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The D is the source of pleasure.

In SpongeBob SquarePants edits (and other video edits alike), the main component is the use of various sounds aside from the episode's audio. They span from skits to songs, and from YouTube Poops to movies. This list is a database of all sounds used and where to find them. For the most part, it is possible to find all of them using YouTube, which can additionally be downloaded and saved for later use.

Rules and whatnot of the page:

  1. If part of a sentence is in parenthesis, that means the word is usually trimmed out because that adjective usually doesn't apply to the character it refers to. Example: "Suck my (presidental) cock, bitch!"
  2. Please only add sounds you actually have heard in edits and/or soundpacks. Do not use the page to suggest what you would think would be good ideas for sounds.
  3. If it is something you know from a song sample or a YTP, put the original source on the page instead of the song/YTP. If you don't, put it on here anyway and we will try to find the original.
  4. Please try not to put sounds you don't know the sources of. The point of this page is to help you find the sources of sounds, so having a sound with no source on there is counter productive. If you still do this, we will try to find the source, but if we don't, it's off the page.
  5. If you don't know the artist of the song/video, put it on, we will try to find it, yada yada yada.
  6. Any sound that say "Niggers" keep in lowercase even if it's being shouted, it sets off the spam filter otherwise. For the same reason the name of the song in the Gangsta Rap: the Glockumentery section has no spaces.

Tenacious DEdit

Inward Singing - Link

  1. (snoring)
  2. Come here, I want you!
  3. All..fucking..night.
  4. Oh, shut up!
  5. Shut up!
  6. Fuck you!
  7. You fucking dick!
  8. You piece of shit!
  9. You fucking shit!
  10. What's funny?
  11. You fucking bitch!
  12. Fuckin'
  13. Fuck yeah!
  14. Fucking...cock-ay-ass!
  15. You'd fuckin' (insert)

Hard Fucking - Link

  1. Hard fucking?
  2. Hard fucking
  3. Get on top, honey.
  4. Fuckin you really hard!
  5. Slow down, I'm gonna spurt. gahh! ah, sorry.
  6. Shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

Cock Pushups - Link

  1. Doin' cock pushups
  2. Yer boner
  3. Yer cock
  4. Pssshh, yeah.
  5. Yeah (x6)

Rock Your Socks - Link

  1. Fuckin
  2. Squeeze out a cleaveland steamer on my chest.
  3. Sex! (six) (x3)
  4. Bullshit
  5. An oversized guitar.
  6. Drop trou

Master Exploder - Link

  1. My voice is fuckin powerful
  2. Sorry

Kickapoo - Link

  1. But, man, he can suck a cock.
  2. Gotta suck a chode
  3. (spank) AAAAGHHHHH!
  4. Cockles
  5. Fuck you

Kielbasa - Link

  1. Buttcheeks (x2)
  2. Lubrication (x2)
  3. Dianetics
  4. Dianetics junior much better than Krishna
  5. You motherfucker! (x2)
  6. Smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed.
  7. Get it on!
  8. You motherfuckers!
  9. You know what time it is?
  10. FUCK YEAH!

The Government Totally Sucks - Link

  1. Fuckin
  2. Get naked
  3. Smoked on the weed
  4. You motherfucker

Fuck Her Gently - Link

  1. I'm gonna fuck you.
  2. That's fuckin teamwork
  3. Make some love
  4. Zanzibar
  5. I'm gonna hump you.
  6. I'm gonna fuuuuck youuuuu haaaaard!
  7. Screw you
  8. Bone

Double Team - Link

  1. Damn...
  2. How's it going? (x2)
  3. Man, I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze! AND SQUEEEEEZE!
  4. Take off your blouse and ya UNDAPANTS!
  5. Splooge!
  6. Having sex with me
  7. French tickler
  8. Sex
  9. Hail Satan! (x4)

Karate - Link

  1. With karate I'll kick your ass
  2. I'm gonna kick your ass!
  3. Pubic hair (x2)
  4. Mothafucka (x6)

Explosivo - Link

  1. Gonna smoke some weed
  2. Climb upon my BIG ASS steed
  3. Ride, ride, ride

Beelzeboss (the Final Showdown) - Link

  1. FUCK! (x2)
  2. FUUUUCK!
  3. OW, FUCK!
  4. Sex slave
  5. Gargle mayonnaise
  6. We've been through so much shit
  7. With my dick
  8. Little bitch!
  9. Boy (clean version)
  10. God dammit!
  11. Mothafucka!
  12. Yes, you are fucked!
  13. Fuck you! (x2)
  14. FuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
  15. My cock, you will suck
  16. You guys are fuckin' lame!

Drive-Thru - Link

  1. And a small, A SMALL!
  2. Fuck my ass, what else?
  3. Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets.
  4. Shut up and listen to my order
  5. Please, don't, don't offer me anything.
  6. The six piece nuggets.
  7. Filet o' fish sandwich.
  8. Small seasoned curlies (x2)
  9. Chocolate shake
  10. Not a large, a small
  11. Give it to me
  12. Calorie intake

Classico - Link

  1. You fuckin suck my fuckin cock!

History - Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. Tenacious D
  3. Burrito supreme

Kyle Quit The Band Demo Tape - Link

  1. You slice of shit.
  2. Shut up, you fucking ass.
  3. You bitch.
  4. You're my bitch, you fucking bitch.
  5. I'll come over there and bitch slap you with my cock, motherfucker.
  6. You're a fucking shit!
  7. You fucking cock!
  8. Bitch!
  9. Shitass
  10. Cockass (x2)
  11. You fucker!

One Note Song - Link

  1. Yeah?
  2. No.
  3. Fucking
  4. Stop playing.
  5. Me, baby. Me.
  6. ME.

Karate Schnitzel - Link

  1. God, I'm fuckin hungry.
  2. Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel?
  3. Wake up, you asshole.
  4. Ah ahh god! What?
  5. You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
  6. God!
  7. What are ya doin?!

Friendship Test - Link

  1. Hey.
  2. I love you.
  3. What'd you say?
  4. No.
  5. Whoa, whoa... like?
  6. Hoo ho ho, man!
  7. Fuckin (x2)
  8. Ass!
  9. Dude, listen.
  10. Click!

Deth Starr - Link

  1. Get your shit together, motherfucker!
  2. Son of a bitch
  3. Shit
  4. Fuckin'
  5. Blow that bitch to another dimension

They Fucked Our Asses - Link

  1. They fucked our asses
  2. They fucked them hard

Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage - Link

  1. Doing mushrooms
  2. Fuck him
  3. Snort coke
  4. Ass of a whore
  5. Completely insane

P.O.D. - Link

  1. Fuckin' insane

Tribute - Link

  1. Motherfuckin'
  2. Motherfucker
  3. I'll eat your soul

City Hall - Link

  1. The people that's in the streets
  2. Fuck shit up
  3. Screaming in the streets
  4. Setting fucking fires
  5. 20 floors below sea level... from a bunker
  6. Rage Kage

Flutes and Trombones - Link

  1. You goddamn motherfucking stupid piece of shit!
  2. Fuck YOU!

Señorita - Link

  1. Fuckin' fuck myself
  2. Fuckin'
  3. Fuck you! You piece of shit! (PUNCH)

39 - Link

  1. Whore
  2. Don't you call her a whore!
  3. Fuckin'
  4. Sucka my dick
  5. I'll fucking tear your esophagus out
  6. Movie
  7. Anus
  8. Stick a finger in it

Roadie - Link

  1. Can I sucka your dick
  2. Yes
  3. I sucked your dick
  4. Chode

Low Hangin' Fruit - Link

  1. OH MA GAWD!
  2. Butt-floss thong

Classical Teacher - Link

  1. Orgasm
  2. WHAT?!
  3. GAWDDD!
  4. Das my cock.
  5. Das my cock in your buttcheeks.
  6. I'm FUCKING WAKING YOU UP!!!
  7. Touching me with your penis?
  8. Lemme touch your penis.

Rize of the Fenix - Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Tenacious D (in clean version)
  3. (explosion)

The Road - Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Fuckin' hard
  3. We screwed two times, then I left

Tenacious D (HBO Series)Edit

The Search For Inspirado - Link

  1. Goddamnit
  2. WHAT THE FUCK?
  3. You...COCKSUCKER!
  4. You don't give a shit!
  5. YOU FUCKER! (x2)
  6. YA FUCKIN' BITCH!
  7. (Crying)

Tenacious D: The Complete MasterworksEdit

JB's BJ  - Link

  1. FUCK! Six weeks and I've only sucked one cock!
  2. 5 dollars handjob, 10 dollars blowjob, 20 dollars rimjob.
  3. The blowjob is awesome!
  4. That's a lotta cum!
  5. Shit!

Rock Star Sperm For Sale - Link

  1. Rock star sperm for sale! (x2)
  2. I know, goddammit, it blows.

Butt Baby - Link

  1. What the fuck?
  2. Oh, nothin'... we're just trippin' balls.

Tenacious D: Time FixersEdit

Link

  1. Why don't the two of you guys go stick your heads up each other's assholes, and suck the shit out of each other's butts?
  2. Kick his fuckin' ass!
  3. There's just one problem with your fuckin' plan, you goddamn motherfuckin' stupid piece of shit, we're gonna kick the living fuck outta you!
  4. You fucker
  5. Assholes

Jack Black on PiracyEdit

Link

  1. Don't be a douche.
  2. No kick-ass rock n roll or movies.

Tenacious D in: The Pick of DestinyEdit

  1. It hurts my cock! - Link
  2. Holy shitballs. - Link
  3. I fucking love this band! - Link
  4. PERIOD! - Link
  5. The cock! Use the cock! - Link
  6. Oh goddammit (x2) - Link
  7. What the fuck are you doing? - Link
  8. (muffled) Fuck! - Link
  9. Bullshit (deleted scene)

M.O.D.Edit

AIDS - Link

  1. Penis up your ass

Adam Sandler Edit

Adam Sandler

Spit On Your Hand And Stroke My Cock At An Editor's Pace...

At a Medium Pace - Link

  1. Stick it up my ass
  2. Dick and balls
  3. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
  4. Call me an ugly woman!
  5. Stroke my cock
  6. Watch me whack off! (x2)
  7. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
  8. Shave off my pubes
  9. I'm about to blow my load!
  10. I spewed all over myself
  11. My scrotum
  12. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
  13. Punch me in the face
  14. Dick

Do It For Your Mama - Link

  1. Beat off ya' khhack an' balls
  2. Cock and balls
  3. Cock!

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions - Link

  1. Fuckin shit!
  2. My mother's a piece of shit!
  3. I had to shit all fuckin' day!
  4. Bitch

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian -Link

  1. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
  2. Blew my fuckin' mind!
  3. My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day
  4. I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girl!

Assistant Principal's Big Day - Link

  1. My genitalia
  2. Build toward orgasm
  3. I am ejaculating
  4. Satisfy each other orally
  5. Undress each other
  6. They are masturbating
  7. I play with myself

Toll Booth Willie- Link

  1. Considering you're a fuckin' idiot
  2. Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch!
  3. I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head in with a Louisville fucking slugger, what do you think of that ass-fuck!
  4. You fucking bitch, fuck you!
  5. You dirty whore
  6. You cum guzzling queen!
  7. Go fuck yourself
  8. Eat shit! Eat my shit!
  9. You fucking douchebag!
  10. Go suck a cock!
  11. You piece of fucking repeating shit!
  12. Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch!

