfuckers just said that shit?
  8. You shut the fuck up

Workaholics Edit

  • 'Real Time - Link
    1. Tampons

WWE Edit

August 12, 2002 Brock Lesnar promo - Link

  1. Shut up, bitch!

March 12, 2012 promo - Link

  1. Cleveland steamer

February 11, 2002 - Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's wedding - Link

  1. A no good lying bitch!

November 11, 1999 - Big Boss Man interrupts the funeral of Big Show's father - Link

  1. What in the hell is that?
  2. No you don't you son of a bitch!
  3. Hell no!

De-Generation X Apology Speech - [6]

  1. Damn
  2. Bitch
  3. Fuck
  4. Goddamn
  5. Jesus Christ
  6. Faggot
  7. Dick
  8. Aw, shit!
  9. Watch your fucking mouth!
  10. Fuck me.
  11. Goddamnit!....fuck.
  12. Oh
  13. I was UP. ALL. NIGHT!

Iron Sheik 2007 Shoot Interview' - Link

  1. FAAAAHKIN BULLSHIT!
  2. Whore
  3. Cocksucking piece of shit
  4. Fuck you (x2)
  5. Son of a bitch
  6. Fucked your ass
  7. Fuck your ass
  8. I'm gonna fuck your mother
  9. I'm gonna fuck your sister
  10. Motherfucking piece of shit

'(unknown promo probably from 90s)' - [7]

  1. That's a bunch of bullshit!

Movies Edit

2001: A Space Odyssey Edit

  1. I am a HAL 9000 computer

300 Edit

  1. THIS! IS! SPARTA! - Link

The AbyssEdit

  1. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Edit

  1. Your balls are showing. - Link

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Edit

  1. Big ol' behind - Link
  2. Go fuck yourself - Link
  3. You are a smelly pirate hooker
  4. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
  5. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island
  6. Damn it!
  7. Barbecue sauce

Anger Managment Edit

  1. Move your ass dipshit! - Link

The Animal Edit

  1. I'm from the free press. What's up my butt?

The Aristocats Edit

  1. Everybody wants to be a (cat) - Link

ATHF: Movie Film for Theaters Edit

  1. Up your butt!
  2. I will bite your torso and give you a disease

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Edit

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Austin Powers in Goldmember Edit

  1. How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard? - Link

Back to the FutureEdit

  1. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bastard!!!

Bad Boys Edit

  1. Freeze bitch!
  2. You freeze, BITCH!
  3. Oh, shit! I'm fucked.

Beavis and Butthead Do America Edit

  1. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before

Bee Movie Edit

  1. Drag queen

The Benchwarmers Edit

  1. Later, fartface!

Big Daddy Edit

  1. They're gay, that's what gay guys do.

Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows Edit

  1. THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! - Link

Borat Edit

  1. Number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan

Born on the Fourth of July Edit

  1. Penis (x3)
  2. Big fucking erect penis - Link

The Breakfast Club Edit

  1. You are a bitch! - Link

Bronson Edit

Link

  1. Shut your fucking mouth!
  2. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT!
  3. Shut it!

Caddyshack Edit

  1. I feel like a hundred dollars
  2. Hey, you two should get a room!

Cars Edit

  1. Boy, you are in a heap of trouble!

Cobb Edit

  1. [Mother]fucker

Coming to America Edit

  1. You dumb fuck! - Link

Deadfall Edit

Link

  1. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  2. Fucking
  3. Jack shit
  4. HI-FUCKING-YA!

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Edit

  1. Those motherfuckers! - Link

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Edit

  1. I think my testicles are dropping

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Edit

  1. Please man, I'll suck your dick! -Link

Eight Crazy NightsEdit

Technical Foul - Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. Wash my ass

The Exorcist Edit

  1. Grass

Falling Down Edit

Link

  1. What is THIS doing in there? FAGGOT SHIT.
  2. NOOOOOOOO! (smash)

Farce of the Penguins Edit

Link

  1. Penis
  2. Fuck you!
  3. FUUUCK YOOOU!
  4. I'm freezing my nuts off!
  5. My nuts! (x2)
  6. No, fuck you you old nutless motherfuck!
  7. You don't have nuts!
  8. On his ass!
  9. Your nuts!
  10. Nuts
  11. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
  12. You son of a bitch
  13. (Grunt of pain)

Fear of a Black Hat Edit

  1. Yo bitch - Link

Freddy Got Fingered Edit

Deleted scenes

  1. Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy!

Friday Edit

  1. I was just bullshitting - Link
  2. What kinda shit is that? - Link
  3. DAMMMMNNNN! - Link
  4. You got knocked the fuck out man! - Link
  5. Sit yo ass DOWN. - Link

Frozen Edit

For the First Time in Forever

  1. Balls

Full Metal Jacket Edit

  1. I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you
  2. Were you about to call me an asshole!? - Link
  3. Holy jesus? - Link
  4. What the fuck is that? - Link
  5. Who the fuck said that?
  6. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? - Link
  7. I'm gonna rip your balls off! - Linnk
  8. [Private Pyle], whatever you do don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!

Gangsta Rap: The Glockumentary Edit

NiggaNiggaNigga - Link

  1. I'm one hundred percent nigga
  2. I'm TWO hundered percent nigga!
  3. Beer
  4. Malt liquor
  5. Chicken
  6. Hoes
  7. Bitches
  8. 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!
  9. Our dicks is bigga
  10. N... I-G-G-A!
  11. My dog
  12. Them hoes IS bitches

Get Him to the Greek Edit

Fuck Your Shit Up - Link

  1. Gonna fuck your shit (x2)
  2. Gonna fuck your shit up
  3. Gonna knock your bitch
  4. Gonna bang your bitch
  5. Gonna knock your bitch up

The Glimmer Man Edit

  1. Your ugly white ass

Gone With the Wind Edit

  1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Link

GoodfellasEdit

  1. The fuck is the matter with you? - Link

The Graduate Edit

  1. (scream)

The Great White Hype Edit

  1. Damn, daaaaaammmnnn! - Link

Grown Ups Edit

  1. Wasted every single day of my life - Link

Happy GillmoreEdit

  1. The price is wrong, bitch. - Link

Harlan Ellison: Dreams with Sharp Teeth Edit

Link

  1. Fuck no!

Home AloneEdit

  1. (disorted screaming) - Link

Hot Fuzz Edit

  1. Yeah, motherfucker - Link

House Party Edit

Jail Rap - Link

  1. Suck my dick!
  2. I'll kick your fuckin' ass!

Idiocracy Edit

  1. There's that fag talk we talked about

In Cold Blood Edit

  1. Bullshit

Inglourious Basterds Edit

  1. Nazis

Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackEdit

Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. You gotta take a shit
  3. You dumb fuck!

The Kentucky Fried Movie Edit

Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker - Link

  1. Niggers!

Kindergarten Cop Edit

  1. SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! - Link

The Ladies Man Edit

  1. It is the fault of the wang

Lenoard Cohen: I'm Your Man Edit

The Future (Teddy Thompson's Leonard Cohen cover) - Link

  1. Anal sex

The Lion KingEdit

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Edit

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! - Link

Mean Girls Edit

  • In girl world, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it. The hardcore girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears. - Link

Mississipi Burning Edit

  1. Nigger lovin' Jew boy - Link

Movie 43 Edit

  1. How long is your dick? - Link
  2. I don't know coach.
  3. A foot and a half
  4. Their arm ain't even that long!
  5. A big pair of black fucking nuts, hanging on your forehead

Nacho Libre Edit

  1. Diarrhea - Link

Natural Born Killers Edit

  1. Fuck you!

Neighbors Edit

Delta Psi's Epic Party Moments - Link

  1. Motherfuckin'

So Long Neighbor. - Link

  1. Well play motherfuckers.

The New York Hardcore Chronicles Edit

10 Questions w/ Ron Rancid (The Nilhilistics) - Link

  1. You guys are so fucking hardcore
  2. Bullshit
  3. Take that to the fucking bank

The Nightmare Before Christmas Edit

  1. What's this?

The Paper Edit

  1. Go...FUCK yourself! - Link

Planet of the Apes Edit

  1. Ah, Damn you! God damn you all to hell. - Link
  2. You damn, dirty (insert)

Pulp FictionEdit

  1. Shut the fuck up! - Link
  2. Hamburgers - Link
  3. Get the fuck out my face with that shit! - Link
  4. Niggers (from dead nigger storage) - Link

Punch Drunk Love Edit

  1. Go fuck yourself - Link

The Ref Edit

  1. Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? - Link

Rise of the Planet of the ApesEdit

  1. NO!!!

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling Edit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuF9aZxoipE Link

  1. Poisoning

The Room Edit

  1. Fucking

Sausage Party Edit

Red band trailer #1 - Link

  1. Jesus fuck!
  2. For the love of shit!

Red band trailer #2 - Link

  1. You fuckin' whore!

Se7en Edit

  1. NO!

Scary Movie Edit

  1. Run bitch! Ruuuun! - Link

Shine Box Edit

  1. Go home and get your fuckin' - Link
  2. Motherfuckin' mutt!
  3. You fuckin' piece of shit!

Shrek Edit

  1. You dense, irrating, miniature beast of burden
  2. Oh, for the love of Pete!
  3. Stubborn jackass!

'DVD Menu -Link

  1. WHAT are you doing in my swamp?

Shrek 2Edit

  1. And well, now, we're sexy! - Link
  2. Uno, dos, cuatro!

Silver Streak Edit

Link

  1. You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard!

The Simpsons Movie Edit

  1. PENIS! - Link
  2. Generations of inbreeding

Snakes on a Plane Edit

  1. Motherfucking (x2) - Link

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut Edit

  1. Dammit! - Link 1 Link Link
  2. Little boy, you're going to Hell!
  3. Oh, you shit-faced cockmaster!
  4. What the heck is a rimjob?
  5. A complete retard
  6. You fucking Jew
  7. Fuck
  8. The Iranian gynecologist
  9. You fucking fatass
  10. How would you like to suck my balls? (x2, second being through megaphone)
  11. ...Holy shit, dude.
  12. What's the big fucking deal, bitch?
  13. Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker
  14. Lick your ass
  15. Fuck you guys
  16. Fuck my ass and call me a bitch
  17. Horse fucker
  18. Big floppy donkey dick

Spaceballs Edit

  1. Assholes - Link

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Edit

  1. Where am I, in Crazytown? - Link

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Edit

Squeeze Me - Link

  1. Squeeze me

Stand by Me Edit

  1. Lardass - Link

Star Trek: First Contact Edit

Link

  1. NO!

Star WarsEdit

Episode III: Revenge of The Sith -Link

  1. Noooooooooooooo!

Step BrothersEdit

  1. Fuck you [Dale]! Fuck you! - Link
  2. Holy Santa Claus shit. - [8]
  3. You fucking crazy man. YOU. SOUND. INSANE, do you realize that? You should be medicated. - Link
  4. THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON! In the galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK! - Link

The Sting Edit

  1. Goddamn nigger lover! - Link

Straight Outta Compton Edit

  1. Jesus Christ, man!
  2. You think I give a fuck about these fucking records?
  3. Jew-bashing bullshit?
  4. Ignorant fuck
  5. I don't understand why the fuck you're not more angry about this!
  6. What the fuck we can play
  7. What the fuck we can say

Superbad Edit

  1. Fuck my life - Link

Superman Returns Edit

  1. NO! Not that.- Link
  2. WRONG!

Team America: World PoliceEdit

Everyone Has AIDS - Link

  1. AIDS (x2)

America, Fuck Yeah!

