This article is a transcript of SuperIdiotMan00's edited version of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Pressure" from season two.
Bold = Edited Lines
- Sandy: [looking at the clouds] You know, you fucking bitch, sometimes it's nice to hang yourself with a leather belts around your throat while I masturbate with a long and shiny strap-on.
- SpongeBob:' Hmmm. 'I tried that once and it made me die.
- Sandy: Psssh, faggot. You fuckin' suck at jackin off.
- SpongeBob: Oooh! Oooh! Do you know what that dick looks like?
- Sandy: No.
- SpongeBob: Rosie O'Donnell's used tampon.
- Sandy: They all look like penises, SpongeBob. You're just a fuckin' idiot.
- SpongeBob: Oh, fuck you.
- Sandy: You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the anal orgasm but I don't want to miss out on a second of this beautiful ass-bang in the sky.
- SpongeBob: Me neither, bro. Who wants to get all dirty anyway?
- Sandy: Yeah. And sweaty. Besides, I think we'd all know who'd skeet diarrhea first.
- SpongeBob: Yeah.
- SpongeBob and Sandy: [both laugh] Me.
- SpongeBob: What a funny ???.