The Cheerleader - Link

  1. You suck! (x2)
  2. OW!
  3. You guys are assholes!

Eight Crazy NightsEdit

Technical Foul - Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. Wash my ass

Happy GillmoreEdit

  1. The price is wrong, bitch. - Link

AfromanEdit

Colt .45 (Crazy Rap) - Link

  1. Pussy
  2. Marijuana
  3. Leader of the Ku Klux Klan
  4. We fucked on the bed
  5. Fucked on the floor
  6. Fucked
  7. Sucked my dick 'till the shit turn white
  8. Titties
  9. Gotta go jack off
  10. She whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
  11. That's the best damn pussy I ever had
  12. Smoke
  13. Weed
  14. Feelin' high as hell
  15. Ass
  16. Big butt
  17. Big titties
  18. Joint
  19. Good morning, ladies
  20. Colt .45
  21. Afroman

Back to School - Link

  1. Nigganometry
  2. Eat a fat dick
  3. Orgies
  4. Suck my dick
  5. Fucked up
  6. The police
  7. The university of smoking marijuana

Because I Got High - Link

  1. Now I'm jackin' off
  2. Eat yo' pussy
  3. Child support
  4. Run from the cops

Three 6 MafiaEdit

Slob On My Knob - Link

  1. Give me head
  2. Sex
  3. Squeeze on my nuts
  4. Lick on my butt
  5. My nigga
  6. Sucks on dick (does it real good)
  7. A nigga
  8. Lay on the bed
  9. Where the niggas at?
  10. Please don't touch
  11. Bend ova

Sick AnimationEdit

Suck My Dick With a Condom On - Link

  1. Suck my dick with a condom on bitch
  2. You can suck my dick

Gilbert GottfriedEdit

Dead Hooker, Cocksucker, Armless & Leggless - Link

  1. Could you please give me a blowjob?

DJ AssaultEdit

Ass N Titties 2001 - Link

  1. Titties
  2. Hot horny hoes

TwelthofadimeEdit

Carnival Madness - Link

  1. Get the fuck out (x2)
  2. Cocksucker

Rev TheoryEdit

Hell Yeah - Link

  1. Hell

Steve VaiEdit

Fuck Yourself - Link (Commonly misattributed to Frank Zappa)

  1. Stick it up your ass
  2. Gay
  3. Masturbate
  4. Cum
  5. You should fuck yourself
  6. Straight
  7. Fucking shit
  8. Asshole
  9. With your face

Electric SixEdit

Vibrator - Link

  1. Vibrator
  2. Artificial stimulator

Gay Bar (Hi Res) - Link

  1. I wanna take a gay bar

Da Lench MobEdit

Guerillas in tha Mist - Link

  1. Dick and nutsack
  2. Ding-dong
  3. Butts
  4. Hit him with a coconut
  5. Stab him in his gut
  6. Nuts
  7. Motherfuckin'
  8. Straight

The OffspringEdit

The Kids Aren't Alright  - Link

  1. What the hell is going on!?
  2. Suicide

No RemorseEdit

Adolf Hitler - Link

  1. Adolf Hitler

KlubbhoppersEdit

Suck my dick (Blackroom Edit) - Link

  1. Suck my dick!

Cartoon ShowsEdit

The BoondocksEdit

A Date With the Booty Warrior - Link

  1. I came looking for booty
  2. I came looking for man's butt
  3. You came looking for sex with an underaged boy?
  4. I ain't got no milk, no cookies
  5. Eh, eh, eh, nigga, you got a nice little ass, nigga
  6. Mmhmm, take your time
  7. Give me yo' ass nigga
  8. No!
  9. Chris Hansen
  10. I like ya, and I want ya.
  11. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.
  12. The choice is yours
  13. Ok, I see you choosin' the hard way
  14. Nigga, did you just say what I was trying to say, but smarter?
  15. Little boys

Granddad's Fight - Link 1 Link 2

  1. Watch where you walking, nigga.
  2. What did you say, bitch nigga?
  3. Eh whatchoo say, nigga?
  4. Eh, squeeze it, nigga!
  5. Oh, hell no.
  6. Mehhh...that's some ol' bullshit
  7. Bitchass nigga-a-a
  8. Bitchass, nigga

Stinkmeaner Strikes Back - Link

  1. Nigga
  2. You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick!
  3. Whadidyoo say, NIGGA?!
  4. Fuck you, punk-ass pussy-ass hook-ass nigga!
  5. Aw yeah!
  6. What's good, nyuggah?!

The S-Word - Link

  1. Porch Monkey
  2. Spearchucker

(unknown)

  1. Ya stupid fucking bitch!

SuperfuckersEdit

The Greatest Story Ever Told - Link

  1. Oh my goddamn god
  2. Boner

Burger Brothers- Link

  1. You a shitty fucking friend, you know that bitch
  2. Now I've got a hug hard on

Sweet Mystery - Link

  1. Hello, bitches!

The Hero's Destiny - Link

  1. Holy human shit!

Beavis and ButtheadEdit

No Laughing, Part II - Link

  1. Sex
  2. Penis!
  3. Vagina!
  4. Testicles!
  5. Venereal disease!
  6. Sexual intercourse!
  7. Scrotom!
  8. Clitoris!
  9. Masturbation!

Cyberbutt - Link

  1. Porn
  2. Porno

Trouble Urinating - Link

  1. Take out your penises!

Tech Support

  1. Butt plug

(unknown)

  1. I'm horny! (bunghole)

Dragon Ball ZEdit

Goku's Arrival

  1. It's Over NINE THOUSAND!!! - Link

Family GuyEdit

PTV - Link

  1. Dammit, can't a guy masturbate in this house?
  2. Testicles
  3. Balls

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (AIDS song) Link

  1. Unprotected sex
  2. You got the aids
  3. You have AIDS
  4. HIV

The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Dick Cheney as a Walmart Greeter)

  1. Go fuck yourself - Link

Wasted Talent

  1. Because you touch yourself at night - Link

Hell Comes to Quahog - Link

  1. What the Hell!?
  2. No no no no NO NOOOOOO!

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz

  1. Genital warts - Link

Play it Again, Brian

  1. Pedophile - Link

Petarded

  1. Testicles - Link

Stewie Loves Lois

  1. Violated

Jerome is the New Black (Black Jesus) - Link

  1. Yo momma's ass

Mother Tucker (Masturbator and Commander) - Link

  1. Masturbator

Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Link

  1. Fuck off

The Man with Two Brians

  1. Jackass

North by North Quahog - Link

  1. Stop it! (x2)

Blind Ambition - Link

  1. Jesus christ!

Brothers and Sisters - Link

  1. You wanna see my paginis?

Road to Europe - Link

  1. Alright, okay! God!

South ParkEdit

Go God Go - Link

  1. Buttsex
  2. Babies
  3. Having Buttsex
  4. Bull Crap!

Le Petit Tourette - Link

  1. Cocksucker
  2. Faggot
  3. Shitballs
  4. Pussy asshole
  5. Dicktits
  6. Crap-filled vagina
  7. Piss in the ass
  8. Titty sprinkles
  9. Piss! (x5)
  10. Piss out my ass! (x2)
  11. Piss in the ass!
  12. Piss coming from my ass! (sometimes just "coming" on its own as "cumming")
  13. Sex with children
  14. Goddamn Jews!
  15. Oh god I'm so turned on right now.
  16. ASS BARF!
  17. Kike
  18. I just peed my pants!
  19. Cock! (x5)
  20. CAWWK!
  21. Pussy
  22. Stupid shit (x2)
  23. Dumb shit
  24. Boner
  25. Ass (x3)
  26. Shithead
  27. Ass-licker dick-face
  28. Why don't you take a seat? Take a seat right over there.
  29. Asscheeks
  30. Dickhead

Imaginationland

  1. Oh, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! - Link
  2. ALLAH! - Link

The Return of Chef - Link

  1. Up your butt.
  2. Inside your rectum
  3. In your asshole
  4. Have sex with children

Eek, a Penis! - Link

  1. PENIS! (PAYNUSS!)
  2. Faggot

Chocolate Salty Balls - Link

  1. You just bring my balls
  2. Suck on my chocolate salty balls
  3. My balls
  4. Dick (from stick)
  5. Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
  6. Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

D-Yikes! - Link

  1. Shut the FUCK up!
  2. Penises (x2)
  3. Tits

I'm Gonna Make Love To You, Woman - Link

  1. I'm gonna make love to you, woman

The Ungroundable- Link

  1. Gay
  2. Freaking retarded
  3. Boner

The Death Camp of Tolerance

  1. Queer

Over Logging - Link

  1. Bestiality
  2. Brazilian fart porn

Prostitute Song - Link

  1. Prostitute (x3)

(unknown)

  1. Boner (different sound)

Gay Fish

  1. The gayest of the gay fish

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - Link

  1. Dildo

Douche and Turd - Link

  1. Bitch

SpongeBob SquarePantsEdit

Can You Spare a Dime? - Link

  1. Not

Sailor Mouth

  1. Tell me

Krab-Borg - Link

  1. Arr

Krusty Krab Training Video - Link

  1. Haha...WRONG!

Survival of the Idiots - Link

  1. White

Squidville

  1. Four-way (x3)
  2. Three-way

The Bully - Link

  1. Now
  2. Diarrhea

I'm Your Biggest Fanatic - Link

  1. Touch

Nasty Patty

  1. Killed him

(unknown)

  1. Money

Aqua Teen Hunger ForceEdit

Dickesode - Link

  1. Tonight you will get your dick ripped off

Revenge of the Mooninites - Link

  1. Sodomize

Total Re-Carl- Link

  1. A crapper

This is Your Left - Link

  1. You're gonna die!

ATHF:Movie Film for Theaters

  1. Up your butt!

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1Edit

Allen Part 2- Link

  1. You suckin' fuck suck gayass motherfucker
  2. You son of a bitch
  3. Pooty-butt doody!

The SimpsonsEdit

Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie

  1. I REGRET NOTHING! - Link

Bart vs. Australia

  1. I'll be damned
  2. You are gay (Uruguay) - Link

Krusty Gets Kancelled

  1. What the hell was that? - Link

The Simpsons MovieEdit

  1. PENIS! - Link

Robot ChickenEdit

The Abortionator - Link

  1. Urinate on the homeless!

The Adventures of Sonic the HedgehogEdit

Boogey-Mania - Link

  1. SnooPINGAS usual I see

Lovesick Sonic - Link

  1. NO!

Sonic Christmas BlastEdit

  1. Penis - Link

MetalocalypseEdit

Performanceklok

  1. I'll kiiill youuuu!

Dethlessons

  1. (Distorted guitars)

Rehabklok

  1. Fuckin'
  2. Vomit

Dethcamp

  1. Faggot
  2. Bullshits
  3. Gettin' the fucks outta here

Tributeklok

  1. Holy shit!

DethklokEdit

Dethsupport - Link

  1. Bronchitis

Laser Cannon Deth Sentence - Link

  1. FIRE!
  2. Strapped to a rocket ignited
  3. DIE!

Tour Skit #1

  1. Get outta here! Why don't you take a picture and blog about it online with yer pervert...laptop

Doomstar Requiem SoundtrackEdit

Partying Around the World - Link

  1. Herpes

How Can I Be a Hero?