  1. Fuck yeah!

Ted Edit

Ted is Alive - Link

  1. Jesus H fuck!

The Thunder Song - Link

  1. You can suck my dick!

Ted 2 Edit

  1. What the fuck did you just call me?!- Link
  2. Shut the fuck up!
  3. You shut the fuck up!

There's Something About Mary Edit

  1. Step into my office cause you're fucking fired

This is the End Edit

  1. I'm gonna tittyfuck you
  2. DON'T TITTYFUCK ME!

Toy Story Edit

  1. (Laughing) - Link

Tropic ThunderEdit

  1. I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Link
  2. FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
  3. Motherfucker!
  4. I will massacre you!
  5. Big ass titties!

Waiting Edit

  1. Shut the fuck up! - Link
  2. Fucking psycho-babble bullshit asshole!

Welcome to the Dollhouse Edit

  1. Fuck this shit

The Wesley Willis Experience: A Documentery Edit

Link

  1. Get the fuck away from me

When Harry Met Sally Edit

  1. Orgasm - Link

Zack and Miri Make a Porno Edit

  1. Make a porno
  2. Porno
  3. There's poo in there.
  4. Cum shot.

Radio ShowsEdit

The Dennis Miller Show Edit

  • Fat fuck

The Dog HouseEdit

  • Fence Prank Call - Link(original is not on YouTube, link is to a SSBB recreation)
    1. NO! (x40)
    2. OH, HELL NO!
  • Newspaper Prank Call - Link
    1. Yeah, *beep* you, you bring my *beep*in' paper
    2. Do you want me kick your ass?
    3. You dumb *beep*.
    4. I'm gonna kick some ass
  • Pool Prank Call -Link
    1. Don't tell me to shut up!
    2. I don't know what the hell you're talking about
    3. I found a dead horse.
    4. You son of a bitch!
    5. (siren)

Kevin and BeanEdit

  • Hey There, Vagina - Link
    1. Hey there, vagina

The Red Bar Radio ShowEdit

  • Niggerz Bop - Link
    1. Niggers

Tom Leykis Edit

  1. You filthy bitch
  2. Skanky bitch

The MJ Morning Show (Crotchety Prank Calls/Milton Fludgecow)Edit

Link]
    1. Greasemonkey

Stand up Comedy Edit

Bo Burnham Edit

  • Kill Yourself - Link
    • Kill yourself (x2)

Chris Rock Edit

  • Tossed Salad Man - Link
    1. Oral sex
    2. Toss my salad
    3. Fucked up!
  • Black people versus Niggas - Link
    1. Niggers
    2. Keeping it real
    3. Mothafucka
    4. Damn

Dane Cook Edit

  • Head - Harmful if Swallowed - Link
    1. My dick feels like corn
  • The Friend Nobody Likes - Link
    1. Bag of douche!
  • Car Accident - Link
    1. Check out this motherfucker! (x2)

Dave Chappelle Edit

  • Men and Woman Psychology - Link
    1. Gotcha, bitch!
  • Sesame Street - Link
    1. Bitch I live in a fucking trash can!
    2. I'm the poorest mother fucker

Eddie Griffin Edit

  • Jerkin' Off - Link
    1. Jackin' off (x3)

Eddie Murphy Edit

  • Delirious - Link
    1. It's my house, if you don't like it, get the fuck out

Gilbert Gottfried Edit

  • Dead Hooker, Cocksucker, Armless & Leggless - Link
    1. Could you please give me a blowjob?
    2. How should I know? You're the cocksucker!
    3. Dead hooker
    4. Whore house
    5. You're fucked now!
    6. I've never been fucked

Henry Rollins Edit

  • Angriest Rant - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7MrnhRMGY
    1. ahhhhm I fucking hate Yankees, ohahahahahoho
    2. FUCKING I DON'T CARE, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go
    3. [yell]
    4. Forcing me to be an asshole beyond measure
    5. GAAAAH! YOU FUCKING...BOVINE...PIGWHORE!
    6. OH GOD, don't you ever get it though your fucking brain?...you FUCKING...UGLY...FAT..BITCH!
    7. How the fuck
    8. Your fat bovine and throw it in front of the front wheel so it can go no further? How the fuck am I going to miss my flight then? Your fucking purpose on the planet is to get me my broading pass and my ticket NOOOW!

Jeff Dunham Edit

Arguing with Myself'

    1. Bastard
    2. Crack
    3. Oh shit.
    4. Cracker
    5. Drinkin' beeeeerr!
    6. GET. OFF.
    7. Oral sex
    8. SOMEONE KILL ME, PLEASE.
    9. The fuck is that?

Louis CK Edit

Oh My God (Driving bit) - Link

    1. Worthless piece of shit

Youtube Channels Edit

Comedy Edit

AlienMyth64 Edit

  • Squidward's House: Sponge Out of Water RANT AND REVIEW - Link
    1. Ghetto

The Amazing Racist Edit

  • The Amazing Racist on African Americans - Link
    1. You need to take that shit and get your ass up on out of here!

 Animeme Edit

  • Baby Godfather
    1. Who the fuck
    2. Son of a bitch
  • Baby Godfather 2
    1. Fat (purple) fuck
    2. Motherfucker
    3. He's dead
    4. Balls
  • Philosoraptor
    1. Blowjob
  • Philosoraptor 2
    1. Private parts
    2. Prostitute
  • Philosoraptor 3
    1. Child molester
  • Awesome Penguin
    1. Erection
    2. Virginity
  • Anti-Joke Chicken 2
    1. AIDS
  • Pick Up Line Panda
    1. Show me your tits!
  • Pick Up Line Panda
    1. My penis
  • ANIMEME 18 - BIRDS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
    1. Shut the FUCK up!
    2. Get laid
  • ANIMEME 19 - MTV
    1. Suck dick for crack

Annoying Orange Edit

  •  Annoying Orange vs. FRED
  1. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding.
  • Marshmallow's Missing (feat. Mikey Bolts) - Link
    1. Gender
  • TV of TERROR!!!
    1. Oh, no, I'm NAKED!

asathecomic Edit

  • Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Seconds!! (SPOOF) - Link
    1. Punkass motherfucker, who believes that shit? Broke ass motherfucker, cocaine with baking soda smoking bitchass!
  • Ding Fries Are Done (Ghetto Version) - Link
    1. Motherf*beep* this job (x2)

BigBrudda Edit

  • F*ck McJuggerNuggets - Link
    1. God Dammit!

TheCaveManEngi Edit

  • 'Xbox Live conversation he recorded specifically for edit use - [9]
    1. Bitch
    2. Dick
    3. Floppy donkey dick
    4. MMMM-UH, FLOPPY DONKEY DICK
    5. Fuck you
    6. Penis
    7. (eating noises)

College Humor Edit

  • Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer - Link
    1. A pedophile
  • Gilbert Gottfried Reads 50 Shades of Grey - Link
    1. HOLY FUCK, is this wrong. But holy hell...is it erotic.
    2. Clitoris
    3. Fisting
    4. Ass
  • Everyone is an Asshole - Link
    1. Assholes
  • Hardly Working: Insulting My Boss with a Punk Rock Video - Link
    1. 9/11

CopperCab Edit

  • ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST! - Link
    1. A fat white guy
    2. You know
    3. A piece of fried chicken and some watermelon
    4. I'm black for a day
    5. NOOO!
    6. Hey little man
    7. BULLSHIT!
  • GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! - Link
    1. Christian

Crank Lucas Edit

  • BET CENSORS BE LIKE - Link
    1. Fuckboy

Daneboe Edit

  • Scary Faces: End Game
    1. Suck on this! - Link

David Spates Edit

  • Crackhead Thief #2 - Link
    1. What the helll?

dcigs Edit

  • BLACK MAN ANGRY AT KFC @siggas - Link
    1. Lick one of your titties
    2. Bitch!
  • BLACK MAN ANGRY AT CHIC-FIL-A - Link
    1. Goddamn
    2. White
    3. Big breast
    4. 12 inches
    5. What the hell?
    6. Balls
    7. Tranny
    8. Gay people

Derrick Comedy Edit

  • National Spelling Bee - Link
    1. Nigger
    2. And a latest date is, faggot
    3. Nigger faggot
    4. Nigga faggot!

DominicFear Edit

  • The Lazer Collection 2 - Link
    1. How the hell did you get in my house?
  • The Lazer Collection 3 - Link
    1. Delicious
  • The Lazer Collection 5 - Link
    1. OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Don Hertzfeldt Edit

  • Rejected - Link
    1. My anus is bleeding!
  • Everything Will Be OK - Link
    1. (Bill) picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours.

Egoraptor Edit

  • PokeAwesome: Just a Pokemon Battle - Link
    1. OH GOD, my FUCKING knee!
    2. CHRIST!
    3. (Vomiting)
    4. Ow (x2)
    5. You asshole!
    6. You fucking assholes!
    7. Dude, come on man! Ffffffuck!
    8. Stupid evoled... Prick!
    9. What do you even do? You're just a plant!
    10. Shut up, man.
    11. Dammit!
    12. Oh, man! (x2)
    13. Shit!
    14. Fucking
    15. Ah, fuck.
    16. Yeah, okay. Thanks!
    17. You suck!
    18. Fuck you, you dumbass!
    19. You prick
  • Awesome Man - Link
    1. PENIS!
    2. Oh, yeah, shit just got real!
  • Blanka Makes Pound Cake - Link
    1. A pound cake
  • Metal Gear Awesome 2 - Link
    1. What the fuck?!
  • The Lengend of AAwesome - Link
    1. (That's) fan-fucking-tastic!

EmptyHero Edit

  • Very Special Episodes of Doug and Flapjack - Link
    1. I have a boner

FilmCow Edit

  • Charlie the Unicorn - Link
    1. We're here
  • Charlie the Unicorn 2 - Link
    1. Greeat...now go away.
    2. Banana
  • Charlie the Unicorn 3 - Link
    1. SNEEEAKY
    2. Agh! Give me a heart attack, that's fine.
    3. I think I DIED long ago and you two are my eternal punishment.

Filthy Frank Edit

  • GAY IS A BAD WORD - Link
    1. You're a giant faggot, you should kill yourself

The Fine Brothers Edit

  • Best Girlfriend Ever (Last Moments #3) - Libk
    1. GET THE FUCK OUT!
    2. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

freshmilk980 Edit

  • Speakonia sounds he made specifically for edits
    1. Blowjob
    2. Condom
    3. Strip club

The Gentleman's Rant Edit

  • Halloween - The Gentleman's Rant - Link
    1. So, you made me get up mid jerk!

Goon Inc. Productions Edit

  • BADWORDS - Link
    1. Hooker
    2. Slut
    3. Circlejerk
    4. Weiner
    5. Blowjob
    6. Spread those cheeks
    7. Buttcrack
    8. Twat
    9. Lick my twat
    10. Gimme head
    11. Tongue my balls
    12. Take it in the ass
    13. Play with my cock
    14. Play with my pussy
    15. Lick my pussy
    16. Orgasm
    17. Jackoff
    18. Hanjob
    19. Eat pussy
  • Asswipe
    1. Shitbag
    2. Horny

GurpageProductions Edit

  • You're a Wizard, Harry - Link
    1. Bein' (usually predates the below sound)
    2. A little bitch
    3. I'll rapture your fucking anus with my massive bear cock!
  • Welcome to Hogwarts - Link
    1. Anal cavity

JesusWithBazookaz79 Edit

  • Family Guy The Sipsmons Guy Deleted Scene (taken down)
    1. Shut up, you fucking cunt.
  • SpongeBob the Rapist Episode 1
    1. Dumbass, white trash son of a bitch
    2. Bitch
    3. Fuckin' fag

JonnyEthco Edit

  • Mad Mad Mario - Link
    1. What the fuck is your problem?
    2. You fat fuck
    3. You stupid cunt
    4. You stupid bitch
    5. You think I don't have shit to do?
    6. Motherfucking
    7. Goddamn
    8. We're gonna go home, and guess what you're sucking? MY BALLS!
    9. Farkin'
    10. Fuck
    11. I'm sick of this shit!
  • Mad Mad Mario 2 - Link
    1. Do you think this is fucking funny?!
    2. A fucking mushroom that tastes like shit, and won't even get me high!
    3. I will personally rip your head off, and blow my fucking load, down your goddamn neck!
    4. Motherfucking
    5. Yeah, that's a real fucking treat!
    6. You dick-sucking faggot!
    7. Fucking
  • Mad Mad Mario 3 - Link
    1. You're not on your motherfucking period! You just don't wanna fuck!
    2. I'm either gonna stick in your pretty little mouth, or I'm gonna shove it in your shitbox!
    3. Who the fuck?
    4. That dead motherfucker!
    5. Bet your sweet ass I didn't man!
    6. Get out here you (blue) bastard!
    7. Did you call the fucking cops?
    8. Don't you fucking disrespect her!
    9. Beat off in her face
    10. Damn right I do
    11. Get fucked
    12. Fuck you
    13. Fuck you too
  • Mad Mad Mario 4 - Link
    1. FUUUUUUUUCK!
    2. Why the fuck?
    3. Son of a tit!
    4. You gluttonous pile of fuck!
    5. Goddamn
    6. Fuckheads
    7. Suck my dick!
    8. You obese fucking mule!
    9. I hope you have a heart attack so big, it kills your whole fucking family!
    10. Shitting
    11. Fuck
    12. I'll just shit here
  • Mad Mad Mario 5 - Link
    1. Fuck off
    2. Fucking ass clowns
    3. DIIIIIIICKS
    4. You sick fuck!
    5. Couple of cunts
    6. Go away, you (big rectangular) pervert!
    7. I want your pee pee in my mouth
    8. Stick your finger in my butt.
    9. Rapist
  • Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts - Link
    1. Rape
    2. Wanna make love to ya' mouth!
  • Prostitute Mickey 2 - Link
    1. A box of condoms
    2. I'm out here tryin' to Masturbate
    3. I was wonderin' if uh, you talk dirty to me.
  • Prostitute Mickey 3 - Link
    1. You don't know me, motherfucker!
    2. Blow your goddamn head off
    3. Motherfucking
  • Prostitute Mickey 4 - Link
    1. Stupid son of a bitch
    2. Bags of cocaine
    3. Up your ass
    4. Up your rectum
    5. Cocaine
  • ABC Happy Time (for adults only) - Link
    1. C is for cunt
    2. She fucked my neighbor, and ruined my life
    3. I feel fucked
    4. That bitch
    5. An orgasm that doesn't last long
    6. S is for slut, she fucked another guy
    7. That's his FUCKING NAME.
    8. Banging my wife
    9. FUCK HIM. Fuck him in his dick.
    10. Why the fuck
    11. You wanna hear the rest of this son, you bitch?
    12. Y is for the yeast infection you get every two weeks cause you don't now how to clean your pussy!
    13. YOU HEARTLESS BITCH.
    14. This job blows.
    15. X!
    16. Y!
    17. Z!
  • Neighborhood Argument - Link
    1. This neighborhood used to be nice before these fuckin' BLACKS moved in
    2. Stupid goddamn Mexicans. Stupid goddamn fucking Mexicans!
    3. I got my own fuckin' God, OK
    4. Wholesome white Christian Jesus
    5. All the Muslims are terrorist
    6. EUNNGH! Fucking sand monkeys! Stupid fucking towel-headed sand monkeys!
    7. We shoulda killed all the Chinks in World War II
    8. Hey, you know what you'd call the Flintstones if they were black? a'd call 'em niggers!

jonofthesouth Edit

  • Barry the Engine and Friends - Link
    1. Don't be a twat, or you'll end up in the shit.

kitty0706 Edit

  • Elliot Goes to School: Mondays' - Link
    1. You're all a bunch of faggots
    2. Yes, titface?
  • Elliot Goes Camping - Link
    1. Fucking retard
  • Elliot Goes to School - Link
    1. Hey, fagola

lapdanceTv Edit

  • "I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU'RE TEA BAGGIN' ME" RAP SONG - Link
    1. I just love you so much
    2. Can't breathe when you teabag m

lemurboy123 Edit

  • garfield get outta bed - Link
    1. Lazy-ass
    2. Fuck off
    3. How 'bout you kiss my ass?

Liam Kyle Sullivan Edit

  • Shoes - Link
    1. Condams?
    2. What the hall?

Makemebad35 Edit

  • The Banana Mishap - Link
    1. WHAT THE FUCK?!
    2. Nooo!
  • The Homosexual Ghost - Link
    1. I'm gonna suck your dick.
    2. What the fuck?
    3. Cock
    4. Cocksucking ghost
    5. I'm gonna stick my wiener in your butt
    6. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
    7. Bullshit
    8. Gay ghost
    9. I'm gonna piss in my hands and toss it in your face
    10. Nooo!
    11. Dick
    12. (My) dick
    13. Are you ready for my spooky cock?
    14. No, not the spooky cock!
    15. Prepare to experience centuries of penetration
    16. I swar to God I'm gonna kick the nose off your face!
    17. He will show me a spooky cock
    18. Damnit
    19. Take advantage of me
    20. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    21. Retarded-ass
    22. YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
    23. It's raping time
    24. No! NO!!!
    25. Don't stick that there
  • Insane Twins!! - Link
    1. Excuse me, bitch? 
    2. I'm hungry 
    3. I don't give a fuck 
    4. I'm horny 
    5. I'm gonna light your FACE, ON FIRE!!! 
    6. I'm a horny panda. I'm a horny panda bear! 
    7. What the FUCK did you just say?!
    8. You fucking bitch!
    9. GET out! GET THE FUCK OUT!!! 
    10. Why don't you go sucks cockles for the intercourse!
    11. Twelve hours
    12. WHAT?!
    13. Kentucky 
    14. POPCORN SANDWICH
  • Drug Deal Gone Bad - Link
    1. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LETTUCE?
    2. Fucking (x2)
    3. WHAT THE SHIT?
    4. Excuse me, you fucking turkey head
    5. The bitch overdosed a year ago!
    6. Does it look like I have a cameltoe?
    7. A cunt
    8. The fucking [burger] bitch
    9. Drugs
    10. GO SUCK A DICK!
    11. You're trying to fuck me
    12. I don't like being fucked
    13. Whores and hoes
    14. Are you a hoe?
    15. Are you a little bitch?
    16. No
    17. You have a penis (x2)
    18. The only penis it sounds like you have is the one you're taking up the ass!
    19. I have a penis (x2)
    20. I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING PENIS!
    21. Who the fuck's [Mr. Hammer]
    22. No one ever fucks with me
    23. I'm gonna die
  • S**ty Noob Parkour - Link
    1. Twinkle tits
    2. Your ass is about to go down
    3. LETS GO!
    4. Shitty
    5. SON OF A BIIITCH!
    6. VIRGIN DOMINATOR!
    7. PISSING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!
    8. (Farts)
    9. GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!
    10. I SMELL SHIT!
    11. Cocksucker
    12. JACKASSES
    13. BROKEN ASS!
    14. Can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS?
    15. Shit's fucking weak!
    16. HATERS EAT SHIT!
    17. ONE GIGANTIC COCK FOR THIS GUY!
    18. WHAT THE FUCK?!
    19. Horse shit
    20. (Shoot)
    21. Bitches
    22. Fuck yeah!
  • Pissed off gamer - Link
    1. I am gonna fuck you up!
    2. Oh yeah
    3. Big dick
    4. Small dick
    5. Yeah, get raped!
    6. SHIT!
    7. I'm gonna fucking shit all over your face!
    8. Fuck my ass!
    9. Don't you shit in my house!
    10. Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is stupid
    11. Stupid! Damn those bullshits, bullshit in a half!
    12. Fuck you!
    13. Fuck
    14. Cocksucker!
    15. God, I'm getting fucked in the ass and I don't like it!
    16. WHAT THE FUCK?
    17. Bastard!
    18. Sucking
    19. What the kind of fuck just happened?
    20. This isn't funny!
    21. Masturbate by the moonlight
  • How to Stalk a Girl - Link
    1. I'm gonna squeeze your titties!
    2. PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!
    3. Jerking off
    4. YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY!
    5. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!
    6. LEARN TO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!
    7. YOU FREAKIN' CREEPY ASSHOLE!
  • The Screamer (A Makemebad Halloween) - Link
    1. Life sucks cock!
  • The Cookie Cops - Link
    1. Lubricated
  • Hilarious Photobooth Madness - Link
  1. I like PIZZA!
  • Shocking Behaviors #2 - Link
    1. PEEEEENIS!

manwith10toes Edit

  • Dunking for Doughnuts - Link
    1. ..wwwwWHAT the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?