  1. Blowjob

The Depths of Humanity

  1. Oh my God!

Cyanide and Happiness Edit

The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere - Link

  1. My ass

Dr. TranEdit

Dr. Tran MAIL (S1, Ep06) "Keith Cares" - Link

  1. In my pants
  2. Boner
  3. Popped a boner

FuturamaEdit

Fry and the Slurm Factory - Link

  1. SHUT THE HELL UP!

Proposition Infinity

  1. Shut up.

Sonic XEdit

Cracking Knuckles - Link

  1. SHUT UP!

Super Mario WorldEdit

Mama Luigi - Link

  1. HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!

The Marvelous Misadventures of FlapjackEdit

The Footburn - Link

  1. (Yell)

Kill La KillEdit

Junketsu - Link

  1. Get naked!
  2. Your boobs are way bigger than hers! Way bigger!
  3. She has a great rack
  4. Rip your clothes off and get NAAAKED!
  5. Get...naked?

My Little Pony: Friendship is MagicEdit

Friendship is Magic, Part 2

  1. I think I stepped in something. - Link
  2. (Pinkie crying) - Link

Griffon the Brush-Off

  1. (Glida roaring) - Link

Feeling Pinkie Keen

  1. TWITCHY TAIL!!! - Link

Party of One

  1. Losers - Link
  2. (Pinkie's hair popping, deflating) - Link

The Best Night Ever

  1. Royal pain - Link
  2. Afraid to get DIRTY!? - Link
  3. COME OUT!! - Link
  4. You're going to LOVE MEEEE!! - Link
  5. (evil laughter) - Link

Call of the Cutie

  1. But, AH WHAT IT NOOOOOW! - Link
  2. RIGHT NOOOOW! - Link

A Dog and Pony Show

  1. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (x2) - Link

Drawn TogetherEdit

The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II

  1. Nice, thick cock

Toot Goes Bollywood

  1. Touch yourselves
  2. Go to the movies

SquidbilliesEdit

(unknown)

  1. What the hell?

Kirby: Right Back at Ya!Edit

The Big Taste Test - Link

  1. Nasty

Dr. Seuss on the LooseEdit

Green Eggs and Ham - Link

  1. Eggs

Clerks: The Animated Series Edit

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives

  1. Y'know, I lost my virginity to her.
  2. Jerry Seinfeld
  3. I'm not your mate, fag!
  4. Up yours
  5. Cigarette
  6. Three-way

Regular ShowEdit

Meat Your Maker

  1. This stuff delicious - Link
  2. Bags of (usually completed with the Dr. Dre "weed" sound) - Link

SupernewsEdit

Master Debaters: Marijuana vs. Crystal Meth - Link

  1. Marijuana
  2. Crystal meth
  3. Drugs
  4. Don't you wanna have sex with strangers?

Street FighterEdit

The Medium is the Message - Link

  1. YES! YES!

Live-Action TV ShowsEdit

WWE RAWEdit

August 12, 2002 Brock Lesnar promo - Link

  1. Shut up, bitch!

March 12, 2012 promo - Link

  1. Cleveland steamer

The Whitest Kids U' Know Edit

Abe Lincoln - Link

  1. Oh no
  2. Suck my (presidential) cock, bitch!
  3. You fatass piece of shit!
  4. Oh, now you fucked up!
  5. Who said that? Which one of you dead motherfuckers just said that shit?
  6. You shut the fuck up

Pussy Restaurant - Link

  1. Fuck you
  2. Big fuckin' pussy

Walt Whitman - Link

  1. It tasted like salt
  2. My wiener
  3. My dick
  4. I want to stick my dick in boobs
  5. In my hands
  6. In my mouth

Grapist - Link

  1. Open wide, kids! Cause I'm gonna (g)rape you in the mouth!
  2. (G)rapist(x2)
  3. (G)rapes the kids

Great Grandmas - Link

  1. Porn

We Live in Garbage - Link

  1. Motherfucker
  2. Fuck
  3. Fuck face
  4. My ejaculate
  5. Homeless ejaculate
  6. Condoms

Butterbar- Link

  1. Oh hell no

Halloween- Link

  1. Shit
  2. Suck my dick
  3. Fuck you
  4. You better watch out before I fuck you up your fat fuckin' ass
  5. Fuckin'
  6. Pussy
  7. What the fuck for you fucking bitch
  8. Buttfuckers

Cumfetti - Link

  1. No I don't
  2. My dick
  3. Why is confetti coming out of my dick?
  4. Cancer
  5. I'm about to splooge!
  6. (Masturbation noises)
  7. (News headline music)
  8. You got some masturbating to do!

Insult Restaurant - Link

  1. Blow each other
  2. Pussies
  3. Pussy
  4. Wash your filthy pussies
  5. I'll get a beer
  6. Faggots
  7. You guys are faggots
  8. Shut up
  9. Shut up and get it yourselves

Gandalf - Link

  1. RAPE HIM!
  2. I fucking hate you! (2x)
  3. Why the fuck?
  4. Everybody, shut the fuck up!
  5. Asshole!
  6. That hurts!
  7. Cut the shit, you old fruit.
  8. God damn
  9. What the fuck?

Timmy Poops His Pants - Link

  1. That's fucking disgusting!
  2. Wash your goddamn hand
  3. Grab poop out of your butt
  4. Oh, shit
  5. I got my poop 'em my face

Fur TVEdit

Intro

  1. Sexually explicit nature

How to Cook Shit With Mervin - Link

  1. How to cook shit!
  2. Buuurp
  3. What the fuck is that?
  4. Fuckin'
  5. You little tit biscuit
  6. Piss (x2)
  7. FUCK IT, THIS IS PISS!
  8. Cock
  9. COCK MUNCH!
  10. It's a shit
  11. IT'S A SHIT
  12. YOU JUST FUCKED UP
  13. BUTTWIPE
  14. FUCKIN'
  15. No! It's (insert)

Penn and Teller: BullshitEdit

Eat This! - Link

  1. You need to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP! - Link
  2. Racist

Sleep Inc.

  1. And Jesus motherfucking Christ!

Manners - Link

  1. Bitch!

(unknown)

  1. Fuck you in the neck

EntourageEdit

Manic Monday

  1. GET. THE FUCK. OUT! - Link

PitchmenEdit

Billy Mays Blooper - Link

  1. You shittin' me?

The Price is RightEdit

Losing horn - Link

  1. (Losing horn sound)

That 70s ShowEdit

Reefer Madness

  1. Dumbass! - Link

(unknown)

  1. Dumbass (x2)
  2. You're a dumbass

iCarlyEdit

iRocked the Vote - Link

  1. Hobknocker

To Catch a PredatorEdit

Cleanest, Best Pleasure - Link

  1. In your mouth

Kenny vs. SpennyEdit

Who Can Commit the Most Crime? - Link

  1. Now I wanna rape a man
  2. Let's do some man rape

Curb Your EnthusiasmEdit

The Car Pool Lane - Link (last one in the video)

  1. Go fuck yourself

Fox NewsEdit

Shepard Smith Blooper - Link

  1. (A) blowjob

Blue's CluesEdit

The Grow Show - Link

  1. Oh yeah!
  2. Aw yeah!

Sesame StreetEdit

(I Can't Get No) Co-operation - Link

  1. Hope
  2. Fit

Mad TVEdit

John Madden Quick Pop Popcorn Popper - link

  1. Go f*beep* yourself!
  2. F*beep*in' bulls*beep*t!
  3. I'm gonna kick him in da ASS!

That's My White Mama - Link

  1. Don't make me break my foot up in yo ass!

Breaking BadEdit

Cat's in the Bag... - Link

  1. What up, biatch!

Peekaboo - Link

  1. WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH!

The Late Show with David LettermanEdit

Donald Trump Attacks O'Donnell - Link

  1. Rosie O'Donnell

The OfficeEdit

Frame Toby - Link

  1. NO GOD, PLEASE NO!
  2. No!

Movies Edit

Home AloneEdit

  1. (disorted screaming) - Link

Full Metal JacketEdit

  1. I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you
  2. Were you about to call me an asshole!? - Link
  3. Holy jesus? - Link
  4. What the fuck is that? - Link

Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackEdit

Link

  1. Fuckin'
  2. You gotta take a shit
  3. You dumb fuck!

Pulp FictionEdit

  1. Shut the fuck up! - Link
  2. Hamburgers - Link
  3. Get the fuck out my face with that shit! - Link
  4. Niggers - Link

Star WarsEdit

Episode III: Revenge of The Sith -Link

  1. Noooooooooooooo!

Farce of the PenguinsEdit

Link

  1. Penis
  2. Fuck you!
  3. FUUUCK YOOOU!
  4. I'm freezing my nuts off!
  5. My nuts! (x2)
  6. No, fuck you you old nutless motherfuck!
  7. You don't have nuts!
  8. On his ass!
  9. Your nuts!
  10. Nuts
  11. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
  12. You son of a bitch
  13. (Grunt of pain)

Superman ReturnsEdit

Link

  1. NO! Not that.
  2. WRONG!

Ace Ventura: When Nature CallsEdit

  1. Your balls are showing. - Link

The Kentucky Fried MovieEdit

Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker - Link

  1. Niggers!

300Edit

  1. THIS! IS! SPARTA! - Link

Snakes on a PlaneEdit

  1. Motherfucking (x2) - Link

Gangsta Rap: The GlockumentaryEdit

NiggaNiggaNigga - Link

  1. I'm one hundred percent nigga
  2. I'm TWO hundered percent nigga!
  3. Beer
  4. Malt liquor
  5. Chicken
  6. Hoes
  7. Bitches
  8. 'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga!
  9. Our dicks is bigga
  10. N... I-G-G-A!

Team America: World PoliceEdit

Everyone Has AIDS - Link

  1. AIDS (x2)

America, Fuck Yeah!

  1. Fuck yeah!

Tropic ThunderEdit

  1. I WILL FUCK YOU UP! - Link
  2. FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!
  3. Motherfucker!
  4. I will massacre you!