Marrikou Edit

  • Barney the Dinosaur - This Will Offend You - Link
    1. Pussy
    2. Cock
    3. Abortion. Getting rid of the carjackers of the future, today!

McJuggerNuggets Edit

  • Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games - Link
    1. Dog shit
    2. Asshole
    3. (Screaming)
  • Psycho Dad Busts Down Door - Link
    1. What the fuck
    2. Holy shit
    3. Holy fucking shit
  • Psycho Kid Kills Father - Link
    1. Back the fuck off
  • Psycho Kid Submerges Motorcycle - Link
    1. What the fuck!
    2. Fuck!
  • TRAPPED IN THE ATTIC BY AN OBSESSED FAN! - Link
    1. A Shit Load of
  • Psycho Dad Demolishes Gaming Room - Link
    1. What the Fuck!
    2. Ah Fuck
  • Destroying My Dads Antique Car Prank - Link
    1. Jesus Fuck!
  • Psycho Dad Watches McJuggerNuggets - Link
    1. That Bullshit

MrBlackDarkness666 Edit

  • Life Of a Goth - Link
    1. Bitches

NPCarlsson Edit

  • 2-year Anniversary Celebration Video
    1. In a crack den

OneyNG Edit

  • The Sicksons - Link
    1. Failed abortion
    2. Suck suck
  • Spongebob Sickpants - Link
    1. Douchebags
    2. Well gee, I guess Squidward's jacking off
    3. Oh, I'm just gonna kill myself
    4. (scream)
    5. (slicing noises)
    6. (bus running over noise)
  • Smiley Battle for Smokes - Link
    1. You smell like shit
  • Pixel Fags - Link
    1. (instrumentals)
    2. Myeh!
    3. Ehh!
  • paddy forest NOT stabilized (reupload) - Link
    1. (angry gibberish shouting)

Onision Edit

  • I'm So Pedophile - Link
    1. I'm a freaking pervert, I get off of little kids! I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off!
    2. I'm so pedophile

Page Kennedy Edit

  • Kids Are Dumb - Link
    1. You stupid motherfucker!
    2. Stupid motherfucker

PONY.MOV Series (HotDiggedyDemon) Edit

  • APPLE.MOV - Link
    1. Fucking
    2. Fuck you
    3. Shitload
    4. (mumbling)
    5. Hey, hey, hey
    6. Cunt
    7. (laughing)
  • DRESS.MOV - Link
    1. Stay outta my shed, OK?
    2. Suck my tit you dumb bitch
    3. Swag
    4. Get yer fat ass out here
    5. Mexicans
    6. Revolution (x2)
  • SHED.MOV - Link
    1. You assholes
    2. You stupid cunt
    3. Faggot
    4. So fuckin' rad
    5. That's my period
    6. You dumb bitch
    7. Don't laugh at me
    8. Porn
    9. (flesh erecting)
    10. Some quiet bitch
    11. Welp, we're fucked
    12. What'd I tell y'all about comin' in MAH SHED?!
    13. WHILE I EATCHA BRAINS!!!
    14. Vagina
  • MAGIC.MOV - Link
    1. (laughing)
    2. My penis
    3. ....with sex!
    4. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
    5. Fuckin' rad, dude
    6. We're gonna rape it?
    7. Zap this bitch
    8. Fuckin' biiiiitch
  • PARTY.MOV - Link
    1. Pretty pink princess
    2. Period (x2)
    3. She started chasin' that purple dragon
    4. Heroin
    5. Drugs
    6. Cocaine
    7. Sex acts
    8. (slurping)
    9. That feel good, baby?
    10. Oh, she fuck anyone
    11. Squirrels
    12. She fucked a snail!
    13. What? (x5)
    14. I always thought you were cute
    15. Come over and fuck me
    16. I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill
    17. Beer
    18. Oxycotin
    19. Stupid bitch
    20. Don't touch me motherfucker
    21. Coma
    22. Mexicans
    23. Smart ass
    24. Shut up
    25. Vodka
    26. Fuck me
    27. OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH
    28. You stupid cunt
    29. Vagina
    30. Gentials
    31. Lord's prayer
    32. Blowie
  • SWAG.MOV - Link
    1. What the fuck?
    2. Oh my god (x2)
    3. Hell
    4. Up my nose
    5. What the fucksickle
    6. Nobody cares (x4)
    7. You stupid cunt
    8. Shut your fucking mouth
    9. Shit
    10. I'm going to kill you
    11. Shut up (x4)
    12. Gay

Poopish Poop Edit

  • The Faggot Song - Link
    1. Faggot
    2. Fucking stupid faggot
    3. Suck on dicks
    4. Shove my penis in your butthole
    5. Faggots
    6. I'm a faggot
    7. Sucking all the dicks that he can see

Pruane2Forever Edit

  • It's My Birthday - Link
    1. YEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHHH!

Psychicpebbles Edit

  • Arrow to the Knee - Link
    1. What is this
    2. Shut up!
    3. Shitsmeared mongoloids
    4. You putrid fucking cunt!
Link]
    1. Ahhh, z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
    2. (vomiting sounds)

ReverendBurn Edit

  • BJ Time - Link
    1. Boner
    2. Blowjob (x2)

Ross Plaskow Edit

  • DINOSAURS IN SPACE - Link
    1. Inseminate
    2. Penis

Shane Dawson Edit

  • Fred is Dead - Link
    1. Mothafucka, why won't you die!
    2. Aw shit.
  • The Condom Challenge - Link
    1. Condom

Smosh Edit

  • Food Battle 2010  - Link
    1. Dick-biscuit
  • AMAZING NEW DRINK! - Link
    1. Huge balls (x2)
    2. Abnormally large testicles
  • CHARLIE THE DRUNK GUINEA PIG 3  - Link
    1. Oh, you little ass-face!
  • THIS VIDEO IS OFFENSIVE - Link
    1. Being gay
    2. Gay
    3. Stupid

Some Jerk with a Camera Edit

  • Shrek 4D Part 1 - Link
    1. I will find you, I will chop off both your hands with a chainsaw, I will deep-fry them, I will force-feed them to you, and I will laugh sadistically as you die of cardiac arrest.
  • Shrek 4D Part 2 - Link
  1. Go fuck yourself

Spazkidin3D Edit

  • PowerTrip (18+) - Link
    1. AAAAAHH! IT FUCKING BURNS!
  • Cool Show: Space Jokes - Link
    1. (injured grunt)

Stay Bullish Edit

  • Nothin Butt Buddies - Link
    1. Butt buddies

TheStolken Edit

  • How to Deal with a Furry - Link
    1. I'm a HUUUUGE fuckin' faggot!

SuperIdiotMan00 Edit

  • da bes spongbobb edit in da world - [10]
    1. Zanzibar

Tourettes Guy Edit

  • Fridge - Link
    1. Fuck you kid you're a dick!
    2. You're a faggot
    3. Men's asses
    4. She's a bitch!
    5. That's my ass!
    6. Holy dumb fuck!
  • Bench Press - Link
    1. Oh, shit!
    2. Damnit!
    3. He's probably getting fucked in the ass!
  • Unsolved Mysteries - Link
    1. BULL SHIT!
  • Head and Shoulders Incident - Link
    1. BITCH
    2. SHIT
    3. PISS!
    4. ASS!
    5. BALLS
    6. DAMN
    7. SUCK MY COCK!
    8. LICK MY BALLS!
    9. FAGGOT!
    10. You cunt
  • A Customer Inquiry - Link
    1. YES.
    2. Colgate toothpaste
    3. And it made me feel like a piece a' SHIT!
    4. THIS IS BULLSHIT!
    5. Piece of shit
    6. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
    7. Damn it
    8. Balls
    9. Holy shit!
    10. I PISSED! (His pants are wet)
    11. Fuckin' hung up my ass!
  • Bird in the House - Link
    1. HOLY SHIT!
    2. Gay marriage
    3. I don't hate gays
    4. Damn it.
  • Rude Awakening - Link
    1. WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
    2. You piece of shit!
    3. Porcupine's balls
    4. You have balls!
    5. Damn it!
  • Bob Saget - Link
    1. Bob Saget (x3)
    2. Shit!
    3. Wait a minute you dick!
    4. I don't have a dick, you prick!
    5. I'll kick you in the balls!
  • Grocery Store - Link
    1. Calm down, Calm down, don't get a big DICK!
    2. HOLY SHIT!
    3. NOOO!
  • Magnum P.I. - Link
    1. HOLY FUCK!
  • Twizzlers - Link
    1. NO! (x3)
    2. BUTT FUCK!
  • Interview Part 2 - Link
    1. (Laughing)
    2. Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you in the ass!
    3. Piece of shit!
  • Microwave - Link
    1. Bitch! BIIIIIITCH!
  • Total - Link
    1. Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!!
  • Angry Janitor - Link
    1. Did you shit in the fucking toilet put all the toilet paper in there?
    2. You wanna see a dick?
    3. Shit like a horse
  • Go Count Your Dick - Link
    1. You motherfuckers!
    2. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
    3. Go count your dick!
  • Father and Son - Link
    1. Shirlena: Fuck you! (x2)
    2. Fuck you and every "Mall Santa" looks like you!
    3. So you want to talk some shit, huh?
  • Brush Ma Teeth - Link
    1. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  • Hot Pan - Link
    1. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  • OH, SHIT! - Link
    1. OH, SHIT!!! (He's in the bathroom and he says "OH, SHIT!!!")
  • Chewbacca - Link
    1. Oh, fuck you, you're grounded!
  • Bowling - Link
    1. HOLY SHIT!
  • Lottery - Link
    1. Fuck!
  • Like Father Like Son-Link
    1. Hey, there's a whole lot a fucking going on in this room!
  • What About Dom? - Link
    1. Up his ass
  • Oh Fuck me - Link
    1. Oh, fuck me!

Twelthofadime Edit

  • Carnival Madness - Link
    1. Get the fuck out (x2)
    2. Cocksucker

Ukinojoe Edit

  • Brevity Falls - Link
    1. Smoke

wafflepwn Edit

  • Greatest freakout ever 19 - Link
    1. No!
    2. Noooo!
    3. Noooooo!
    4. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

XDrang93 Edit

  • 3 Edits on Sunday - Link
    1. Why don't you two bitches take your fuckin' bullshit somewhere else!
  • "Raging" Song Collabs & Stuff - Link
    1. What the fuck did you just say?!
    2. Why didn't you tell me before you fuckin' bitch?!
    3. You stupid bitch!
  • Fireworks of Attention - Link
    1. Fuck you, I'm out
  • Beeps in Editing Nowadays - Link
    1. No (x9), oh, FUCK NO!
  • Audio Only Video Experiment - Link
    1. Pornographic magazines
    2. Pornos
    3. Okay, I'm out of ideas

XX_Eric_XX Edit

  • Look at This Dude - Link
    1. (Laughing)

Yo Mama Edit

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Hello Kitty - Link
    1. What the fuck
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Forever Alone - Link
    1. Fuck no!
  • YO MAMA SO STUPID! Fruit Punch - Link
    1. Gay
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! Kirby - Link
    1. Pretty gay!
    2. Badass
  • YO MAMA SO SHORT! Smoking Weed - Link
    1. Weed
    2. Get high
  • YO MAMA SO STUPID! Donut  Link
    1. Ho-ly SHIT, you're stupid!
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Toilet
    1. Shit
  • YO MAMA SO STUPID! Puzzle
    1. Retarded
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Freddy Krueger
    1. Bitch!
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! Stephen Hawking/Black Hole
    1. Asshole
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Bath Water
    1. Aw, fuck this!
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Strip Club
    1. Strip club
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! School Pictures
    1. Get bitches!
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! Yogi Bear
    1. Oh, shit!
  • YO MAMA SO FAT! South Park
    1. You BASTARD!
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Santa Claus
    1. Holy shit!
  • YO MAMA SO OLD! Ancient Aliens
    1. Motherfucking
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Deadpool
    1. (Could somebody get me) the fuck (out of this joke?)
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Juggernaut / X-Men
    1. Bitch!
    2. Oh shit!
    3. Fuck you
  • YO MAMA SO UGLY! Ice Cube
    1. Aw, shit!

Educational Edit

The Amazing Athiest Edit

  • (unknown)
    1. FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
    2. You stupid fucking bitch!
    3. Cocksucker

Hunter Avalone Edit

  • Dear Gay People - Link
    1. Faggot

Internet Historian Edit

  • The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention - Link
    1. A free extra hour in the ball pit

JasonCapital Edit

  • Be A Dick - Link
    1. Be a fucking dick

Mark Sabine Edit

  • Marmalade - Words of the World - Link
    1. Sexy
  • Fetish - Words of the World - Link
    1. Fetish

Michael Rosen Edit

  • Carrying the Elephant audio book
    1. Wanked him off into a bucket
  • Fucking Crazy - Link
    1. Fucking crazy (x2)
    2. Fuck course
    3. It's fucking crazy
  • The Outing - Link
    1. Penises (wouldn't be necessary )
    2. Six (used as "sex")
  • Michael's Big Book of Bad Things - Part 2 - Link
    1. Jewish people

Mike The Cop Edit

  • How do cops catch speeders? - Link
    1. Easy as getting an STD from your Tinder date
    2. It's all about sines, cosines, and angles.

Subrick Edit

  • Nice Job Waking Me Up (AKA Pwnage Olympics Entry #2) - Link
    1. Rape babies
    2. Fuck you
    3. Dipshit
    4. Cunt

ThinkTank Edit

  • 5 "Sexy" Halloween Costumes That Are Too Weird To Be Sexy - Link
    1. Sexah Skunk!

Vice Edit

  • The Truth About Furries: Fandom Not Fetish - Link
    1. I have had sex with my tail and head.

Gaming Edit

Alpha Omega Sin Edit

  • Facebook Buys Oculus Rift ... Wait what? - Link
    1. Facialbook
  • Phil Fish is a Douche (A rant that's been long overdue) - Link
    1. Bionic drill tipped dick
    2. Douche nozzle ass motherfucker
  • Video Game Fanboy Rant (They Make Actual Gamers Look Dumb As Fuck) - Link
    1. Useless, Brainless, Spineless, Fucking Mobile Sacks Of Flesh

The Angry Video Game Nerd Edit

  • Big Rigs Over The Road Racing - Link
    1. This is Awesome!
    2. BIG MOTHERFUCKING!
  • Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout - Link
    1. What a shitty-ass load of goddamn bullfuck!
  • The Power Glove - Link
    1. Oh my god, what the fuck?
  • Schwarzenegger Games - Link
    1. Sexual
  • Sega CD - Link
    1. Giant (metal) dick with balls
  • Tiger Electronic Games
    1. Fucking
  • Virtual Boy - Link
    1. Asshole
  • Seaman
    1. Semen (x2)
    2. Jizz
    3. Splooge
    4. Man-bazooka-juice
    5. Porn site
    6. Porn
    7. Wet dream 

Armake21 Edit

  • Armake21 vs. Action 52 - Link
    1. Shit
    2. You have to take the whole fuckin' unit apart!
    3. Motherfucker, work
    4. You asshole
    5. Worst fucking game ever created
    6. Step fucking one
    7. WOULD YOU FUCKING LOAD!!!
    8. The fuckin' block
    9. Goddamn shred of damage
    10. FUCK you up
    11. OH SHIT A BLOCK
    12. What the fuck?
    13. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE SHIT
    14. Penis shaped objects
    15. Suck a load of FUCKIN' COCK SACK
    16. Ass backwards
    17. Sucks ass
    18. Piss on you
    19. Fuck that song
    20. No fucking reason
    21. Brain hemorrhage
    22. Pure lunacy
    23. Broken ass jumping
    24. The most sexual comment in the world
    25. Fuck you bitch!
    26. Way too fuckin' fast
    27. Pedophile
    28. A homosexual
    29. Hand jobs
    30. Fuckin' semi-truck
    31. Congratufuckinglations
    32. Shitty space shooter
  • Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing - Link
    1. Piece of shit
    2. No fuckin' music
    3. What the fuck am I playin'?
    4. Fucking hills
  • Ninjabread Man - Link
    1. Holy shit
    2. Fuckface
    3. This game fucking SUCKS!

Bashurverse Edit

  • Goodbye video - Link
  1. I'M FUCKING DONE!

Boogie2988 Edit

  • Fat Guy Destroys Xbox - Link
    1. Fuuuuuccckkkk!
    2. Ah Fuck!
    3. God Dammit!
    4. God Dammit!
    5. Fuck!
  • Francis is MAD Xbox 360 ALWAYS ON REQUIREMENT - Link
    1. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

ABrandonToThePast Edit

  • 107 Censored Pokemon Names (pretty much any of the censored nicknames can be used; here are those that have been used so far)
    1. Anal
    2. Anal sex
    3. Ass
    4. Blowjob
    5. Cock
    6. Cocksucker
    7. Cumshot
    8. Cunt
    9. Fuck
    10. Fucker
    11. Penis
    12. Rapist
    13. Orgasm
    14. Boner
    15. Fuckface
    16. Weed

cathala10 Edit

  • A Very Angry Kid on MW2 (MUST WATCH) - Link
    1. WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
    2. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!
    3. I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, AND KILL YOU!!!
    4. Fuuuuck!
    5. (Yelling)
    6. Shut the fuck up
    7. Oh my god...
    8. Bitch!
    9. Faggot

Chad Warden Edit

  • Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 - Link
    1. Sup, bitches!
    2. Dildo (Deel-do)
    3. Gay niggas

Classic Game Room Edit

  • HEYZOOS RETURNS! Heyzoos the Coked-up Chicken is back. Robocop! - Link
    1. I'm high on coke!

Dookieshed Edit

  • Klefki Will F*** You Up
    1. Really hard
    2. Stole your bitch
    3. Up your ass
    4. You worthless shit-stain
  • Braviary is Patriotic as F***
    1. Listen the fuck up!
  • Cradily Will F*** You Up
    1. Motherfucking dicks
    2. Acid
    3. Bitch
    4. What the fuck is that thing?
    5. Harder than my dick is
    6. Cock
    7. Shithead
  • Shedinja is Scary as F*** - Link
    1. Listen the fuck up for one cold dead second!
    2. Fuck
    3. Asshole
    4. Too fucking bad
    5. Get the hell outta here!
  • MEWTWO WILL F*** YOU UP - Link
    1. Through your anus
  • DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE
    1. You worthless sack of rhino dicks!
    2. Get drunk as shit
    3. Fuck your shit up!
  • MAGIKARP WILL FUCK YOU UP
    1. Sweet mystical bouncing dragon tits!
    2. Bitches
  • BEAT Will F*** You Up
    1. Fucking dumbasses
    2. Sexy as fuck
    3. Beat off
    4. Bitches
    5. Fuck that
    6. Motherfucker!
    7. Nut-sucker!
  • BANETTE WILL FUCK YOU UP
    1. Bitch!
    2. Get right the fuck outta here!
  • PSYDUCK WILL FUCK YOU UP
    1. Dildos
  • Raticate Will F*** You Up
    1. Motherfucker
    2. Fuck you!
    3. Like a little bitch
  • SYLVEON WILL FUCK YOU
    1. Dick-brain!
    2. Fuck no!

Game Grumps Edit

  • Super Mario 64: Trail of Tears (Part 50) - Link
    1. Fuck this ass!
    2. Fuck my ass!
    3. Fuck it!
    4. Fucking stupid bullshit
    5. SON OF A BITCH!
  • Super Mario 64: The Bright Side (Part 60) - Link
    1. Ohhhh my good, my ass is BLEEDING.
  • Katamari Damarcy: I See the Cosmos (Part 1) - Link
    1. Hot
    2. Wet
    3. Tight
  • Pokemon FireRed: Team Rocket Hideout (Part 50) - Link
    1. You fat fuck!
    2. YOU DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY!
    3. Shut up, you freeloadin' prick!
  • Super Mario Maker: The Fast and the Curious (Part 6) - Link
    1. No! NO!
    2. DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
    3. I'll fucking stab your parents!
    4. I'll give you a fucking hernia!

Jerma985 Edit

  • TF2: Shoot 'Em in the Face, Shoot 'Em in the Bum - Link
    1. (weird laugh)

JonTron Edit

  • Nightshade: the Claws of HEUGH - Link
    1. Fuck you!.....I AAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!
  • Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts - Link
    1. HOLY SHIT!
    2. Goddamnit
  • Star Wars Kinect - Link
    1. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
  • Takeshi's Challenge - Link
    1. Hoaaaah!