Austin Powers in GoldmemberEdit

  1. How about no? - Link

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the HoodEdit

  1. Please man, I'll suck your dick! -Link

ShrekEdit

  1. You dense, irrating, miniature beast of burden
  2. Oh, for the love of Pete!
  3. Stubborn jackass!

Shrek 2Edit

  1. And well, now, we're sexy! - Link
  2. Uno, dos, cuatro!

Toy StoryEdit

  1. (Laughing) - Link

Anchorman: the Legend of Ron BurgundyEdit

  1. Be oh (chuckle): be hind - Link
  2. Go fuck yourself - Link
  3. You are a smelly pirate hooker
  4. Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island

SuperbadEdit

  1. Fuck my life - Link

Gone With the WindEdit

  1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - Link

The PaperEdit

  1. Go...FUCK yourself! - Link

Punch Drunk LoveEdit

  1. Go fuck yourself - Link

FridayEdit

  1. I was just bullshitting - Link

Freddy Got Fingered Edit

Deleted scenes

  1. Look at me! I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy!

Zack and Miri Make a Porno Edit

  1. Make a porno
  2. Porno
  3. There's poo in there.

DeadfallEdit

  1. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! - Link

The RefEdit

  1. Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for ten seconds? - Link

Kindergarten CopEdit

  1. SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! - Link

Radio ShowsEdit

The Dog HouseEdit

Fence Prank Call - Link(original is not on YouTube, link is to a SSBB recreation)

  1. NO! (x40)
  2. OH, HELL NO!

Newspaper Prank Call - Link

  1. Yeah, *beep* you, you bring my *beep*in' paper
  2. Do you want me kick your ass?
  3. You dumb *beep*.
  4. I'm gonna kick some ass

Pool Prank Call -Link

  1. Don't tell me to shut up!
  2. I don't know what the hell you're talking about
  3. I found a dead horse.
  4. You son of a bitch!
  5. (siren)

Kevin and BeanEdit

Hey There, Vagina - Link

  1. Hey there, vagina

Nine Inch NailsEdit

Closer - Link

  1. Let me violate you
  2. Let me penetrate you
  3. I wanna feel you from the inside
  4. I wanna fuck you like an animal

Makemebad35Edit

The Banana Mishap - Link

  1. WHAT THE FUCK?!
  2. Nooo!

The Homosexual Ghost - Link

  1. I'm gonna suck your dick.
  2. What the fuck?
  3. Cock
  4. Cocksucking ghost
  5. I'm gonna stick my wiener in your butt
  6. WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
  7. Bullshit
  8. Gay ghost
  9. I'm gonna piss in my hands and toss it in your face
  10. Nooo!
  11. Dick
  12. (My) dick
  13. Are you ready for my spooky cock?
  14. No, not the spooky cock!
  15. Prepare to experience centuries of penetration
  16. He will show me a spooky cock
  17. Damnit
  18. Take advantage of me
  19. SHUT THE FUCK UP!
  20. YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
  21. It's raping time
  22. No! NO!!!
  23. Don't stick that there

Insane Twins!! - Link

  1. Excuse me, bitch? 
  2. I'm hungry 
  3. I don't give a fuck 
  4. I'm horny 
  5. I'm gonna light your FACE, ON FIRE!!! 
  6. I'm a horny panda. I'm a horny panda bear! 
  7. What the FUCK did you just say?!
  8. You fucking bitch!
  9. GET out! GET THE FUCK OUT!!! 
  10. Why don't you go sucks cockles for the intercourse!
  11. Twelve hours
  12. WHAT?!
  13. Kentucky 
  14. POPCORN SANDWICH

Drug Deal Gone Bad - Link

  1. WHAT THE SHIT?
  2. A cunt

S**ty Noob Parkour - Link

  1. Twinkle tits
  2. Your ass is about to go down
  3. LETS GO!
  4. Shitty
  5. SON OF A BIIITCH!
  6. VIRGIN DOMINATOR!
  7. PISSING IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!
  8. (Farts)
  9. GET THE FUCK OUTTTA HERE!
  10. I SMELL SHIT!
  11. Cocksucker
  12. JACKASSES
  13. BROKEN ASS!
  14. Can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS?
  15. Shit's fucking weak!
  16. HATERS EAT SHIT!
  17. ONE GIGANTIC COCK FOR THIS GUY!
  18. WHAT THE FUCK?!
  19. Horse shit
  20. (Shoot)
  21. Bitches
  22. Fuck yeah!

Pissed off gamer - Link

  1. I am gonna fuck you up!
  2. Oh yeah
  3. Big dick
  4. Small dick
  5. Yeah, get raped!
  6. SHIT!
  7. I'm gonna fucking shit all over your face!
  8. Fuck my ass!
  9. Don't you shit in my house!
  10. Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is stupid
  11. Stupid! Damn those bullshits, bullshit in a half!
  12. Fuck you!
  13. Fuck
  14. Cocksucker!
  15. God, I'm getting fucked in the ass and I don't like it!
  16. WHAT THE FUCK?
  17. Bastard!
  18. Sucking
  19. What the kind of fuck just happened?
  20. This isn't funny!
  21. Masturbate by the moonlight

How to Stalk a Girl - Link

  1. I'm gonna squeeze your titties!
  2. PLAY WITH YOUR WIENER!
  3. Jerking off
  4. YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PUSSY!
  5. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAH!!
  6. LEARN TO SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!
  7. YOU FREAKIN CREEPY ASSHOLE!

The Screamer (A Makemebad Halloween) - Link

  1. Life sucks cock!

Miscellaneous YouTube VideosEdit

Mario Sex Education - Link

  1. AIDS (x2)
  2. Sexual intercourse (x2)
  3. Penis and testicle
  4. Sperm
  5. Teen pregnancy
  6. A condom (x2)
  7. STD's (x2)
  8. Pregnancy
  9. Genitalia
  10. Penis
  11. Pubic hair
  12. Yes

Some Guy Who Yells at Some Cats - Link

  1. Get the fuck down!
  2. Fucking jump!
  3. You fucking pussy!
  4. What the fuck are you looking at?!
  5. Don't fucking run away from me!
  6. I'll end you!
  7. You son of a bitch!
  8. Don't fucking go in my closet!
  9. Get the fuck outside!
  10. YOU ARE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
  11. I'm going to rape you!
  12. Fuck you!
  13. Don't fucking stare at me!
  14. Bitch!
  15. Where'd you fucking go?
  16. You fucking bitch!
  17. YAH! (x3)

Bill O'Reilly Freak Out - Link

  1. Fuckin' thing sucks
  2. Fuck it!

A Town Called Dildo - Link

  1. Dildo
  2. Artificial Penis

Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP) - Link

  1. Fuck her right in the pussy!

CrotchdusterEdit

Mammal Sauce - Link

  1. Gay

Dane CookEdit

Head - Harmful if Swallowed - Link

  1. My dick feels like corn

The Friend Nobody Likes - Link

  1. Bag of douche!

Dr. DreEdit

The Next Episode - Link

  1. Smoke weed everyday

Avril LavigneEdit

What the Hell - Link

  1. What the hell?

QueenEdit

Flick of the Wrist - Link

  1. Prostitute

Bloodhound GangEdit

The Bad Touch - Link

  1. Sex
  2. Horny (x2)
  3. God
  4. Turn me on
  5. Doggie style

David Allan CoeEdit

My Wife Ran Off with a Nigger - Link

  1. Nigger
  2. Big black dick
  3. Scumbag motherfucker
  4. Goddamn nigger
  5. Pussy
  6. Sucked him off
  7. Fuck

Itty Bitty Titties - Link

  1. Itty bitty titties
  2. Big titties
  3. I don't give a damn
  4. Itty bitty nipples
  5. Children

NickelbackEdit

Rockstar - Link

  1. Playboy Bunny
  2. Drug (x2)
  3. Drug dealer
  4. My ass

Oscar BrandEdit

Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass - Link

  1. Save a fighter pilot's ass
  2. Nickel on the grass
  3. Bloody button
  4. Goddamn (x2)
  5. My ass

The Finest Fucking Family - Link

  1. Fucking
  2. Masturbation
  3. Bloody
  4. No doubt
  5. Arsehole (x3)
  6. Pecker
  7. Whore
  8. Finest Fucking Family (x2)

Maroon 5Edit

One More Night - Link

  1. Filthy as hell!

Blink-182Edit

Fuck a Dog - Link

  1. Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
  2. Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
  3. Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
  4. (And his) ass
  5. Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
  6. Fuck you

When You Fucked Grandpa - Link

  1. In his ass
  2. He rubs his dick in broken glass
  3. When you fucked grandpa
  4. Masturbate
  5. I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight!

The Blowjob Song - Link

  1. Blowjob

Chris RockEdit

Tossed Salad Man - Link

  1. Oral sex
  2. Toss my salad
  3. Fucked up!

Black people versus Niggas - Link

  1. Niggers
  2. Keeping it real
  3. Mothafucka
  4. Damn

FergieEdit

London Bridge - Link

  1. OH SHIT!

Glamorous - Link

  1. You ain't got no money, take your broke ass home.

DMXEdit

Bring Your Whole Crew - Link

  1. They don't... I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse I'm a nasty nigga when you pass me

Voice Dub YouTube VideosEdit

Greenday12688Edit

Grandma's Kisses Dub - Link

  1. You faggot
  2. Bitch (x2)
  3. My asshole
  4. Bitches
  5. YEEAAAAH!
  6. Titties!
  7. Oh, yeah...
  8. Asscheeks
  9. Sandy, titties!
  10. DAAH!
  11. BAAH!
  12. When I poop it makes me feel good
  13. Black people
  14. You slutbag!
  15. I got a boner! (or just "I am a boner!")
  16. My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg
  17. Sucked my wiener
  18. Butthole
  19. WHOOOO!
  20. My dick
  21. Fucking floppy fish
  22. You're a fucking ass bang
  23. Shithead
  24. Fuck YOU!
  25. Fucking asshole
  26. Hey, fuck you, asshole!
  27. You fuckface
  28. (Weird laughing)
  29. I jerk off all day!
  30. (SpongeBob runs out crying)
  31. Cockass
  32. Show me your tits!
  33. Speaking the titties
  34. Shit my pants
  35. Oh, yeah, baby, I'd hit that shit
  36. (SpongeBob & Patrick): Pubic hair
  37. Show me them titties
  38. Alec Baldwin's an asshole
  39. Urinate all over my tits!
  40. You're disgusting fuckbag
  41. My titty
  42. You fuck
  43. Oh, fuck
  44. What the fuck would Kevin Bacon do?
  45. Fuckin' hat Patrick
  46. Assless chapless you fuckface
  47. Tits
  48. Dirty bitch

A Day at the Beach - Link Available now on YouTube

  1. Ballsack (x3)
  2. You bitch
  3. Yo, bitch!
  4. Handjob
  5. Handjob, bitch!
  6. Oh my god, this is so heavy!
  7. Shit on my dick

The Fry Cook Games Dub - Link Available now on YouTube

  1. (Weird grunt)
  2. Steven
  3. Sometimes I do like to rub my dick in potato salad
  4. Bitch-ass motherfucker
  5. Does he cry when he masturbates like a bitch?
  6. Butt cleavage
  7. Tits
  8. Dumbass
  9. Shake that ass

guitarbitch09 Edit

Spongebob's Sex Box II - Link

  1. Oh, you son a of bitch!
  2. (Farting noise)
  3. (Laughing)
  4. Well, suck me sideways.

R0FLKN1F3Edit

Spongebob The Porn Shop - Link

  1. Anal lube (x3)
  2. Porn (x4)
  3. Squidward's dick (x3)
  4. Porn star (x4)
  5. Strap-ons
  6. It's fucking awesome!
  7. Vibrator (x2)
  8. What the fuck just happened?
  9. Women

24thPowerProductionsEdit

Sailor Mouth dub - Link

  1. Wassup, pussy-ass niggas?

SpongeBob in the HoodEdit

Link

  1. What the fuck?

Most Offensive Video Charlie BrownEdit

It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan, Charlie Brown! - Link

  1. Suck my dick, bitch!

Beware the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown! - Link

  1. My ass virginity
  2. Gonorrhea
  3. You goddamn retard!
  4. That's the nastiest shit I've ever heard!
  5. Vaginal bla-obla-oblagaytah!
  6. I'm stupid

It's Martin Luther King Day, Charlie Brown! - Link

  1. What the fuck you say?
  2. Nigga, what?
  3. Check this shit out!
  4. Muddafucka (x2)
  5. Nigga (x2)
  6. Oh, shit!
  7. Who dat is?
  8. Crack rocks
  9. Golden showers

RbellusoEdit

Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow- Link

  1. It's fucking retarded
  2. Menstrual chunks
  3. Jizz
  4. Dog semen

Jabo0odyDubsEdit

Zorbees Dub - Link

  1. Fuck, the kids are making a MESS!
  2. Jizz stains
  3. My shit doesn't smell like shit, smells fuckin' good
  4. (Long grunt)
  5. Cut that shit out
  6. Piece a' SHIT!