Markiplier Edit

  • Amnesia: Rain Part 6 - Link
    1. Meat in my mouth
    2. I really, really love meat
  • FREDDY IS READY! Five Nights at Fuckboy's DRUNK Part 1 - Link
    1. Why must I shit?
    2. What?
    3. Huh? What?
    4. Ooohhhhh! (x3)
    5. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?
    6. What the hell?
    7. I'm supposed to shit on the camera
    8. (Laughing)
    9. Ah, shit! (x2)
    10. Goddamnit!
    11. Shut up, Cranky!
    12. Kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky Ku Klux Klan
    13. This is going to suck BALLS.
    14. Big robot balls
    15. All day long
  • Penis Cloner - Link

OneyPlays Edit

  • Oney Plays Flanders Killer 7 WITH FRIENDS - Link
    1. I'm going to fucking kill you

The Pawt Edit

  • like i give a fuck.avi - Link
    1. Like I give a fuck

PewDiePie Edit

  • BIG BREASTED GLASSES (Huniecam Studio Part 2) - Link
    1. Big, bouncy boobies

Rooster Teeth Edit

  • Rage Quit - Ninja Gaiden 2 - Link
    1. What the fuck just happened?
    2. What the shit is even happening?
  • Rage Quit - Monopoly Streets - Link
    1. What the fuck? (He got two doubles in a row?) Are you shittin' me?
    2. Free shit
  • Rage Quit - Link
    1. Go back to your fuckin' rock you live under, AND NEVER FUCKING COME OUT AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
    2. DAAAAAH, FUCK YOU!
  • (unknown Rage Quit video[s])
    1. Dickface
    2. Get the fuck up there

Sammy Classic Sonic Fan Edit

  • Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase - Link
    1. THE SONIC FANBASE

Sanity Not Included Edit

  • Girl on Xbox Live - Link
    1. I smell their dicks
    2. Smell my dick
    3. Girl
    4. Let's touch penises

soundslikepizza Edit

  • Drill Sargent Recruits Soldiers! - Link
    1. Holy shit
    2. Fuckin' (x4)
    3. The fuck you say
    4. Penis treatment
    5. You fuckin' BEAN!
    6. Shut up!
    7. Ohh, Senor, you try to fuck me in the asshole
    8. Oh shit
    9. Oh fuck
    10. Goddamn (x2)
    11. You fuckin' derelict
    12. You pussies (x2)
    13. What the fuck are you doing?
    14. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER?
    15. Right fuckin' here
    16. What the fuck are you doin' here?
    17. Shit
    18. Ready to fuckin' go?
    19. ..ohh, you fuckin' did it.
    20. You fuckin' milkshakes
    21. You dumbass BITCH!
    22. Motherfucker
    23. Fuckin' bitches
    24. Get the fuck in!
    25. Jesus fuck (x2)
    26. You dumbass motherfucker!
    27. Jesus Christ!
    28. Were you fucking born in the 80s, motherfucker?
    29. Oh well, fuck me then!
    30. AY!
    31. Fuck that guy
    32. GET ABORTED, MOTHERFUCKER!
    33. Hey, don't you fuckin' dare!
    34. HOOOO (x3)
    35. Holy fucking shit

The Sticky Paddle Edit

  • Creepy Gaming - Tails Doll Explained - Link
    1. Nothing more than a big, steaming, heaping, nutty brown pile of bullshit

wizwar100 Edit

xAxiom Edit

  • The Beautiful Songss of Moonbase Alpha - Link
  • DiaaaaaRHEEEEAAAAAA!

Horror Edit

MrCreepyPasta Edit

  • Rugrats Theory
    1. Cocaine addiction
    2. Gold Digging Whore

News / Current Events Edit

InfoWars Edit

  • Alex Jones "Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay" - Link
    1. THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!

LeafyIsHere Edit

  • THE KEEMSTAR MENTAL BREAKDOWN (in Response to Keemstar and DramaAlert) - Link
    1. A fucking loser
  • (unknown)
  1. Yo is this person fuckijng retarded?

Mister Metokur Edit

  • Deviant's Episode 6 - Link
    1. Fart Slave
    2. Butt and Farting Slave
    3. Butt Plug
  • The Hugbox Chronicles: Episode 7 - The Tism Storm - Link
    1. Doodletones!

Reviews Edit

brutalmoose Edit

  • Invisible Dad - Link
    1. Dick

The Cinema Snob Edit

  • Las Tortugas Pinjas - Link
    1. In the ass

Cinematic Excrement Edit

  • The Oogieloves and the Big Balloon Adventure - Link
    1. Shoving my ass or crotch in someone's face

Emer Prevost Edit

  • "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody" Reaction & Review - Link
    1. Fucking while still in costume

Film Brain (Bad Movie Beatdown) Edit

  • Good Luck Chuck
    1. PEADOPHILE (pedophile in a thick British accent)

Juniorfan89 Edit

  • CoolNSexyRickz Rant (taken down)
    1. WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT SHIT I JUST WATCHED?

Mike Mozart Edit

  • Elmo FAIL TOY, Funny - Link
    1. YEAHHH BOYYYYY!
  • FAIL TOYs Board Game "Cape Horn" - Link
    1. Cape Horn (sounds like "Gay porn")

TheMysteriousMrEnter Edit

  • Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [?????????] - Link
    1. I will kill you. With this fork.
    2. Well, fuck them up the ass with a garden rake.
  • Animated Atrocities #56: "Staring at the Future" [Teen Titans Go!] - Link
    1. A pegasister
    2. I don't fucking care
    3. Alright, what the fuck
    4. Piss
    5. Oh fuck you! No seriously, fuck you to hell and back!
    6. Shit on it
    7. Dicks
  • Animated Atrocities #65: "Is This Cute?" [Planet Sheen] - Link
    1. All the drugs
    2. All the fucking drugs

Nostalgia Critic Edit

  • AVGN Wizard Rant - Link
    1. You...dirty...stuck-up...sadistic...shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!
  • Jungle 2 Jungle - Link
    1. That, is fucking nasty.
  • The Room - Link
    1. That's not funny, you sick fuck
  • The Wizard - Link
    1. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
  • Batman and Robin - Link
    1. No Fucking shit!
  • Doug's 1st Movie - Link
    1. YOU ARE ON METH!
    2. DUMBASS
  • Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Link
    1. Semen
    2. Fuckin' batshit crazy
    3. Scare the shit out of me
  • The Care Bears Movie - Link
    1. TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Cool as Ice
    1. Five pages of the Kama Sutra
       
  • Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue - Link
    1. Scuzzi?

The Rageaholic Edit

  • Music Mythos: Michael Jackson - Link
    1. Anal virginity

supergodzilla12 Edit

  1. Wassup motherfuckas! 
  2. Orgy

Todd in the Shadows Edit

  • Blank Space - Link
    1. Bullshit!
  • Dear Future Husband - Link
    1. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
  • Hannah Montana Pop Tour Guitar Video Game - Link
    1. As soon as you turn that camera off I'm beating the shit out of you!
  • Sexy and I Know it - Link
    1. The entire planet detonated in a fiery ball of doom instantly rendering the entirety of the human race permanently extinct!

Voice of Reason Edit

  • Top 6 Friendship is Witchcraft Review Mistakes - Link
    1. A dickhead

YouTube Poop News Edit

  • A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings - Link
    1. What up, my niggerloids?
  • A Horse is a Source, of Course, of Course - Link
    1. Fuck a white (insert)

Vblogs Edit

AutisticPon5 IGUA VGUA RenSeeksHelp YES StevenUniverseNO Edit

  • MLP Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks Review - Link
    1. RedTube and PornHub
    2. Damn right
    3. In
    4. Jerk off
    5. Lesbian orgy
    6. Racist inbreeder
    7. What the hell do you think you're doin'?
    8. (masturbation noises)

EatDatPussy445 Edit

  • My left leg has went totally numb - Link
    1. Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
  • '(unknown video[s])'
    1. Oh my fucking god man
    2. You're a fat virgin motherfuckin no pussy gettin ass!
    3. You faggotass bitch

ELPRESADOR Edit

  • If You're a Cocksucker (taken down along with his whole channel)
    1. Cocksucker

Eric Douglace Edit

  • Declaration of War Against Justin Bieber Haters - Link
    1. All you freaks, you metal loving fuckheads

Genesis Wolf Edit

  • Fursuit Dance Videos have crappy music - Link
    1. Fursuit

idubbbz Edit

  • Content Cop: Tana Mongeau - Link
    1. Ohhhh my fucking GOD.
  • Content Cop: Amateur Food Reviewers - Link
    1. What are you, fucking gay?
  • Content Cop: Keemstar - Link
    1. Cunt

Jenna Marbles Edit

  • Sluts On Halloween - Link
    1. Calm the fuck down!

Jessi Slaughter Edit

  • You dun goofed! - Link
    1. YOU BUNCH OF LYING NO GOOD PUNKS, AND I KNOW WHO ITS COMING FROM, BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT. AND I KNOW WHO'S EMAILING HER, AND WHO'S DOING IT. AND YOU'VE BEEN REPORTED TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE. SO YOU BETTER NOT WRITE ONE MORE THING, OR SCREW WITH MY COMPUTER AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.

karmastar312 Edit

  • FUCK RICK ROLL'D I WANT MY ANIME! - Link
    1. Fucking bitch
    2. What the fuck?
    3. SUCK MAH DICK!

Keemstar Edit

  • Alex is a Stupid Nigger
    1. Fucking righteous fucking nigger
    2. You fucking nigger
    3. Bitch

MrFlipperInvader782 Edit

  • ILoveKimPossibleALot SUCKS! - Link
    1. Dickhead
    2. Cunt

MyLifeAsEva Edit

  • Literally My Life - Link
    1. Literally my life (x2)

sexsleepandshrooms Edit

  • Inside a Whorehouse - Link
    1. Whorehouse

SrPelo Edit

  • Pelo Talks - Don't Touch [English Audio] - Link
    1. Yo nigga, wassup nigga?

Voice DubbingEdit

24thPowerProductionsEdit

Sailor Mouth dub - Link

  1. Wassup, pussy-ass niggas?

Your Shoe's Untied dub - Link

  1. Change your tampon, damn.

BarnesForLifeEdit

DORA GETS ROBBED! - Link

  1. Oh, shit!
  2. This shit mine now!
  3. Look at that shit.

Chav Pingu Edit

Drug Delivery - Link

  1. Drugs
  2. What a fucking dickhead
  3. Knobhead
  4. What the fuck?

Dragon Ball Z AbrigedEdit

The Return of Raditz - Link

  1. (maniacal laughter)
  1. Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this freaky stuff happen to me?

DumbezEdit

Bear in the Big Blue House Dubbed - Link

  1. Sex shack
  2. Buttcrack
  3. Dildos
  4. I was just masturbating
  5. Why do you think I was masturbating?

Bear and the Big Blue House Dubbed 2 - Link

  1. I'm gonna rape ya
  2. Up the butt!
  3. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's gay

FauxMccloudEdit

Hey Arnold - Grandpa Has a Stroke

  1. Fatass
  2. Piece of shit
  3. Shit myself
  4. Oh you fucking will you big-lipped bitch
  5. Fuck
  6. Get the fuck outta here!

Greenday12688Edit

Grandma's Kisses Dub - Link

  1. You faggot
  2. Fuckin' deal with it! Fuckin'...bitch!
  3. In my asshole
  4. All those bitches down at the club!
  5. YEEAAAAH!
  6. Titties!
  7. A really huge dick
  8. Oh, yeah...
  9. Grandma's asscheeks
  10. Saggy titties!
  11. DAAH!
  12. BAAH!
  13. When I poop it makes me feel good
  14. Black people
  15. You slutbag!
  16. I got a boner! (or just "I am a boner!")
  17. My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg
  18. Sucked my wiener
  19. Butthole
  20. WHOOOO!
  21. My dick
  22. Fucking floppy fish
  23. You're a fucking ass-bang, you fucking shithead!
  24. Fuck YOU!
  25. Fucking asshole
  26. Hey, fuck you, asshole!
  27. You retard
  28. You fuckface
  29. (Weird laughing)
  30. I jerk off all day!
  31. Right now
  32. (SpongeBob runs out crying)
  33. Cockass
  34. Show me your tits!
  35. Speaking of titties
  36. Shit my pants
  37. Oh, yeah, baby, I'd hit that shit
  38. Her (here mispronunced)
  39. (SpongeBob & Patrick): Pubic hair
  40. Show me them titties
  41. Alec Baldwin's an asshole
  42. Urinate all over my tits!
  43. You're disgusting fuckbag
  44. My titty
  45. You fuck
  46. Suck
  47. Oh, fuck
  48. What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?
  49. Fuckin' hat Patrick
  50. Now gimme some assless chapless you fuckface
  51. Tits
  52. A raunchy old woman
  53. A dirty bitch
  54. You're a gay fat starfish
  55. Look at you!
  56. Keanu Reeves
  57. The matrix

A Day at the Beach - Link

  1. You faggot
  2. How about that, bitch?
  3. FUUUCK, I wanna do it right away.
  4. BIG TITS!
  5. (laughing)
  6. Ballsack (x2)
  7. Handjob
  8. Fucking
  9. A ballsack
  10. Bitch
  11. Eat my butt
  12. A handjob
  13. You bitch!
  14. Ah, fuck me.
  15. Handjob, bitch!
  16. Oh, my god, this is so heavy!
  17. Shit on my dick
  18. How 'bout a handjob?
  19. Fuck you
  20. You fuckin' Hamburgular
  21. Skank
  22. Handjob, bitch!
  23. (scream)
  24. Yo bitch, represent THIS shit.
  25. Alright, fuckface.

The Fry Cook Games Dub - Link

  1. (Weird grunt)
  2. Dude, he has the biggest shaft in the whole world!
  3. Rub my dick in
  4. Steven
  5. Boobs
  6. Asscheeks
  7. Fuck! (x2)
  8. You bitchass motherfucker
  9. Hey, yo, eat this shit
  10. Like a faggot
  11. Motherfuckin'
  12. Oh yeah, baby!
  13. Handjob
  14. Rub your sack in my butt-cleavage!
  15. (Take out) that big lobster wang and put butter on it
  16. Fucking suck it
  17. This
  18. I want...that....DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! (last word is often used as a plain scream due to how gutteral it is

Hey Arrnold! - Link

  1. Ballsack
  2. Black dick
  3. Hump my butt and call me Sally, bitch!
  4. Yeah.
  5. This fart reeks ass

guitarbitch09 Edit

Spongebob's Sex Box II - Link

  1. Oh, you son a of bitch!
  2. (Farting noise)
  3. (Laughing)
  4. Well, suck me sideways.

Hellsing Ultimate Abriged Edit

Psych, Hitler - Link

  1. Ohhh fuck the hell YES.

Jabo0odyDubsEdit

Zorbees Dub - Link

  1. Fuck, the kids are making a MESS!
  2. Jizz stains
  3. My shit doesn't smell like shit, smells fuckin' good
  4. (Long grunt)
  5. Cut that shit out
  6. Piece a' SHIT!

Adult Baby Dub - Link

  1. Get that shit outta my face

Loudmouth Leo Dub - Link

  1. Fucked
  2. Please don't touch me

kasaanTvEdit

SpongeBob in the Hood - Link

  1. What the fuck?
  2. Lesbian

McGoiterEdit

Rebecca Black "Friday" (Brock's Dub) - Link

  1. Stop
  2. Get the fuck over here!
  3. Yeah.

mostoffensivevideoEdit

It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown! - Link

  1. Suck my dick, bitch!
  2. Ramadan
  3. Converting to Islam
  4. I just gave you herpes!

Beware the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown! - Link

  1. Ass virginity
  2. Your (always used in tandem with the same video's "ass virginity" sound)
  3. Gonorrhea
  4. You goddamn retard!
  5. That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard!
  6. Vaginal bla-obla-oblagaytah!
  7. I'm stupid
  8. My period
  9. Paternal Cool Whip
  10. You motherfuckin' nigga!
  11. These niggas
  12. If I was anything but black, I'd be shitting Ovaltine right now!
  13. Black
  14. Nignoramus
  15. I smell like shit
  16. Back that ass up
  17. Ugh! There's shit in here!
  18. Stick my used tampon up your left nostril and kick you in the back of the head until it comes out your mouth
  19. So you can have the money to buy yourself a hamburger at Checkers

It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown! - Link

  1. What the fuck you say?
  2. Bitch
  3. Nigga, what?
  4. Fuck you (x3)
  5. Yo Mama
  6. Abracadabra, fagnut
  7. Check this shit out!
  8. WHAT?!
  9. Aw motherfuckin' shit
  10. Muddafucka (x2)
  11. Nigga (x2)
  12. Niggalicious
  13. Golden showers
  14. Crack rocks
  15. I oughta whoop your ass you motherfuckin' retard
  16. Shit
  17. A retard
  18. Don't oppress me for being retarded, fuckface
  19. Oh, shit!
  20. Who dat is?
  21. Get fucked up
  22. Motherfuckers

It's the Great Dolemite, Charlie Brown!

  1. Bitches (x2)
  2. A plethora of hoes for me to practice my dickupuncture skills with
  3. What the fuck?!
  4. A bevy of hoes to stick my meat thermometer in
  5. Motherfuckin' potato

Jackie Robinson is the First Black Baseball Player, Charlie Brown!

  1. I'd rather rape a watermelon

Naruto AbrigedEdit

Episode 2 - Link

  1. That doesn't make any sense
  2. Softcore porn
  3. Flat-chest
  4. Because you touch yourself at night
  5. Naked

Episode 18 - Link

  1. Boobs

R0FLKN1F3Edit

Spongebob The Porn Shop - Link

  1. Anal lube (x3)
  2. Porn (x4)
  3. Squidward's dick (x3)
  4. Porn star (x4)
  5. Strap-ons
  6. It's fucking awesome!
  7. Vibrator (x2)
  8. What the fuck just happened?
  9. Women

RasterOfMandomnessEdit

Ctrl Alt Del Dub - Link

  1. How the fuck do you have no idea how much this is, dumbass?
  2. People who aren't five year old dumpster babies
  3. Now get the fuck outta my face, you smell like Doritos and Mountain Dew
  4. YOU'RE FIRED, FUCKFACE-UH!

RbellusoEdit

Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow - Link

  1. It's fucking retarded
  2. Menstrual chunks
  3. Jizz
  4. Dog semen

Yu-Gi-Oh!: the Abriged SeriesEdit

She Blinded Me with Card Games - Link

  1. Pornography

The Plot Thinnens - Link

  1. It's RAPING time!

YouTube PoopEdit

Alex SorkinEdit

The Nutshack Theme but There's Another Surprise at 0:10 - Link

  1. OH MY GOD, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.
  2. Fuckin' loser...

AlvinYTPEdit

Grover Teaches YTP - Link

  1. Shit

CaptainOhYeahEdit

Bubble Buddy Slaughters His Victims Without Pity or Remorse - Link

  1. Penis

CraazyCat13Edit

Robotnik and His Game Boy - Link

  1. Shut the fuck up

GeonExMachinaEdit

Twilight's Overall Thoughts About Google + - Link

  1. BULLSHIT!

KroboProductionsEdit

Freddy Ruins Sam's Life - Link

  1. Penis
  2. Suck my cock
  3. Niggers

QuibbyJibbyEdit

The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby - Link

  1. I'm going to ram my massive (dinosaur) penis so far into your tiny little rectum
  2. Excrement

SliceMeLikeThisEdit

Freddie Bangs iCarly - Link

  1. Dick (x8)

SpongeBob, Gay Krabs, and Johnny Depp - Link

  1. Cock

Sarah Palin - Link

  1. Fuck my ass

thesonicway2Edit

Awesome Ass Rammer! lol - Link

  1. Ass rammer

tomservo3Edit

A Town Called WHAT - Link

  1. Penis

WTLNetwork=Edit

WTL Swear Pack - Link

  1. Arse
  2. Blowjob
  3. Bollocks
  4. Came
  5. Cum
  6. Cunt
  7. Dick
  8. Drugs
  9. Fuck (x2)
  10. Fucking (x2)
  11. Fucked
  12. Fuck you (x2)
  13. Full
  14. Gay
  15. Hard
  16. Johnny
  17. Masturbate
  18. Masturbation
  19. OOOOH SH(BLEEP)
  20. Penis
  21. Rape
  22. *Scream*
  23. Semen
  24. Shit
  25. Take her from behind
  26. Twat
  27. Vagina
  28. Wanking
  29. Whore

Trolling/Spamming Edit

YFRWK Edit

  1. KFC

Miscellaneous YouTube VideosEdit

Jack Black Says "What the F#@k" 11 Different Ways

  1. What the fuck? (x10)
  2. Fuck the WHAT?!

Norm Gets Mad At All The Haters On YouTube, Biggest Freakout Ever - Link

  1. Fuck you
  2. Fat ass
  3. Gay
  4. Dumb ass
  5. Fuck

Mario Sex Education - Link

  1. AIDS (x2)
  2. Sexual intercourse (x2)
  3. Penis and testicle
  4. Sperm
  5. Teen pregnancy
  6. A condom (x2)
  7. STD's (x2)
  8. Pregnancy
  9. Genitalia
  10. Penis
  11. Pubic hair
  12. Yes

Some Guy Who Yells at Some Cats - Link

  1. Get the fuck down!
  2. Fucking jump!
  3. You fucking pussy!
  4. What the fuck are you looking at?!
  5. Don't fucking run away from me!
  6. I'll end you!
  7. You son of a bitch!
  8. Don't fucking go in my closet!
  9. Get the fuck outside!
  10. YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
  11. I'm going to rape you!
  12. Fuck you!
  13. Don't fucking stare at me!
  14. Bitch!
  15. Where'd you fucking go?
  16. You fucking bitch!
  17. YAH! (x3)