Adult Baby Dub - Link

  1. Get that shit outta my face

Loudmouth Leo Dub - Link

  1. Fucked
  2. Please don't touch me

ChriddofEdit

Pikachu's a Little Weird - Link

  1. I have a very small penis

Naruto AbrigedEdit

Episode 2 - Link

  1. That doesn't make any sense
  2. Softcore porn
  3. Flat-chest
  4. Because you touch yourself at night
  5. Naked

Episode 18 - Link

  1. Boobs

Yu-Gi-Oh!: the Abriged SeriesEdit

She Blinded Me with Card Games - Link

  1. Pornography

DumbezEdit

Bear in the Big Blue House Dubbed - Link

  1. Sex shack
  2. Dildos

Dragon Ball Z AbrigedEdit

The Return of Raditz - Link

  1. (maniacal laughter)

Tourettes GuyEdit

Fridge - Link

  1. Fuck you kid you're a dick
  2. You're a faggot
  3. Men's asses
  4. She's a bitch!
  5. That's my ass!
  6. Holy dumb fuck!

Bench Press - Link

  1. Oh, shit!
  2. Damnit!
  3. He's probably getting fucked in the ass!

Unsolved Mysteries - Link

  1. BULL SHIT!

Head and Shoulders Incident - Link

  1. BITCH
  2. SHIT
  3. PISS!
  4. ASS!
  5. BALLS
  6. DAMN
  7. SUCK MY COCK!
  8. LICK MY BALLS!
  9. FAGGOT!
  10. You cunt

A Customer Inquiry - Link

  1. Colgate toothpaste
  2. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
  3. Damn it
  4. Balls
  5. BULL SHIT!
  6. Yes (x2)
  7. I PISSED! (His pants are wet)

Bird in the House - Link

  1. HOLY SHIT!
  2. Gay marriage
  3. I don't hate gays
  4. Damn it.

Rude Awakening - Link

  1. WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
  2. You piece of shit
  3. Porcupine's balls
  4. You have balls
  5. Damn it

Bob Saget - Link

  1. Bob Saget (x3)
  2. Shit!
  3. Wait a minute you dick!
  4. I don't have a dick, you prick!
  5. I'll kick you in the balls!

Grocery Store - Link

  1. Calm down, Calm down, don't get a big DICK!
  2. HOLY SHIT!
  3. NOOO!

Magnum P.I. - Link

  1. HOLY FUCK!

Twizzlers - Link

  1. NO! (x3)
  2. BUTT FUCK!

Interview Part 2 - Link

  1. (Laughing)
  2. Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you in the ass!
  3. Piece of shit!

Microwave - Link

  1. Bitch! BIIIIIITCH!

Total - Link

  1. Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!!

Angry Janitor - Link

  1. Did you shit in the fucking toilet put all the toilet paper in there?
  2. You wanna see a dick?
  3. Shit like a horse

Go Count Your Dick - Link

  1. You motherfuckers!
  2. PIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!
  3. Go count your dick!

Father and Son - Link

  1. Shirlena: Fuck you!
  2. Shirlena: Fuck YOU!
  3. Fuck you and every "Mall Santa" looks like you!
  4. So you want to talk some shit, huh?

Brush Ma Teeth - Link

  1. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Hot Pan - Link

  1. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

OH, SHIT! - Link

  1. OH, SHIT!!! (He's in the bathroom and he says "OH, SHIT!!!")

Chewbacca - Link

  1. Oh, fuck you, you're grounded!

Bowling - Link

  1. HOLY SHIT!

Lottery - Link

  1. Fuck!

System Of A DownEdit

Violent Pornography - Link

  1. Fucks
  2. Pornography
  3. Sodomy

Vicinity of Obscenity - Link

  1. Whores
  2. Beat the meat

Kill Rock n' Roll - Link

  1. Asshole

Sugar - Link

  1. Fuck you!

PusciferEdit

Country Boner - Link

  1. Fucked
  2. Boner
  3. Johnny Cash
  4. Willie Nelson
  5. (Fucked) Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy!
  6. Elvis Presley's little girl!
  7. Elvis Presley

Ill BillEdit

A Bullet Never Lies - Link

  1. Blowjob

NOFXEdit

My Vagina - Link

  1. My vagina
  2. Lesbian

The Holland BoysEdit

I Am Gay - Link

  1. (I am) gay
  2. I like men
  3. Gay
  4. Suck your dick

AC/DCEdit

Big Balls - Link

  1. (Big) balls
  2. Cum(s) x2 
  3. I've got...
  4. Crabs

NirvanaEdit

Heart-Shaped Box - Link

  1. Cancer

All Apologies - Link

  1. What else should I say? Everyone is gay.

Lithium - Link

  1. I'm so horny
  2. Yeah (8x)
  3. I killed you
  4. I'm a turd*
  5. I'm so retarded*
  • Only on the MTV video awards version.

Rape Me - Link

  1. Rape me
  2. Rape me again
  3. Rape me my friend
  4. Rape me (x8) [ending of song]

Smells Like Teen Spirit Link

  1. Stupid

Scentless Appearance - Link

  1. Electrolytes smells like semen

Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam - Link

  1. Jesus

In Bloom - Link

  1. A whore

Milk It - Link

  1. My shit (x2)

Paper Cuts - Link

  1. Cock
  2. Masturbate

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Link

  1. Had sex
  2. Fuck man (whispered)

Kurt CobainEdit

Kurt Cobain: About a Son - Link

  1. Fuck them
  2. I'm pissed off at everything in general
  3. You asshole
  4. Fucking with my family
  5. Slip it in my ass
  6. I hate that shit!
  7. Presents and shit!
  8. It's just bullshit!
  9. I was fucking ready to quit the band
  10. Drugs are bad for you, they will fuck you up

Nirvana: Live and Loud: from Seattle's Pier 48 on December 13, 1993

  1. Hey, shut up!
  2. Masturbated for 20 minutes.

Stinking of You: Unreleased Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love Song - Link

  1. Stinking of you!

Interview in Montreal, Canada - Link

  1. I said, "Fuck no!"

Hollywood UndeadEdit

Bitches - Link

  1. Bitches (X3)
  2. Hoe
  3. Get your drunk ass over here
  4. Pedophile
  5. Bitch give it up!
  6. Undead dick in your hands
  7. Sign my titties

The Lonely IslandEdit

Like a Boss - Link

  1. Chop my balls off
  2. Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, SHIT!
  3. Like a boss!
  4. PUSSY out!
  5. Suck a dude's dick
  6. Hell yeah
  7. Call a sex line!
  8. Suck my own dick
  9. Fuck his brains out
  10. Chop your balls off and die
  11. B[u]y a...
  12. In my mouth!
  13. Jump out the window
  14. Chicken strips

I'm On A Boat - Link

  1. Motherfucker
  2. MUTHAFUCKINNN'
  3. Aw shit
  4. Fucked

Jizz In My Pants - Link

  1. Jizz in my pants
  2. Slut
  3. Rubbin' my butt
  4. Ecstasy

Dick in a Box - Link

  1. It's my dick in a box!
  2. Take off their tops

I Just Had Sex - Link

  1. I just had sex
  2. Put my penis inside of her
  3. With ma' penis

Natalie's Rap - Link

  1. Motherfucker
  2. Fuck all night
  3. All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
  4. Shut the fuck up and suck my dick
  5. My dick
  6. Smoke weed every day
  7. Take a shit
  8. Fuck you man
  9. Is

Threw it on the Ground - Link

  1. In the butthole
  2. My butthole was on fire

Jack Sparrow (ft. Michael Bolton) - Link

  1. Cocaine
  2. Pussy

Awesometown PilotEdit

Link

  1. I just had sex with myself.
  2. I have both male and female genitalia.
  3. What's up, bro?
  4. Genitalia

Snoop DoggEdit

Sexual Eruption - Link

  1. Sexual Eruption
  2. Bad bitch with me
  3. Little ho out
  4. Damn right
  5. Cigarette
  6. Big ass booty
  7. Orgasm(s)

Insane Clown PosseEdit

To Catch a Predator - Link

  1. Finger fucking
  2. Titty sucking
  3. Butt knocker
  4. Funyuns and condoms

Miracles - Link

  1. Motherfucking magic
  2. Fucking magnets, how do they work?
  3. This shit will blow your motherfucking mind

Red Christmas - Link

  1. Taking a shit

2 Live CrewEdit

We Want Some Pussy - Link

  1. To all of you bitches, and hoes, lets have group sex.
  2. Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
  3. WE WANT SOME PUSSY!
  4. I'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck

Get the Fuck Out of My House - Link

  1. Get up off your ass and clean up all this shit
  2. Get the fuck out my house (x2)
  3. Bitch

Parody SongsEdit

Saint SmytheEdit

The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality - Link

  1. Fucking around
  2. Vibrator
  3. (This is the Ultimate) Orgy
  4. Homosexuality (x2)
  5. Dildos
  6. Fellatio
  7. Sodomy
  8. Took a shit
  9. Jacked off
  10. Thirteen-inch dick (or just "thir" as "their"/they're)
  11. Penetrated
  12. Sixty-nine
  13. Gayer than Brokeback Mountain
  14. Bukkake (Boo-kah-keh)
  15. Strap-ons
  16. Vaginas
  17. Cumming
  18. Lesbian
  19. Jerk off

Kevin Bloody WilsonEdit

Ho Ho Fucking Ho - Link

  1. Pedophile

Matt RogersEdit

Jingle Bell Rock Parody (Suck on My Cock) - Link

  1. Suck on my cock (x2)
  2. Sperm
  3. Beat my meat
  4. Give me head
  5. Shoot my CREAM!
  6. Pubic hair
  7. Blowjob

Walking in a Winter Wonderland Parody (I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand) - Link

  1. My dick is hard!
  2. I love to choke my chicken with my hand
  3. Masturbate
  4. Balls (x2)
  5. Blue (x2)
  6. Cumming
  7. Dick

"Weird Al" YankovicEdit

A Complicated Song - Link

  1. Constipated

TMZ - Link

  1. Some transvestite

Jerry Springer - Link

  1. The hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
  2. She male
  3. The stripper with the implants
  4. Gay Jewish black dude

Sports Song - Link

  1. You suck!

Richard CheeseEdit

Rape Me - (Nirvana Cover) - Link

  1. Everybody... Rape me! Put your hands together
  2. R
  3. A
  4. P
  5. E
  6. Rape me
  7. Rape me again

My Neck, My Back - Link

  1. Pussy (x3)

Rodney CarringtonEdit

Dear Penis - Link

  1. Penis (Pains)

Titties and Beer - Link

  1. Titties and beer
  2. Queer

Sound EffectEdit

Punch Sound Effect - Link

  1. (Punch Landing in x16)

Farting Sound Effect - Link

  1. (short fart)
  2. (long fart)

Evil Laugh Sound Effect - Link

  1. (Evil Laughing)

Video GamesEdit

Hotel MarioEdit

Link

  1. (evil laughing)
  2. Look
  3. No
  4. You
  5. Gay Luigi

Link: The Faces of EvilEdit

Link

  1. Dinner
  2. Shit
  3. Or else you will die!
  4. BURN
  5. Go and kill!
  6. Fire
  7. Bombs
  8. You want it?
  9. Boobies
  10. Squadalaa

Zelda: The Wand of GamelonEdit

Link

  1. YOU MUST DIE! - Link
  2. No

Grand Theft Auto IVEdit

Niko Bellic Voice - Link

  1. Asshole!
  2. Fuck you!
  3. Go fuck yourself

Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasEdit

Running Dog - Link

  1. Asshole

Team Fortress 2Edit

Meet the Spy - Link

  1. Pornography

Painis Cupcake - Link

  1. I am Painis Cupcake

nope.avi - Link

  1. Nope

Demoman Taunts - Link

  1. Ka-BOOM!

LemmingsEdit

  1. Let's go!
  2. Oh no!
  3. Yippie!
  4. Splat!
  5. (Screams)
  6. (Glug)
  7. (Scrape)
  8. (Fire)
  9. (Chink)
  10. (Boing)
  11. (Pop)

Oh No! More LemmingsEdit

  1. Let's go!
  2. Oh no!
  3. Yippie!
  4. Splat!
  5. (Screams)
  6. (Glug)
  7. (Scrape)
  8. (Fire)
  9. (Stomp)
  10. (Wheel spinning)
  11. (Paper being shredded)
  12. (Chameleon eating)
  13. (Chink)
  14. (Boing)
  15. (Pop)
  16. (Bubble Gun)
  17. (Bubble Suck Up)
  18. (Icicle)

Battlefield: Bad Company 2Edit

  1. HELL FUCKING YES! - Link

Brutal LegendEdit

  1. Ya stupid, mother, fucking, piece of shit! Link

Metalocalypse Promo - Link

  1. No fucking way, dude.

Atomic BombermanEdit

Outtakes - Link

  1. My ass
  2. My ass is killing me
  3. Awww Shit!
  4. Yo ass is grass!

Sonic the Hedgehog 2006Edit

Link

  1. Yes

Unreal TournamentEdit

  1. (Echoing): Holy shit.

Liam Kyle SullivanEdit

Shoes - Link

  1. Condams?
  2. What the hall?

Avenue QEdit

The Internet is for Porn - Link

  1. Porn (x2)
  2. I masturbate!
  3. You're a pervert! (x2)
  4. Grab your dick

If You Were Gay - Link

  1. I'm not gay

Derrick ComedyEdit

National Spelling Bee - Link

  1. Nigger
  2. And a latest date is, faggot
  3. Nigger faggot
  4. Nigga faggot!

Kutt CalhounEdit

Strip Club Song - Link

  1. Strip club (x2)
  2. What up, bitch?
  3. Shut up, bitch!
  4. Fuck that bitch with a bat!
  5. Gettin' raped
  6. Biatch!
  7. In the strip club

Naked (ft. Tech N9ne) - Link

  1. A couple of niggas with they iPhones

Shane DawsonEdit

Fred is Dead - Link

  1. Mothafucka, why won't you die!
  2. Aw shit.

Suburban RhythmEdit

Bright City Lights - Link

  1. Free porno mags
  2. Hermaphrodites

Epic Rap Battles of HistoryEdit

John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly - Link

  1. Die of a heart attack
  2. In the shower
  3. Smoke weed for an hour
  4. Your face looks like the shit I took, High on LSD
  5. John Lennon
  6. Suck his dick
  7. Bill O'Reilly
  8. Shut the fuck up
  9. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up
  10. Fuck it

Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler - Link

  1. I am Adolf Hitler!
  2. You bitch
  3. Piece of shit
  4. Suck my (robot) balls

Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris - Link

  1. Whup your ass
  2. Put 'em in my mouth
  3. I'm about to make it rain
  4. I am Chuck Fucking Norris!
  5. Bitch!
  6. The beard that I grow on my dick

Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il - Link

  1. A steroids pill
  2. Ric Flair
  3. Dick hair
  4. Barbeque
  5. You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
  6. You look like Sonic the Hedgehog's mother
  7. South Park puppet show
  8. Asshole
  9. My dick is bigger than yours
  10. Ooh yeah

Benjamin Franklin vs. Billy Mays - Link

  1. Ben Franklin
  2. A bag of crack
  3. Bird shit from my windows
  4. With a special TV offer
  5. Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
  6. You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail!
  7. You following me camera guy?
  8. Bi-focal-curious

Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven - Link

  1. Cock
  2. You bitches

Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking - Link

  1. Having sex
  2. E equals M C squared

EminemEdit

Under The Influence - Link

  1. So you can suck my dick
  2. Suck my dick
  3. Suck my motherfucking dick
  4. Asscrack
  5. Pussy
  6. On a acid trip

Just Lose It - Link

  1. On my lap
  2. Little boys

Marshall Mathers - Link

  1. Ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!)
  2. And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out!
  3. My big white ass

My Name Is - Link

  1. Pissed Off
  2. Asshole
  3. Fucked up
  4. Fat bitch
  5. I don't give a fuck
  6. My ass

The Way I Am - Link

  1. Motherfuckin'
  2. Bullshit

Bitch Please II - Link

  1. Come on bitch
  2. Where the fuck I comin' from
  3. Flippin the bird
  4. Oh for show
  5. Limp Bizkit
  6. Pimp shit
  7. That's the devil

Criminal - Link

  1. Prostitute

Steve Berman - Link

  1. Homosexuals and Vicodin
  2. Shoved up your ass

UsherEdit

Make Love in This Club - Link

  1. I wanna make love in this club

Jon LajoieEdit

Show Me Your Genitals - Link

  1. Women are stupid and I don't respect them
  2. That's right. I just have sex with them
  3. Show me your genitals (x12)
  4. Genitalia
  5. Your titties
  6. I can't put my penis in your college degree
  7. That's right bitch, now take off your thong
  8. Naked (x2)
  9. Gay
  10. Bitches love my penis cause it's really big
  11. Vagina
  12. I'm out of here
  13. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls

Show Me Your Genitals 2 E = MC Vagina - Link

  1. Aw yeah, I'm back... bitches.
  2. You're not sucking my cock
  3. Suck my dick
  4. Have sex with me
  5. Vagina (x2)
  6. Orgasms (x2)
  7. Having sex
  8. Long and hard
  9. Sex moves
  10. Sexual tiger
  11. Two

I Kill People - Link

  1. Did you miss me?
  2. Awww yeah
  3. Police
  4. Suck your nuts
  5. Gay
  6. I don't give a fuck
  7. Bitch
  8. Want to have sex with me
  9. Orgasms
  10. Cumshots
  11. Erections
  12. An extra-large condom

Very Super Famous - Link

  1. Oh, yeah drop the beats
  2. You are shit (x2)
  3. My penises
  4. Penises
  5. Semen (x2)
  6. Vaginal
  7. Sixty nine
  8. Anal virginity
  9. A condom
  10. Sodomy
  11. AIDS
  12. Vagina
  13. HIV
  14. Get pussy
  15. Bitches

The Birthday Song - Link

  1. Formed a sixty nine
  2. Abortion
  3. Horny as hell
  4. Ejaculated
  5. Put a condom on

WTF Collective - Link

  1. My Nutsack
  2. Jack Black
  3. Up in this bitch
  4. I couldn't remember shit
  5. Motherfucking
  6. Public urination
  7. Piss
  8. Fuckin
  9. Whip out my cock
  10. Whip out my dick
  11. Motherfuckers
  12. Can't handle this shit
  13. You're just a little bitch
  14. Fuck that shit
  15. I'll suck your dick
  16. Hell yeah bitch
  17. Badass
  18. Shit my pants
  19. Fly assholes
  20. Fuck that
  21. You guys raped me
  22. Who the fuck is this, did somebody shit their pants?

WTF Collective 2 - Link

  1. Back in this bitch
  2. Big tits
  3. Rape
  4. Jesus
  5. Suicide
  6. Motherfucking
  7. Fuckin
  8. Bullshit
  9. Shoot myself
  10. Kurt Cobain
  11. Homosexual
  12. Heterosexual
  13. Fucked up
  14. Gay marriage
  15. Homophobic fucking asshole
  16. Being gay (Be a gay)
  17. Unnatural
  18. Jesus
  19. Penises go in vaginas
  20. Insane
  21. Show me your genitals
  22. Stupid
  23. Pull the trigger
  24. See you all in hell
  25. Killed himself
  26. John Lennon
  27. JFK
  28. OJ Simpson
  29. Shut up queerfags
  30. Vagina

WTF Collective 3 - Link

  1. That's racist
  2. Peace off bitches
  3. Motherfuckers
  4. Retarded
  5. Motherfucking
  6. Bill Gates
  7. iPhone
  8. Motherfucker
  9. Cock-blocks humself
  10. You're so sexy
  11. Hot tub with a bottle of champagne
  12. By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have aids
  13. Erection
  14. Suicide
  15. What the fuck's going on
  16. My dick was immense
  17. Retard
  18. Constipation
  19. Bowel movement
  20. Gay republican
  21. You're gonna get it you little dead bitch
  22. It's just a guy having sex with a dead body
  23. Dude, you just puked all over me
  24. What am I doing wrong?

High as Fuck - Link

  1. High as fuck
  2. That's fucked up
  3. There

Fuck Everything - Link

  1. Bitches
  2. Shit
  3. Fuck me
  4. Drop my eyes
  5. I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible
  6. Don't give a fuck about
  7. I'm not gay
  8. I don't give a fuck

Punched In - Link

  1. What the fuck is wrong with you?
  2. You are so fucked up

Punched In Ep. 2 - Link

  1. You make me fucking sick
  2. Who. Gives. A. Fuck?

Pointless Profanity 2  - Link

  1. Gallons of horse semen
  2. Asshole
  3. What the fuck, man?
  4. I'm gonna soak my arm in kerosene, light it, then fist-fuck a goat.
  5. Baby-sized penis
  6. Incestuous sexual intercourse
  7. Menstruating prostitutes
  8. Your show fucking sucks
  9. You big bunch of dick-loving cum swappers

The Fellatio Truth Movement - Link

  1. Getting your dick sucked
  2. Get your dick sucked
  3. Swallowing semen

"Being Gay" Commercial - Link

  1. Women
  2. Straight

Rappy McRappersonEdit

Im A Gangster - Link

  1. Selling drugs
  2. Erection
  3. White people
  4. Cocaine
  5. Suck on my wiener

Mickey AvalonEdit

My Dick - Link

  1. My dick
  2. Yo dick
  3. Little kids
  4. Stinks like shit
  5. Broken vending machine
  6. A kid from the Philippines
  7. Got touched by your uncle
  8. Macaulay Culkin
  9. VIP
  10. HIV
  11. We got dicks like Jesus

KornEdit

All in the Family - Link

  1. Pimp
  2. Motherfucker
  3. Kill
  4. Im'a kill
  5. You little faggot hoe
  6. Shit
  7. Whack
  8. Suck my dick kid
  9. Fag
  10. You're just a fag and on a lower level
  11. What the fuck you sayin'
  12. You're a pimp whatever, limp dick
  13. Eat that shit everyday
  14. You'd better watch your fucking mouth
  15. I'm gonna fuck you up, twice!
  16. Fuck me up
  17. I'll jack off in your eye
  18. Getting buttfucked
  19. Can your horse do a fucking wheelie? (or just "wheelie" as "willy")
  20. You love it down soft and far!
  21. I LOVE YOU!
  22. I WANT YOU!
  23. AND I'LL EAT YOU
  24. AND I'LL SUCK YOU
  25. AND I'LL FUCK YOU
  26. AND I'LL BUTTFUCK YOU

K@#0%! - Link

  1. Titty sucking bitch
  2. My dick
  3. Ass licking
  4. Piss sucking cunt
  5. Kentucky fried
  6. Saggy tits swinging from your fat crusty armpits
  7. Big-ass
  8. Hairy pussy lips
  9. Pecker
  10. Queef
  11. Oh shit
  12. Fuck bitch
  13. Damn fucking diarrhea slut
  14. FUCK YOU (x2)

Children of the KoRn - Link

  1. Insanity
  2. Pussy
  3. Fuckin'
  4. Children are born
  5. Fucking bitches major
  6. Fuck the law
  7. With my dick in my hand
  8. Cumming
  9. Weed
  10. Smoke
  11. Kinky sex
  12. Fuck authority
  13. Hit you ass in the head with a 40
  14. Porn and twisted-ass ways
  15. Why don't you
  16. Life is a bitch
  17. Goddamn
  18. BITCH!

Eddie GriffinEdit

Jerkin' Off - Link

  1. Jackin' off (x3)

wafflepwnEdit

Greatest freakout ever 19 - Link

  1. No!
  2. Noooo!
  3. Noooooo!
  4. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

AppsroEdit

Mad Mad Mario - Link

  1. What the fuck is your problem?
  2. You fat fuck
  3. You stupid cunt
  4. You stupid bitch
  5. You think I don't have shit to do?
  6. Motherfucking
  7. Goddamn
  8. Guess what you're sucking? MY BALLS!
  9. Farkin'
  10. Fuck
  11. I'm sick of this shit!

Mad Mad Mario 2 - Link

  1. Do you think this is fucking funny?!
  2. A fucking mushroom it taste like shit I won't ever get me high!
  3. I will personally rip your head off, and blow my fucking load, down your goddamn neck!
  4. Motherfucking
  5. Yeah, that's a real fucking treat!
  6. You dick-sucking faggot!
  7. Fucking

Mad Mad Mario 3 - Link

  1. You're not on your motherfucking period! You just don't wanna fuck!
  2. I'm either gonna stick in your pretty little mouth, or I'm gonna shove it in your shitbox!
  3. Who the fuck?
  4. That dead motherfucker!
  5. Bet your sweet ass I didn't man!
  6. Get out here you (blue) bastard!
  7. Did you call the fucking cops?
  8. Don't you fucking disrespect her!
  9. Beat off in her face
  10. Damn right I do
  11. Get fucked
  12. Fuck you
  13. Fuck you too

Mad Mad Mario 4 - Link

  1. FUUUUUUUUCK!
  2. Why the fuck?
  3. Son of a tit!
  4. You gluttonous pile of fuck!
  5. Goddamn
  6. Fuckheads
  7. Suck my dick!
  8. You obese fucking mule!
  9. I hope you have a heart attack so big, it kills your whole fucking family!
  10. Shitting
  11. Fuck
  12. I'll just shit here

Mad Mad Mario 5 - Link

  1. Fuck off
  2. Fucking ass clowns
  3. DIIIIIIICKS
  4. You sick fuck!
  5. Couple of cunts
  6. Go away, you (big rectangular) pervert!
  7. I want your pee pee in my mouth
  8. Stick your finger in my butt.
  9. Rapist

Prostitute Mickey: T-Shirts - Link

  1. Rape
  2. Wanna make love to ya' mouth!

Prostitute Mickey 2 - Link

  1. A box of condoms
  2. I'm out here tryin' to Masturbate
  3. I was wonderin' if uh, you talk dirty to me.

Prostitute Mickey 3 - Link

  1. You don't remember me motherfucker
  2. Blow your goddamn head off
  3. Mother fucking

Prostitute Mickey 4 - Link

  1. Stupid son of a bitch
  2. Bags of cocaine
  3. Up your ass
  4. Up your rectum
  5. Cocaine

OneyNGEdit

The Sicksons - Link

  1. Failed abortion

Spongebob Sickpants - Link

  1. Douchebags
  2. Jacking off
  3. (scream)
  4. (slicing noises)
  5. (bus running over noise)

Smiley Battle for Smokes - Link

  1. You smell like shit

Pixel Fags - Link

  1. (instrumentals)
  2. Myeh!
  3. Ehh!

YouTube PoopEdit

DrBJ/CtrlAltDelEdit

To Catch a Predator SpongeBob Edition - Link

  1. A latino man
  2. Horny
  3. Sexually
  4. Genitals
  5. Rape
  6. Sex

AlvinYTPEdit

Grover Teaches YTP - Link

  1. Shit

thesonicway2Edit

Awesome Ass Rammer! lol - Link

  1. Ass rammer

Plumface-samaEdit

Michael Rosen Exceeds The Number of 9/11 Jokes Acceptable In A Video - Link

  1. Wanked him off into a bucket

QuibbyJibbyEdit

The Lost Poops of QuibbyJibby - Link

  1. I'm going to ram my massive (dinosaur) penis so far into your tiny little rectum
  2. Excrement

KroboProductionsEdit

Freddy Ruins Sam's Life - Link

  1. Penis
  2. Suck my cock

tomservo3Edit

A Town Called WHAT - Link

  1. Penis

UtahChanEdit

I LOVE GAY PORN! - Link

  1. Gay porn (x2)

DJ FunkEdit

Bang, Bang, Bang, Skeet, Skeet, Skeet - Link

  1. Skeet skeet skeet

D4LEdit

Laffy Taffy - Link

  1. Skeet skeet skeet
  2. Like a water hose

The Black Eyed PeasEdit

My Humps - Link

  1. What you gon' do with all that junk?
  2. I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk

Chad WardenEdit

Why the PS3 is Better than the Wii and 360 - Link

  1. Sup, bitches!
  2. Dildo (Deel-do)
  3. Gay niggas

Panic! at the DiscoEdit

I Write Sins, Not Tragedies - Link

  1. A whore
  2. Goddamn

CopperCabEdit

ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS RACIST! - Link

  1. A fat white guy
  2. You know
  3. A piece of fried chicken and some watermelon
  4. I'm black for a day
  5. NOOO!
  6. Hey little man
  7. BULLSHIT!

Nostalgia CriticEdit

AVGN Wizard Rant - Link

  1. Shit-eating, cocksucking, buttfucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting, splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, handjobbing, donkey-caressing, mucus-spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumsized, sewer-sipping, whore mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douchebag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting asshole!

Jungle 2 Jungle - Link

  1. That, is fucking nasty.

The Room- Link

  1. That's not funny, you sick fuck

The Wizard- Link

  1. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Batman and Robin- Link

  1. No Fucking shit!

Doug's 1st Movie- Link

  1. YOU ARE ON METH!

Dave ChappelleEdit

Men and Woman Psychology - Link

  1. Gotcha, bitch!

Vybz KartelEdit

Virginity - Link

  1. Virginity (x2)
  2. A virgin

EgoraptorEdit

PokeAwesome: Just a Pokemon Battle - Link

  1. OH GOD, my FUCKING knee!
  2. CHRIST!
  3. (Vomiting)
  4. Ow (x2)
  5. You asshole!
  6. You fucking assholes!
  7. Dude, come on man! Ffffffuck!
  8. Stupid evoled... Prick!
  9. What do you even do? You're just a plant!
  10. Shut up, man.
  11. Dammit!
  12. Oh, man!
  13. Shit!

Awesome Man - Link

  1. PENIS!
  2. Oh, yeah, shit just got real!

Blanka Makes Pound Cake - Link

  1. A pound cake

Raging GamerEdit

Battlefield 3Edit

Battlefield 3 Team Killing (With funny reactions) Original - Link

  1. WHAT THE FUUUCK?!
  2. I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, AND KILL YOU!!!

(unknown)

  1. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK?!
  2. Fuuuuck!
  3. (Yelling)
  4. Shut the fuck up

CommercialsEdit

Volvic Mineral Water "George the Volcano" ad - Link

  1. Cum

Big Bill Hell's - Link

  1. Fuck you
  2. You can kiss my ass!
  3. You're such a stupid motherfucker
  4. Bullshit
  5. Shove it up your ugly ass
  6. You're fucked six way to Sunday
  7. Don't fuck with us or we'll rip your nuts off!
  8. Fuck off
  9. Hurry up, asshole!
  10. You're a dead motherfucker!
  11. Go to hell!
  12. Sons a bitches

Spread the Word to End the Word "Not Acceptable" PSA - Link

  1. It's not acceptable to call me a nigger.

Vince Offer with Slap Chop - Link

  1. You're gonna love my nuts.

Winnebago Man - Link

  1. What the fuck is this thing?
  2. Fuck's sake
  3. Shit! (x3)
  4. Gotta do it again right now!
  5. Oh, fuck!
  6. Fuck! (x4)
  7. Don't slam the fuckin' door.
  8. Bullshit!
  9. Goddamn jackass!
  10. Goddamn son of a bitch!
  11. Motherfucker

Mozilla Firefox "Whee" - Link

  1. Wheeeeeeee! (giggle) Wheeeee!

Staples "That's a Low Price" - Link

  1. Wow!
  2. That's

TurbonegroEdit

I Got Erection - Link

  1. Erection

EarlWolfEdit

Orange Juice - Link

  1. Erection
  2. Do not give a fuck

Wesley WillisEdit

My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks - Link

  1. Crack rocks

Fuck You - Link

  1. Fuck you (x15)
  2. Take your bullshit somewhere else
  3. Suck my damn dick, asshole!
  4. Get the fuck away from me

Rock & Roll McDonalds - Link

  1. McDonalds

Suck a Cheetah's Dick - Link

  1. Asshole
  2. Motherfucker

Too $hortEdit

Gangstas and Strippers - Link

  1. Stripclub
  2. Strippers
  3. G-String

Lil' WayneEdit

It's Good - Link

  1. Cocaine
  2. Fuck the Judge and the Jury and the Liticator
  3. Fuckin'
  4. Niggas
  5. Pistol

I'm Single - Link

  1. Cut my dick off

Kanye WestEdit

I Don't Like - Link

  1. Your shit
  2. That's rare nigga
  3. Hoes
  4. Dope money
  5. A fuck nigga
  6. A bitch nigga
  7. Derrick Rose
  8. Dykes
  9. Pussy so deep
  10. Strap-on

Mojo Nixon & Skid RoperEdit

She's Vibrator Dependent - Link

  1. Vibrator

GorillazEdit

Feel Good Inc. - Link

  1. Ass cracks

PsychicpebblesEdit

Arrow to the Knee - Link

  1. What is this
  2. Shut up!
  3. Shitsmeared mongoloids
  4. You putrid fucking cunt!

Dj ValentinoEdit

Suck My Dick - Link

  1. Suck my dick
  2. Suck my motherfucking dick

The Company BandEdit

Zombie Barracades - Link

  1. Are you fucking kidding me?

PSYEdit

Gangnam Style - Link

  1. Sexy lady!

ThePawtEdit

like i give a fuck.avi - Link

  1. Like I give a fuck

The GameEdit

My Life - Link

  1. My life
  2. Overdosed on cocaine
  3. Don't shoot me!
  4. (gunshot)
  5. (window breaking)

Onision Edit

I'm So Pedophile - Link

  1. I'm a freaking pervert
  2. I'm so pedophile
  3. Little kids

JonTronEdit

Nightshade: the Claws of HEUGH - Link

  1. That shit

Limp BizkitEdit

Break Stuff - Link

  1. Bullshit
  2. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
  3. Bloodstain
  4. I think you'd better quit, talking that shit!

DisturbedEdit

Down With the Sickness - Link

  1. Fuck you
  2. Fucking whore

ToolEdit

Hooker With a Penis - Link

  1. Dipshit
  2. Coke
  3. I got some advise for you little buddy
  4. Fuckin'
  5. Fuuuck you, buddy!

Ænima - Link

  1. Dumbfounded dipshits

Stinkfist - Link

  1. Stimulation

dcigsEdit

BLACK MAN ANGRY AT KFC @siggas - Link

  1. Lick one of your titties
  2. Bitch!

asathecomicEdit

Reporter Turns Ghetto In 3 Seconds!! (SPOOF) - Link

  1. Punkass motherfucker, who believes that shit? Broke ass motherfucker, cocaine with baking soda smoking bitchass!

TwiztidEdit

85 Bucks an Hour (ft. Insane Clown Posse) - Link

  1. What the fuck was that?
  2. Piss you off
  3. Get off our penises
  4. I don't give a fuck!
  5. Nuts
  6. A hairy anus
  7. A hairy sack
  8. I slap hoes and bitches to the face, and scream to fuck off, bitch!
  9. Shut the fuck
  10. Shithead!
  11. Shit
  12. Fuck it!
  13. Fuck with
  14. I'll smash you bitch!
  15. Cigarrete
  16. So shut the fuck up and listen or get an ass kickin!
  17. Stupid
  18. Motherfuckin'
  19. My nutsack
  20. I'll snap your neck

Sanity Not IncludedEdit

Girl on Xbox Live - Link

  1. I smell their dicks
  2. Smell my dick
  3. Girl
  4. Let's touch penises

J BiggaEdit

Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian - Link

  1. Lesbian
  2. Suck my dick (2x)

PivotMasterDXEdit

Stick Figures on Crack 3 - Link

  1. Damn, daaaamnn, daaaaaammmnnn!

Ultimate TYP SoundboardEdit

Link

  1. Do you remember when I auditioned for 2 Girls 1 Cup

Elliot Goes to SchoolEdit

Mondays - Link

  1. You're all a bunch of faggots

Akon Edit

I Wanna Fuck You - Link

  1. Convict (x2)
  2. Music
  3. Windin' and grindin'
  4. That pole
  5. I wanna fuck you
  6. Put this dick on you
  7. Pussy
  8. Them poles
  9. Niggas
  10. Smoking
  11. Humpin'
  12. Titties

PONY.MOV Series (HotDiggedyDemon)Edit

APPLE.MOV - Link

  1. Fucking
  2. Fuck you
  3. Shitload
  4. (mumbling)
  5. Hey, hey, hey
  6. Cunt
  7. (laughing)

DRESS.MOV - Link

  1. Stay outta my shed, OK?
  2. Suck my tit you dumb bitch
  3. Swag
  4. Get yer fat ass out here
  5. Mexicans
  6. Revolution (x2)

SHED.MOV - Link

  1. You assholes
  2. You stupid cunt
  3. Faggot
  4. So fuckin' rad
  5. That's my period
  6. You dumb bitch
  7. Don't laugh at me
  8. Porn
  9. (flesh erecting)
  10. Some quiet bitch
  11. Welp, we're fucked
  12. What'd I tell y'all about comin' in MAH SHED?!
  13. WHILE I EATCHA BRAINS!!!
  14. Vagina

MAGIC.MOV - Link

  1. (laughing)
  2. My penis
  3. ....with sex!
  4. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.
  5. Fuckin' rad, dude
  6. We're gonna rape it?
  7. Zap this bitch
  8. Fuckin' biiiiitch

PARTY.MOV - Link

  1. Pretty pink princess
  2. Period (x2)
  3. She started chasin' that purple dragon
  4. Heroin
  5. Drugs
  6. Cocaine
  7. Sex acts
  8. (slurping)
  9. That feel good, baby?
  10. Oh, she fuck anyone
  11. Squirrels
  12. She fucked a snail!
  13. What? (x5)
  14. I always thought you were cute
  15. Come over and fuck me
  16. I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill
  17. Beer
  18. Oxycotin
  19. Stupid bitch
  20. Don't touch me motherfucker
  21. Coma
  22. Mexicans
  23. Smart ass
  24. Shut up
  25. Vodka
  26. Fuck me
  27. OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH
  28. You stupid cunt
  29. Vagina
  30. Gentials
  31. Lord's prayer
  32. Blowie

SWAG.MOV - Link

  1. What the fuck?
  2. Oh my god (x2)
  3. Hell
  4. Up my nose
  5. What the fucksickle
  6. Nobody cares (x4)
  7. You stupid cunt
  8. Shut your fucking mouth
  9. Shit
  10. I'm going to kill you
  11. Shut up (x4)
  12. Gay

Nicki MinajEdit

Super Bass - Link

  1. Pop bottles
  2. Coke
  3. Mothafuckin'
  4. Hell of a guy
  5. Who the ef I is
  6. Cummin' (coming)
  7. (B)ass
  8. Niggas
  9. Panties
  10. American
  11. Feminine side
  12. Boom, boom, badoom (throughout the chorus)

Starships - Link

  1. Bud Light
  2. Bitches
  3. Fuck (x2)
  4. Higher than a motherfucker

Anaconda - Link

  1. Anaconda
  2. Buns
  3. Butt
  4. Bitch
  5. Shit
  6. Pill
  7. Fuck 'em

SlashEdit

We're all Gonna Die - Link

  1. OH Shit!
  2. Pee on the ground
  3. Tits
  4. We're all gonna die!!

Levin-Minnemann-RudessEdit

Ignorant Elephant

  1. (instrumental)

T-PainEdit

I'm In Luv (With a Stripper) - Link

  1. A stripper

CakeEdit

Sheep Go to Heaven, Goats Go to Hell - Link

  1. Go to hell (x2)

Frank ZappaEdit

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Link

  1. Why does it hurt when I peeeeeeee?
  2. The toilet seat

Gene SimmonsEdit

Asshole - Link

  1. Asshoooole!

Degeneration X Apology SpeechEdit

Link

  1. Damn
  2. Faggot
  3. Bitch
  4. Dick
  5. Aw, Shit!
  6. Fuck me

Meat LoafEdit

Life is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back - Link

  1. Shove it up your ass

XDrang93Edit

3 Edits on Sunday - Link

  1. Why don't you two bitches take your fuckin' bullshit somewhere else!

"Raging" Song Collabs & Stuff - Link

  1. What the fuck did you just say?!
  2. Why didn't you tell me before you fuckin' bitch?!
  3. You stupid bitch!

Fireworks of Attention - Link

  1. Fuck you, I'm out

Beeps in Editing Nowadays - Link

  1. No (x9), oh, FUCK NO!

Audio Only Video Experiment - Link

  1. Pornographic magazines
  2. Pornos
  3. Okay, I'm out of ideas

Fred PhelpsEdit

Link

  1. Rape you up the butt! (x2)
  2. Masturbating
  3. SHUT THE HELL UP!
  4. You lying piece of shit!

DominicFearEdit

The Lazer Collection 3 - Link

  1. Delicious

The Lazer Collection 5 - Link

  1. OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MarrikouEdit

Arthur Swear Words - Link

  1. FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
  2. You stupid fucking bitch!
  3. Bitch
  4. Holy fucking shit!
  5. Cum
  6. Cocksuckers
  7. Goddamn motherfucking
  8. Skanky bitch
  9. You filthy bitch

Barney the Dinosaur - Hi, N-gger - Link

  1. Pussy

Blood on the Dance FloorEdit

Candyland - Link

  1. I'm about to explode

Horrifically Delicious - Link

  1. Fuck my life

SubrickEdit

Nice Job Waking Me Up (AKA Pwnage Olympics Entry #2) - Link

  1. Rape babies
  2. Fuck you
  3. Dipshit
  4. Cunt

Eddie MurphyEdit

Delirious - Link

  1. It's my house, if you don't like it, get the fuck out

College HumorEdit

Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer - Link

  1. A pedophile


Monstercat MusicEdit

Internet Rebellion- Arion - Link

  1. FUCK SOPA!

ReverendBurnEdit

BJ Time - Link

  1. Boner
  2. Blowjob (x2)

freshmilk980Edit

Speakonia sounds he made specifically for edits

  1. Blowjob
  2. Condom
  3. Strip club

TheMysteriousMrEnterEdit

Animated Atrocities #10: "Madballs: Gross Jokes" [?????????] - Link

  1. I will kill you.
  2. Fuck them up the ass with a garden rake

Animated Atrocities #56: "Staring at the Future" [Teen Titans Go!] - Link

  1. A pegasister
  2. I don't fucking care
  3. Alright, what the fuck
  4. Piss
  5. Oh fuck you! No seriously, fuck you to hell and back!
  6. Shit on it
  7. Dicks

Animated Atrocities #65: "Is This Cute?" [Planet Sheen] - Link

  1. All the drugs
  2. All the fucking drugs

Children of BodomEdit

Stockholm Knockout Live - Link

  1. Son of a BEEEEYATCH!

LudacrisEdit

Move Bitch - Link

  1. Move, bitch
  2. Get the fuck out of my way

Johnny CashEdit

A Boy Named Sue - Link

  1. Son of a bitch
  2. Any damn thing
  3. Hell of a fight

HopsinEdit

Sag My Pants - Link

  1. Asshole
  2. Slap hoes
  3. Grimy whore

Kill Her - Link

  1. Mentally retarded
  2. No
  3. Bitch!
  4. Fuck you bitch

N.W.AEdit

Fuck tha Police - Link

  1. Fuck the police


Dave Grohl Kicks Fan OutEdit

Link

  1. Hey, motherfuckers
  2. You don't fuckin' fight at my show you asshole
  3. Get the fuck outta my show right now (2x)
  4. Get the fuck out
  5. Get the fuck outta here

Stay BullishEdit

Nothin Butt Buddies - Link

  1. Butt buddies

supergodzilla12Edit

  1. Wassup motherfuckas! 

Gucci Mane Edit

I'm the Shit Link

  1. I'm the shit, bitch.

Laurent WolfEdit

Wash My World - Link

  1. Wash my (insert)

YouTube Poop NewsEdit

A Miserable Little Pile of Rabbit Droppings - Link

  1. What up, my niggerloids?

Amateur Transplants Edit

London Underground - Link

  1. Fucking useless cunts
  2. I want my fucking money back!
  3. Wankers (x2)
  4. Shove it up your arsehole

Roshua777Edit

Sentence mix made specifically for edits, out of Sonic X, AoStH and Faces of Evil

  1. Shut the fuck up!

Nappy RootsEdit

Awnaw - Link

  1. Hell no!

AtmosphereEdit

One of a Kind - Link

  1. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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