Bill O'Reilly Freak Out - Link

  1. Fuckin' thing sucks
  2. Fuck it!

A Town Called Dildo - Link

  1. Dildo
  2. An artificial penis

Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) - Link

  1. Fuck her right in the pussy!

AOL Commercial Parody - Link

  1. Dickhead
  2. A veneral disease

IED, Iraq's Largest IED - Link

  1. Holy fucking shit!

The Wrath of Rog - Link

  1. Off the face of this continent, you little (insert)
  2. Think again, fucker

Sexual Harrasment in the Workplace - Link

  1. You've got a fat cock
  2. I've got a fat cock
  3. We should rub our fat cocks together
  4. Two fat cocks
  5. Sexual harassment
  6. I could go for a power fuck right about now
  7. Smells like vagina in here
  8. Smells like fresh vagina in here
  9. My vagina

Chinese Man Calls Black Woman a Bitch - Link

  1. Fuck you too, bitch!
  2. Kiss my ass, bitch motherfucker!

Sound EffectEdit

Punch Sound Effect - Link

  1. (Punch Landing in x16)

Farting Sound Effect - Link

  1. (short fart)
  2. (long fart)

Evil Laugh Sound Effect - Link

  1. (Evil Laughing)

Cartoon Scream (Mel Blanc stock recording) Link

  1. AAAAAAHHH!!!

Source sound libraryEdit

  1. (punch and grunt noise)

Video GamesEdit

Atomic Bomberman Edit

  • Unused voice clips - Link
    1. My ass
    2. My ass is killing me
    3. Awww shit!
    4. Yo ass is grass!
    5. Talk to the fist, 'cause the face is pissed!
    6. Shit!
    7. Oh my ass!
    8. Ooohh, my ass!
    9. Oh, my ASS!
    10. Aw shit, not again!
    11. You're fucked!

Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Edit

  1. HELL FUCKING YES! - Link

Bioshock 2 Edit

  • Splicer voicelips - Link
    1. Fucking sodomites

Blue Dragon Edit

Eternity - Link

  1. Eternity

Brutal LegendEdit

  1. Ya stupid, mother, fucking, piece of shit! - Link
  • Metalocalypse Promo - Link
    1. No fucking way, dude.

Conker's Bad Fur Day Edit

Surgeon Tediz dialogue scene - Link

  1. What the f*bleep*?

The Great Mighty Poo - Link

  1. Throw my shit at you
  2. Ram it up my butt

Grand Theft Auto IV Edit

  1. Hey fuckface
  2. Fucking pussy
  3. You dumb fucker
  4. You're gonna fucking die
  5. You fuckeeeeer!
  • Niko Bellic Voice - Link
    1. Asshole!
    2. Fuck you!
    3. Go fuck yourself

Grand Theft Auto V Edit

  1. Awwwww, shit.

Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasEdit

  • Running Dog - Link
    1. Asshole
  • Pedestrian Quotes
    1. Ya idiot shithead!
    2. Pile of shit

Half-Life 2 Edit

  1. (crunch and grunt noise)
  2. GET. THE HELL. OUTTA HERE! - Link
  3. (screaming)

Hotel Mario - LinkEdit

  1. (evil laughing)
  2. Look!
  3. No...
  4. You gotta help us!
  5. Eh, Luigi? (used with part of the sentence it is used in to make it sound like gay)

Huniecam Studio Edit

  • Lillan dialouge - Link
    1. Fuck my life

I.M. Meen Edit

  1. In 100 years!

Kingdom of Paradise Edit

  1. WHAT? You bitch!

Lemmings Edit

  1. Let's go!
  2. Oh no!
  3. Yippie!
  4. Splat!
  5. (Screams)
  6. (Glug)
  7. (Scrape)
  8. (Fire)
  9. (Chink)
  10. (Boing)
  11. (Pop)

Link: The Faces of Evil - LinkEdit

  1. Or else you will die!
  2. BURN!
  3. Go and kill!
  4. Fire
  5. Bombs
  6. You want it?
  7. Boobies (from rubies)
  8. Squadalaa
  9. For
  10. Here

Oh No! More Lemmings Edit

  1. Let's go!
  2. Oh no!
  3. Yippie!
  4. Splat!
  5. (Screams)
  6. (Glug)
  7. (Scrape)
  8. (Fire)
  9. (Stomp)
  10. (Wheel spinning)
  11. (Paper being shredded)
  12. (Chameleon eating)
  13. (Chink)
  14. (Boing)
  15. (Pop)
  16. (Bubble Gun)
  17. (Bubble Suck Up)
  18. (Icicle)

Roblox Edit

  • Death sound - Link
    1. (grunt of pain)

Saints Row Edit

  1. You don't look like much. Then again, I don't look like I have an eight inch cock, so I guess we're both full of surprises. - Link

Sega Rally Edit

  • Game Over screen - Link
    1. Game over, yeaaaah!

Shadows of the Damned Edit

  • Enlarge Your Johnson - Link
    1. Boner

The Simpsons: Hit and Run Edit

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 - Link Edit

  1. Yes

Star Fox 64 Edit

  1. You're the only hope for our (insert)

Street Fighter II Edit

[11]

  1. You lose

Street Fighter III: Third Strike Edit

Urien soundclips

  1. Crush
  2. Kill
  3. Destroy

Team Fortress 2 Edit

  • Meet the Spy - Link
    1. Pornography
  • Painis Cupcake - Link
    1. I am Painis Cupcake
  • nope.avi - Link
    1. Nope
  • Demoman Taunts - Link
    1. Ka-BOOM!
  • Heavy quotes - Link
    1. You are DEAD.

Total Distortion Edit

  • Game over screen (You Are Dead) - Link
    1. You are dead! Dead, dead!

Unreal Tournament Edit

  1. (Echoing): Holy shit.

The Wacky World of Minature Golf Edit

  1. Ow

Zelda: The Wand of GamelonEdit

Link

  1. YOU MUST DIE! - Link
  2. No
  3. Penetrate
  4. Dinner
  5. Ship (used as shit)
  6. YOU'VE KILLED ME!
  7. GOOD.
  8. I know

Commercials / Advertisements Edit

Ayds Edit

  • Ayds Diet Candy - Link
    1. AIDS

Big Bill Hell's Cars Edit

  • Big Bill Hell's Cars (Fake commercial)- Link
    1. Fuck you
    2. You can kiss my ass!
    3. You're such a stupid motherfucker
    4. Bullshit
    5. Shove it up your ugly ass
    6. You're fucked six way to Sunday
    7. Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
    8. Fuck off
    9. Hurry up, asshole!
    10. Or you're a dead motherfucker!
    11. Go to hell!
    12. Sons a bitches

Call of Duty Edit

  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II Banned Commercial - Link
    1. Penetration

Chrysler Edit

  • Dr. Z Radio ad
    1. It's a German thing. You wouldn't understand.

Converse Shoes Edit

  • Converse Shoes: Lupo's Nightmare - [V Link]
    1. I GONNA DIIIEEEE-EY-IIIE!

Dairy Queen Edit

  • Dairy Queen Grill Burger Song' - Link
    1. Shove it in your mouth

End the Word Edit

  • Spread the Word to End the Word "Not Acceptable" PSA - Link
    1. It's not acceptable to call me a nigger.

Five Gum Edit

  • How it feels to chew five gum - Link
    1. Stimulate

Freddy Freaker Edit

  • Freddy Freaker Commercial - Link
    1. Call Now!

Halloween Express Edit

  • Sexy Halloween Costumes - Link
    1. Big Bad Wolf
    2. Sexy Red Ridding Hood

Mozilla Edit

  • Mozilla Firefox "Whee" - Link
    1. Wheeeeeeee! (giggle) Wheeeee!

Old Spice Edit

  • Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "This One Does, Dummy" - Link
    1. WHAT?
  • Old Spice Body Wash Terry Crews "Powerfus as Me" - Link
    1. EXPLOOOOOOSIOOOOON!

Partnership for a drug free America Edit

Slap Chop Edit

  • Vince Offer with Slap Chop - Link
    1. You're gonna love my nuts.

Staples Edit

  • Staples "That's a Low Price" - Link
    1. Wow!
    2. That's

State Farm Edit

  • State of Unrest (Jake from State Farm) - Link
    1. Who are you talking to at 3 in the morning? WHO IS THIS?

Volvic Edit

  • Volvic Mineral Water "George the Volcano" ad - Link
    1. Cum

Winnebago Edit

  • Winnebago Man - Link
    1. What the fuck is this thing?
    2. Fuck's sake
    3. Shit! (x3)
    4. Gotta do it again right now!
    5. Oh, fuck!
    6. Fuck! (x4)
    7. Don't slam the fuckin' door.
    8. Bullshit!
    9. Goddamn jackass!
    10. Goddamn son of a bitch!
    11. Motherfucker

Yandy Edit

  • Sexy Wolf Costume - Link
    1. Extra furry wolf

Non-YouTube Internet ContentEdit

Lindsey Lohan Voicemail Prank - Link Edit

  1. Gay porn (x2)

Ultimate TYP Soundboard Edit

Link

  1. Do you remember when I auditioned for 2 Girls 1 Cup

PodcastsEdit

Lou Reads the InternetEdit

mytinydick.com - Link

  1. Hey guys. I have a very small penis.

WTF with Marc Maron Edit

Tom Kenny Tells Marc Maron the Origin of SpongeBob's Voice' -

  1. This is the only time of the year...you kniw if it wasn't for the Christmas shit. I WOULDN'T. FUCKING WORK. This is the only time of the year I fucking work, it pisses me off! It's like, you know, I'm glad to have it, knock on wood, but motherfucker....

Short FilmsEdit

J.G. QuintelEdit

2 in the AM PM - Link

  1. Acid
  2. Fuck off!
  3. Right fuckin' now!
  4. What the fuck is wrong with you?
  5. Fuck

Real-Life Event RecordingsEdit

Barack Obama Edit

  1. 700 billion

Fred PhelpsEdit

Link

  1. Rape you up the butt! (x2)
  2. Masturbating
  3. SHUT THE HELL UP!
  4. You lying piece of shit!

Dave Grohl Kicks Fan OutEdit

Link

  1. Hey, motherfuckers
  2. You don't fuckin' fight at my show you asshole
  3. Get the fuck outta my show right now (x2)
  4. Get the fuck out
  5. Get the fuck outta here

Seattle Mariners Baseball Pitcher Meltdown BlowupEdit

-Link

  1. Motherfucking
  2. You motherfuckers!
  3. You cocksucking motherfuckers!

Uncatagorized Edit

Hitmen for Hire - Link

  1. FOUR FREAKING MONTHS!
  2. I'm gonna pull out a goddamn shitgun, and blow your damn head off! Do you understand? YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP?